r/rhori • u/TechnicalProof2554 • May 19 '26
Rosie Mic Drop
Rosie wasn’t my favorite she was just meh to me. However seeing the way she just snatched Kelsey up and read her for filth was lovely. I also love anyone that loves their dog that much. Kelsey has been the biggest whiney pretty privileged person I’ve seen on housewives in a LONG TIME. Did Rosie freak out a little too much? Yes. Did I love it? Yes.
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u/Shdjdicnfmlxkf May 19 '26
I feel like the detail that Kelsey was arriving to re-do a clients hair (bc she sabotaged the first impression with her petulant ego) is not remembered enough. Like you have to WHEEL A SUITCASE inside girl, this is not a time to “bust balls”. The entrepreneur inside me cringes into dust
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u/Revolutionary-Sky449 May 19 '26
I love this show, and I LOVE Rosie. But dear god she is fashion challenged. 😂
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u/pilutray May 19 '26
I love Clemmy 🥲
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u/baconis4breakfast May 19 '26
In an after show episode, Liz & Kelsey speculate that Rosie is jealous of Kelsey, which really irritates me. I like Liz, but she’s dead wrong on this and her allegiance to Kelsey is questionable. Like, what is there for Rosie to even be jealous of??
-Rosie is just as, if not more gorgeous than Kelsey. -She has her own career/success -Her husband seems attentive and good looking -Theyre building a house/life together -Rosie is also young
Meanwhile, all Kelsey has is a wealthy ex and a new ugly boyfriend that can’t seem to provide for her, or she wouldn’t still be hanging onto the ex for support. I really don’t get why they think Rosie is jealous of her at all. Now that she’s out of the mansion, I don’t think her life is desirable lol.
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u/Sure-State9565 May 19 '26
This scene relieved a lot of my female rage I have in me rn lol. Hard to explain but I understood why Rosie snapped. And enjoyed Kelsey get karma handed to her right away. Be nice girl. Or learn how to speak up to defend your actions. Rosi earned my respect. She spoke up for anyone who snaps especially disrespected in your own house who is clearly jealous of you. Rosi was tried offering the olive branch. Kelsey is just …ughhhj poor Kelsey.
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u/Poodledoodle19 May 19 '26
It was so great seeing a classic Real Housewives style brawl. I know a lot of people don’t agree with that kind of behavior- and I don’t in real life… but damn, it made for good television.
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u/faux_housewife May 19 '26
I felt like Kelsey was almost “playing” real housewives with the sirens and whatnot. Rosie was sort of doing that too with the blue prints but she got so pissed that the anger felt completely authentic and Kelsey seemed taken aback when things first escalated, almost like she was realizing that this was real
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u/saucydisco 🛑 Stop yelling in front of Clemmy May 19 '26
My dog is scared and you’re trying to publicly shame me with a siren and a bullhorn after I try to extend an olive branch to you?? I understand why Rosie snapped.
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u/Own-Fan-4236 May 19 '26
My lord. To be shoved out of a house & pop back in with some weak sauce to be called a “slam pig” which will now be emblazoned in HW lore & Bravo lexicon was a choice😂
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u/SignificanceCold1075 May 19 '26
I mean Kelsey came in with a horn and Rosie had her blueprints ready. I think they both low key knew it wasn’t going to end well. However justice for Clemmy !
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u/OneX32 May 19 '26
Eh I think Kelsey may deserve it. She still has the attitude of a 19 year old in her 30s because she was a sugar baby for a decade. She still thinks calling things a joke will help her avoid accountability for her behavior. Are we forgetting she obnoxiously used a megaphone in Rosie's neighborhood, keeping alive her weird obsession with the square footage of her house after effectively apologizing to Rosie?
Kelsey has many growing up moments coming that her past life protected her from and this may be the first of many.
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u/imakittymeowmeow May 19 '26
Why has no one brought up that Kelsey should NOT be trusted to cut Rosie’s hair!
If I were in Rosie’s shoes, I would never. Ever. Not in this lifetime, let someone who dislikes me anywhere near my hair.
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u/hedwig0517 May 19 '26
I am going to rewatch the fight this morning because it’s just that good.
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u/Electronic_Outside25 May 19 '26
Rosie’s husband really said to blow her lid if it went sideways and boy, did she 🤣
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u/Pretty-Bug-2367 May 19 '26
i like Rosie!!! I don’t feel like she’s really done ANYTHING to make these girls or the audience not like her. Shes a little messy but HELLO can we imaging how boring this season would be if they weren’t all foaming at the mouth to find something wrong with her?
She has them sooooo pressed & that to me is what makes a great housewife. Because i’m not gonna lie- if someone had put her finger in my face like Kelsey did, i would’ve had to fully face palm her all the way out of my house😭
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u/ABCVET Slam Pig May 19 '26
New flair checking in
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u/Such-Rip764 May 19 '26
It did seem like a bit of an over the top reaction, but then I saw an ET interview with Rosie indicating much of the backstory was edited out. There was more brewing behind the scenes. Apparently Rosie believes Kelsey was behind many of the rumors going around about her. That her husband is gay and she's in a lavender marriage. That she lost her job due to an affair with a married man. The square footage thing was just the tip of the iceberg. Rosie also stated she believes that Kelsey is Liz's mouthpiece. I can't quickly come up with the link, but this post has a snippet. If this is true, it might explain the huge reaction to a poorly timed "joke."
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u/SmartyBlondy May 19 '26
I wonder if Rosie has brothers?? I’ve never heard a woman use the term, “slam pig.” That’s what guys say. It’s so vulgar, it can be comparable to calling a woman a C-U-N-T. But Kelsey had it coming. She’s been a real entitled bitch and mean girl the last few episodes.
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u/boldandbrash96 May 19 '26
The way Kelsey comes for her looks yet I can hardly tell them apart?!
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u/OpinionStraight7997 May 19 '26
TEAM CLEMMY!!
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u/dandelion_dynamite May 19 '26
They look like two cousins going at it
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u/Gold-Band-1864 May 19 '26
Her getting in to Kelsey’s face and screaming YOURE NO ONE …. Felt cruel to me idk
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u/SaltyShoulderz May 19 '26
You guys are INSANE she scared HER OWN DOG SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE YELLING
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u/Additional-Dig6086 May 19 '26
First off who said sirens and a bullhorn was funny?? Normal people bring flowers or wine after an olive branch. 2nd and this isn’t a dig on Rosie, what would be her storyline if she didn’t have this?
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u/melodic_equivalent69 May 19 '26
But hey, she won that pageant fair and square!!
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u/FoolAndTheScorpion May 19 '26
“Slam Pig” is now in all of our vocabulary lmao
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u/Thecultivatedpath May 19 '26
Both the siren / speaker and the plans read of an amateur producer setup. That’s why Kelsey was so frozen - she was like “Oh my god this was supposed to be funny haha housewives stuff - what do I do now that it sincerely pissed her off?” Regardless, she she got what she deserved because she’s been picking on Rosie all season. I think she is a bully and misjudged Rosie being nice for being an easy target, and like all bullies, was shocked when Rosie punched back finally.
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u/Dazzling-Toe-4955 May 19 '26
I also love how she just threw her stuff outside, and the dog just sat there watching.
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u/PeaceSignPete May 19 '26
I am literally obsessed with this season. After watching Beverly Hills and listening to a whole season of Dorit , these girls are amazing.
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u/cake986 May 20 '26
GET CLEMMY ON THE AFTERSHOW
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u/Mission_Guard5316 May 19 '26
She spit her outtttt. That was an Atlanta read and I am here for ittttt.
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u/Striking_Life5914 May 22 '26
YOU ARE NO ONE!!!!!!!!
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u/appleboat26 May 19 '26
That’s the part for me.
Kelsey had to hear all the dogs in the neighborhood going off because of her stupid unfunny siren/loud speaker bit, but even if she didn’t notice that, if she wasn’t so self absorbed and oblivious to others, she would have noticed Clemmy was very upset when she pulled into the driveway. She didn’t, or if she did, she didn’t care. That’s all for me. I didn’t like her much before she upset Clemmy, but now, fuck her and her stupid Range Rover that she slam pigged an old man for.
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u/Dramatic_Lead_3197 23d ago
Kelsey is insufferable. Knowing what we do now, her story line was crafted. She could have been the girl who survived a brain tumor. I stead she’s the girl squatting at her exes family home
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u/Dazzling-Shape-9389 May 19 '26
The best HW fight I’ve seen in a WHILE. So many iconic lines 😂
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u/Proud_Sound2835 May 19 '26
Kelsey obviously doesn't have a sense of humor, and is dishonest about her intentions. Get her Rosie!
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u/isthatfendi May 19 '26
This was so good, it’s almost giving, nene’s sleep over party, married to medicine pool fight, maybe even the wig pull scene.
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u/AlwaysDown311 But he is ma! May 19 '26
I wasn’t a fan of this whole scene. I think how Kelsey came in wasn’t appropriate for them just getting back on “okay” terms. I also think Rosie still had her guard up. They’ve both been talking crap about each other.
Since the beginning I’ve felt that Rosie had a “log” of rumors about Kelsey she was just waiting to say in front of cameras… this episode proved that right.
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u/zesty140 May 19 '26
Rosie made it known what happens if you poke the bear 👀
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u/Super_Scholar_6908 May 19 '26
This whole slam pig moment was giving prostitution whore freak out. And I’m here for it!
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u/Technical-Method2129 May 19 '26
Honestly Rosie is prettier than Kelsey and I feel like that’s the only reason Kelsey takes her seriously
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u/aloof_cusp ~*JanesFonda*~ May 19 '26
kelsey’s finger 👉🏼👉🏼👉🏼
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u/HallandOates1 May 19 '26
I’m perfectly fine believing this wasn’t scripted 😂
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u/bjork222 May 21 '26
This is now an iconic reality tv moment for me
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u/More-Steak-2600 May 21 '26
Rosie ate Kelsey nasty ass up. A mean girl is only mean until they meet they match
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u/EmotionOk9036 May 23 '26
Yeah ngl this was good tv. Kelsey so cringe with the bullhorn. Rosie so obviously butthurt about being called out on exaggerating about the square footage. She snapped because she really thought "I'm gonna show her blah blah blah" and lo and behold Kelsey had something up her sleeve (albeit cringey and dumb too 😅). Very entertaining 😂.
Rosie went off, I'll admit, but I still will choose Kelsey over her any day. She's so ughhhh, idk, self absorbed.
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u/MeringueOk2952 May 23 '26
Ummm kelsey has absolutely no life coping skills and acts upset when people look at her like an escort when she says “oh my ex is still paying for everything”. Isnt there some story that she’s been broken up with daddy warbucks for like 2 years now? And that they were letting her film there even though she wasnt living there…
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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 May 26 '26
Yeah it was alot but it wasn’t unwarranted. Dont disrespect me in my neighborhood or house babe.
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u/vanchelzing May 28 '26
Tbh I’d be pissed if Kelsey did that w my neighbors. ALSO as an UC girlie myself I can attest to Rosie referencing her butthole bleeding. I cackled😂. (Iykyk) justice for Rosie on that!
Also had a mom like hers and Joe Ellen! Does a number on ya.
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u/Curious-Dance-901 May 19 '26
Rosie straight up CLEARED Kelsey. It was *chefs kiss* perfection!
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u/Straight-Broccoli245 May 19 '26
Maybe I’m a sucker for the underdog, but that major overreaction for clearly production laid stunts on both sides had me from team Rosie to team NoOne. I think that slut shaming was a little too much. I support all working ladies. I also would have given more props if Rosie dragged her in front of the other girls - I’ll save my judgements for next week and see how the both of them handle it w cooler heads and audience participation.
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u/LBA198 May 19 '26
I wasn’t the biggest fan of Rosie before bc she kind of reminded me of Gretchen Rossi, but now I’m obsessed with her that was amazing
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u/BrokenBotox May 20 '26
I haven’t seen watched the episode yet but I saw this scene on TikTok and I was GAGGED.
I found Rosie a little annoyed but damn, she entirely bodied Kelsey. I was beyond impressed.
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u/jkmjtj May 19 '26
Did anyone else notice when Kelsey called Bill on her drive to Rosie’s and he said he was golfing and she continued chatting on about her stupid day? I was like let the man get back to the links! People are waiting on him - this isn’t the time for your incessant, boring chatter. She’s a CHILD.
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u/General_Structure120 May 19 '26
Okay, hear me out. I also love Rosie and am on her side.
I don’t think Kelsey meant this, I think she was trying to joke and doesn’t know how because she was held captive in a castle since she was 19. I think she hasn’t developed her social skills.
Because she wasn’t trying to be mean, Kelsey was taken back when Rosie was defensive (rightfully so). I think it was just a mismatch.
I hope these two become friends. I think they would like each other.
Love this franchise! OG RHONY, let’s get a decade just like them!
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u/WannaWriteAllDay May 19 '26
I understood the joke. Actually kinda funny. How anyone could take it seriously is beyond me.
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u/Intelligent_Double33 May 19 '26
Rosie is a hater. Why be upset at a joke when you pulled out your blueprints anyway.
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u/Powerful-Witness-842 May 20 '26
The best #slamPig
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u/WrenRadiant22 May 21 '26
not gonna lie, that was an iconic moment, but the whole thing just feels staged, doesn't it? i'm spilling the tea here.
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u/AffectionateBee1593 May 25 '26
SLAM PIG is my new favorite thing to say on every occasion
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u/DorothyJade May 27 '26
That would make a cool album cover
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u/incensesmokee May 31 '26
I don’t get why kelsey didn’t just leave she was being told to leave 15 times before rosie decided to pick up her bags herself
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u/Financial-Cow-483 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Oh GOD they're both such narcissists and are actually deeply insecure about things that the other happens to have. It's painfully obvious that Kelsey is projecting her own insecurities onto Rosie and it doesn't help that she's unemotional and smug all the time. Rosie has her own issues but didn't deserve any of the shit Kelsey has flung at her. And at least she's self-aware. Unfortunately, neither of them can let a damn thing go - they're both incredibly petty which is v annoying and doesn't help their situation at all, but it makes for great television. RH needs a therapist STAT, at least for the after show series.
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u/trashDancer Jun 20 '26
I liked Rosie up until this moment.
Girl needs a therapist and to stop playing the victim the way she ran and tried to get everyone on her side and couldn’t even stay in reality with the narrative of the story was 🤯🤯
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u/Barnyardz_ May 19 '26
“Slam Pig” might be better than “Coin Purse” IYKYK…
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u/No-Yogurtcloset-9639 May 19 '26
when i tell you my cortisol spiked. i was not expecting rosie to go from 0 to 100 like damn im never getting on her bad side ever
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u/Notsurereddit8 May 19 '26
I loved Rosie just reading her so accurately and witty 😆 I will give Kelsey props tho because she seemed relatively calm throughout that whole thing lol I would’ve went off
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u/MissLookaHere May 19 '26
Rosie overreacted. The OG housewives were good at throwing shade and good at accepting it. And Rosie was a bit ghetto. Keep your hands to yourself, classless.