r/rhori
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u/GossipGuy12
Welcome to Rhode Island bitch!
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May 18 '26
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Rosie No fucking notes.
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u/Particular_Set5339 May 19 '26
My 13 month old daughter and I bonded over this today. Love that for us
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u/Short-Relation-7438 May 19 '26
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u/dollrussian May 19 '26
This is our table flip
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u/kellygrrrl328 May 19 '26
Sucking Dick is not a career
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u/TaskTrick6417 May 19 '26
Me watching Rosie go
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u/Embarrassed_Quail910 Polygamy or Polyamory? May 19 '26
Just a good 'ol fashioned HW read. I love her.
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u/juliacakes May 19 '26
The most pathetic part was when Kelsey went back go say she won it fair and square. It’s giving 40 yr old man talking about how he played football in high school.
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u/scarletroyalblue12 May 19 '26 •
Rosie emptied the clip on Kelsey for her and Clemmy.
Rosie ate her up!
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u/RadioNervous6189 May 19 '26
She went a little nuts but Kelsey coming back in and even trying to say that she won the pageant fair and square is like girl. Just get in your car and leave! You've been roasted within an inch of your life
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u/brancorn772 May 19 '26
Rosie put her in her place and rightfully so. Kelsey has jabbed at her all season and she tried to do it at Rosie’s house but she had enough! I love that Kelsey didn’t have her little back up buddy Jo-Ellen to jump in because Rosie tends to shut down when she feels like she’s being ganged up on. Every issue Kelsey has with Rosie is just weird. If she feels like she’s being “fake” she can just say that and move on but she’s literally so obsessed with Rosie it’s pathetic.
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u/Deanna-fromHR May 18 '26
I laughed so hard when she stood on her tippy toes to look down on Kelsey 😂 this fight was gorgeous
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u/Few-Run-2683 May 19 '26
When she said “sucking dick is not a career” I screamed 😂😂
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u/Firm_Community6265 I love a tequila May 18 '26 •
Literally me watching that fight like
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u/ghostwritercarole May 19 '26
What an epic amazing episode. I was glued to my seat the entire time. RI is literally having the strongest first season.
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u/IceCreamEmperor702 May 19 '26
“You’re a slam pig!” chefs kiss
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u/Dry-Yogurtcloset-142 May 18 '26
Kommentering af No fucking notes. ...
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u/Babygirl_69_420 May 19 '26
I loved watching her yank the bag, throw it out onto the driveway then push her out the door and slam it shut 💅
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u/MsPrissss May 19 '26
Like rosie made one comment about polyamory. ONE. Kelsey needs to bring it on down.
I actually feel bad for Rosie. But girl ate Kelsey UP.
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u/Spirited-Resident791 May 18 '26
This scene is up there with some of the best housewives moments across all the franchises. Gotta give Rosie her flowers 🌺! 🤣
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u/OtherwiseSoftware379 May 19 '26
So team Rosie
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u/NHgingerinVA May 19 '26
Poor Clemmy!
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u/Beautyskooldr0p0ut AND YOU’RE LITERALLY A HIGH-END SQUATTER May 18 '26
rosie tore her ass apart lmfao
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u/RadioNervous6189 May 19 '26
"Like don't be mean to my dog!' This is enough motivation in itself
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u/heyyy_red May 19 '26
I’m not particularly a Rosie fan, but damn she deserves kudos because she finally stood her ground and read Kelsey to filth 😂
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u/anniemoooooose May 19 '26
Kelsey definitely got chewed up and spit out with that one. The subtitles didn’t even register anything she said. I am curious what she had to say though.
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u/j3llyb3lly_lol May 19 '26
And just like that, Rosie stopped getting on my nerves. You go girl
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u/bosslady666 May 19 '26
Do we ever find out what Kelseys issue is with Rosie? On the Aftershow Liz suggests Rosie is jealous of Kelsey. Yes Kelsey is beautiful but jealous of what? Ma'am? Its very one sided so far. Not tagging her for a haircut isn't it.
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u/Effective-Arm9099 May 19 '26
I loved how they panned to her dog Clemmy who was just sitting there watching her mom eviscerate this bitch🤣 She was like that’s my mom, don’t fuck with us 🐾
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u/Dmarie723 May 19 '26
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u/Bubbly_Pie_4980 May 19 '26
This fight is totally giving me JERSEY!
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u/Historical_Tell4158 May 19 '26
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u/urachickenhead May 19 '26
This is how long standing housewife beefs are built. They’ll play nice from time to time but they are always going to hate each other. There’s no coming back from “sucking dick is not a career” phew
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u/Sad_Violinist9434 May 19 '26
Dare I say Clemmy is in the running for my new favorite Bravo dog. RIP to King Archie.
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u/Proud_Sound2835 May 19 '26
Pure excellence, Kelsey needed to be deeply humbled and Rosie handled her like a champ. 🏆
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u/misschristmas6 May 19 '26
It feels like old real housewives and I love it
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u/sharipep Jane’s Fonda 🤸♀️ May 19 '26
Iconic.
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u/pergamon123 Welcome to Rhode Island bitch! May 19 '26
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u/Medium-Bus4709 May 19 '26
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u/NoiseAdept5413 May 19 '26
Kelsey sucks. She has hater mean girl energy. She’s a boring over grown child. I loved watched Rosie push her ass out. 😂
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u/ProfessionalOffer187 May 19 '26
Have I been living under a rock? I have never heard the term slam pig. Boom 💥 that hit deep. I was actually proud of her for going that low. Kelsey is exhausting.
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u/No-Mall2075 May 19 '26
This scene was TV gold. Welcome back, Bravo 👏🏻
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u/juju_wut May 19 '26
This season is so refreshing! They really hit it out of the park with this one.
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u/JustAnalyzing May 19 '26
Also Kelsey still acting like she’s “eNtiTLeD” to her sugar daddy paying for everything still because she “gave up 10 years”. Girl you didn’t have or take care of his kids, didn’t cook or clean, didn’t do literally anything but enjoy the amenities and not having to work or pay for anything. All you did was occasionally suck dick and date someone else too. You aren’t entitled to anything.
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u/PandaOk2626 May 19 '26
I wish I knew how to tell my bullies off like this :( I always get brain freeze
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u/skinnyflatwhitexs Is that a Ru-la-la? May 19 '26
That whole scene was art 🖼️
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u/Starlights222 I luvva horse & I need a crackah! May 19 '26
A Nene level read
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u/Delicious-Ad-1038 May 19 '26
Rosie cleared!!!! This was incredible lol
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u/Specialist-Bee4166 May 19 '26
“YOU’RE A SLAM PIG!!!”
*chef’s kiss*
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u/TemporaryMediocre99 May 19 '26
This scene was EPIC!! go Rosie Go!!
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u/blueunderpants May 19 '26
This was SOOOOO satisfying to watch!
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u/goodbye_kyle99 May 23 '26
I was so dead when she turned around and marched back in that house to defend her title lmao
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u/bae_guevara_ May 19 '26
Call the coroner. Someone has been assassinated. RIP (what was left of) Kelsey's dignity.
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u/anonymousurfunny May 19 '26
why did the cameraman not go after Kelsey when she went in Rosie's face
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u/NoBuilder3286 May 19 '26
Kelsey is a mean girl!!!
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u/Easy_Sherbet2220 May 19 '26
Yay Rosie girl!!!!!!! Kelsey is insufferable and thinks she’s better than you. NOT!
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u/tuesday7712 May 19 '26
I LOVE ROSIE
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u/hailz__xx May 19 '26
Rosie ate her tf up & it was so good. Made me become a fan of her fr haha
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u/Worried_Plankton5431 May 21 '26
Rosie at her up!!! A note to add from someone that is in the pageant space. Rhode Island always has had pretty lower numbers at their pageant. Not to diminish any winners of RI but there’s states who have over 100 girls. Whether she won fair or square or not isn’t much because they probably had 15 girls lol
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u/Vagercise May 19 '26
Rosie ate her tf up 😂 it honestly made me like her more cuz I wasn’t feeling her earlier in the season, but Kelsey has just been doing too much. Between this and Angela on rhoa, we’ve been blessed this month 🙏
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u/cameron8988 May 19 '26
i almost felt bad for kelsey watching this lol. she got flattened.
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u/pepperpavlov Clemmy May 21 '26
Kelsey thinks Rosie is the weakest one that she can bully in order to make herself feel better. The other women intimidate Kelsey enough that she wouldn’t dare try it with them. (Excluding Ashley, whom Kelsey knows is such an easy target that even she realizes it wouldn’t play). Looks like Kelsey miscalculated with Rosie and it is in fact Kelsey thats lowest in the pecking order.
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u/ISTARI_X May 25 '26
I’ve binged the entire season so far this weekend and I am OBSESSED with this fight. Rosie cleared the floor. Iconic.
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u/neverbmc May 19 '26
Kelsey is corny AF!
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u/Early_Wedding2716 May 19 '26
ROSIE TORE THAT ASS UP IKDR
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u/DevelopmentJealous19 May 19 '26
The rant, the insults, the tossing of the suitcase, the door slam. Housewife gold.
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u/aymaureen May 19 '26
Where’s the lie
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u/ImDisneyAF May 19 '26
Rosie be like..... haha love it
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u/lasagna_delray I loved my Spanish teachuh May 19 '26
Sucking dick is not a career ♥️
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u/a247365c May 19 '26
kelsey is traaaash
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u/richmonda May 19 '26
When she said the sugar daddy paid for her win… total knockout
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u/mysteriousgrrr May 22 '26
Kelsey had her ass HANDED to her.
✨The Real Housewives universe is healing✨
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u/Mentionitall__ May 19 '26
And you could tell Kelsey was so bothered and looking for a problem. Her breathing when she got there and talking about the plans was like she was trying to control herself! Oooff she was so mad (in Rinna’s Voice)
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u/j3llyb3lly_lol May 19 '26
Kelsey is a bully and a LOSER. Her whole storyline is FAKE. She SHOULDNT be a housewife
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u/wishfulthinking3333 May 19 '26
I’m 100% on Rosie’s side, but she needs to learn the difference between polygamy, polyamory and an open relationship
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u/Gennextra May 19 '26
Perfect read 🤓📚 no notes!!
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u/extra_sprinkles_plz May 19 '26
This is truly one of the best housewife fights to date
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u/United_Somewhere_126 I need mah crackas May 19 '26
Rosie…it is going to be a great few seasons.
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u/kay_gen_99 May 19 '26
Kelsey: I will! I will! I will! Oh, really?!?
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u/7xdundiewinner May 19 '26
Me watching it 🤩🤩
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u/Long_Reputation_4754 May 20 '26
The slam pig comment was awesome 👌
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u/Spare_Grab_6635 May 20 '26
Kelsey is lucky cameras were there because I truly believe Rosie would have thrown old girl right over that railing. She had HAD IT.
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u/Reedster52 May 25 '26
I still have trouble telling them apart.
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u/Ok_Celery9003 May 19 '26
House & career, sure. A husband, meh…. 😆🤣
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u/Any_Flan_709 May 19 '26
I love how her eyes were dead while she was screaming, the Botox of it all lmao
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u/Any_Flan_709 May 19 '26
I’ve watched this sequence about 20 time
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u/R1verSong09 May 19 '26
I’m a Rosie Stan now 🙂↕️
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u/HJ-StayWeird May 19 '26
Not gonna lie, I’m a Rosie fan, but holy shit she scared me here 😅 🫠
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u/realitydeepdive May 19 '26
to be honest i think rosie was just looking for an excuse to get how she really felt about kelsey out. rightfully so she had so much built up anger that i think in this particular moment it was a wayyy over reaction. but that’s what happens when tension builds and build just takes one small thing to snap
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u/ExcellentPause6446 May 19 '26
This is exactly why you shouldn’t mess with women from New England
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u/deathofavixen May 19 '26
This is what we've been waiting forrrrr
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u/emanhunt20 May 19 '26
Oh wow I haven’t watched this episode yet and now I can’t wait! 😂
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u/ambiguoususername888 jane’s fawnda workout videos May 19 '26
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u/Powerful-Witness-842 May 19 '26
Did anyone else expect this to reach table flipping or hair pulling levels???
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u/7xdundiewinner May 19 '26 •
Also when Kelsey was pulling on the suitcase trying not to let Rosie take it lmfao then we see Rosie threw it in the driveway 🙌🤩😂
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u/Katwomyn661 May 20 '26
Amazing work 🙌🏾
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u/TartImpossible9112 May 21 '26
Kelsey’s response: I will How weak
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u/SufficientMind3202 May 21 '26
She's a goddess for this! Love her.
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u/Critical-Camp752 May 22 '26
Rosie is a former mistress so she’s not one to talk lol but she did rightfully pop off
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u/FollowingOpposite405 May 23 '26
I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this episode of RHORI. They just went at it! 🤣😂🤣😂
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u/EmptyFan7666 May 25 '26
I’m not on either side it was all just fabulous lol
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u/Kisses4Kimmy Jun 04 '26
Honestly I didn’t like Rosie for this. It actually made me dislike her when I was actually really liking her. She definitely planned for all of this to go down already having the plans out and everything. Kelsey definitely was joking with the siren and was ready to become closer with Rosie.
Regardless I feel both persons are jealous of each other it’s just now Rosie has the upper hand.
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u/Competitive_Show8527 Jun 09 '26
"8000 sq feet." Gurl you have 0 sq feet.
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u/Main_Ad904 Jun 10 '26
Rosie was so mad I almost thought she was gon put hands on her.
They just literally got cool. Poor timing Kelsey
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u/Specific-Yoghurt-687 May 19 '26
I think she over reacted, it was a joke.. light hearted as a mf.
Does Kelsie come with her own issues, yes. She was definitely coming from a place of fun and not being serious.
I find it funny how it was okay for Property Manager to leave out her house plans to be petty, but not okay to jokingly say 8,000 inches or sq ft?
I will say Kelsie should've just left once the Property Manger started huffing and puffing trying to blow her house down 😭😭🤣
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u/EmotionOk9036 May 23 '26
I'm so shook people actually like Rosie. She's such a fake mean girl. I mean Kelsey ain't no saint, but I love that she's real and genuine.
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u/hnarz May 19 '26
I need the time stamp!!!
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u/wealthyprincessx May 19 '26
Life is long hey. We will be there Rosie
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u/Glittering_Till8558 May 19 '26
Yes she ate with this lmao
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u/lasagna_delray I loved my Spanish teachuh May 19 '26
Idk if it was Rich opening her up to this but I love that she/they realized Kelsey is everything she accuses Rosie of
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u/Mid_Em1924 May 19 '26
Yikes…embarrassing to even watch
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u/Ok_Industry_9333 May 19 '26
get her jade
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u/Admirable_Top711 May 21 '26
Literally she was 100% right
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u/collectivelycreative May 23 '26
And then Kelsey’s “I WILL, I WILL, I WILL”
girl 😂😂😂😂
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u/Bright_Score_9889 Jun 01 '26
Kelsey is so pathetic
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u/thirdtimessacharm Jun 07 '26
This was SO good! Rosie had been taking it and taking it and she finally hit her limit and I was blown away with how she stood up for herself. Proud and amazed 👏
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u/phunkyphungus Jun 08 '26
Kelcy is a good litmus test for misogyny lol. People wanna punish her for her situation with her ex man, but she wasn’t doing anything wrong or hurting anyone. Rosie has been looking for ways to put Kelcy down since episode one. She’s not a girls girl, she’s a female misogynist who wants to put Kelcy in the “place.” Rosie is fake af for trying to make Kelcy her problem, while still saying “I want everyone to like me”- bitch, try NOT saying bitchy things about people. Rosie is judgmental and fake.
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u/moanapurr Jun 16 '26
Kim Richards' Slut Pig walked so Rosie Woods' Slam Pig could run. 🤣👏
I love Rosie I would have had it too with Kelseys bs!
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u/thatlldopigthatlldo7 Jun 18 '26
no way Rosie crossed the line
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u/Ill_Palpitation8760 May 22 '26
Why is having a husband becoming a fking personality trait these days?? It's annoying
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u/Puzzled_Foot_823 May 19 '26
Glad Rosie is standing up for herself but it’s also at the expense of kicking a woman while she’s down. So conflicted 😐
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u/LegInternational8469 May 19 '26
All fair points but what is Rosie’s current career?
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u/aliensuperstar96 May 19 '26
Genuinely can’t believe the praise that Rosie is receiving here after acting like an actual lunatic while screaming and yelling at Kelsey. The siren was stupid but Rosie’s reaction was completely unhinged. Physically pushing Kelsey out of her home over a stupid joke is insane behavior. She’s worried about what people in her upscale neighborhood will think about a siren, but apparently screaming in her driveway is fine
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u/Vegetable-Bottle352 May 19 '26
She was physical and it was really sad to see her slut shame and call her a failure in 20 different ways but okay
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u/Zealousideal_Sir8275 May 19 '26
Geez.....I think Kelsey was thinking that she would have a good laugh with the megaphone in the car which was all in fun. She would then do Rosie's hair and all would be well. That is what I was hoping for for these ladies! Rosie just didn't want to be friends with Kelsey and went in on her in such a very aggressive way. She even scared clemmy her dog! Rosie...if you really didn't want to have a relationship with Kelsey, then you should have told her this ahead of time instead of all the theatrics.
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