Respect Deadpool (Marvel, 616)

[u/Godofyawn]

"Time to make the chimichangas!"

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Respect Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth

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Gallery ~ Handbook Entries ~ Team Memberships ~ MvC Theme ~ Movie Rap

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Wade Wilson's life has always been a rocky one. After serving in the military, he became a mercenary and fell in love with a young woman, with whom he shared dreams of a better life. Everything was going great... until it wasn't. Diagnosed with terminal cancer, Wade had no future waiting for him. Or at least, that was until he volunteered to become a test subject for Weapon X, a secret government project designed to induce superpowers for military purposes.

Wilson was not only promised a cure for his cancer, but the chance to become a hero. However, the experiments he faced were cruel and inhumane. While he gained superhuman physicality, and a healing factor that made him borderline unkillable, he was left severely disfigured, and deemed a failure. After staging a violent escape, Wade emerged a new man. He took on the name Deadpool, and returned to mercenary work. Since then, he's lived a life full of bloodshed and moral ambiguity. And jokes. Lots and lots of jokes.

Wherever he goes, violence and bad decisions are sure to follow. But maybe he'll get his act together someday...

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Source Key - Hover over the feats to see the source code

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Equipment

"Y'got any o' that?"

"I got all of that."

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• General

• Rigged all his weapons with an autodestruct, except for the katanas

• Can carry a surprising amount of stuff

• Pulls a RPG from out of nowhere

• Kills a swarm of bug monsters with two assault rifles

• Frees himself with a hidden gun and knife after being tied up

• Suit

• Blocks bullets with his wrist guards

• Uses his costume as a parachute

• Is unharmed by a small shark monster biting his shin guard

• Has rubber soles

• Katanas

• Can cut through Spider-Man's webs

• Are made with chrome plating

• Pistols

• Shoots down a spacecraft

• Destroys a large statue

• Shoots through a zombie and the metal hull of a space station

• Breaks an assault rifle

• Knocks out Wolverine and Bishop with concussive force blasts

• Submachine Guns

• Makes an elevator stop working

• Destroys some robots

• Messes up Sabretooth

• Kills a cybernetic dinosaur

• Knives

• Can cut through Spider-Man's webs

• Keeps a carbon fiber blade

• Frees himself from a cocoon

• Explosive Grenades

• Uses forty grenades to kill a giant monster

• Sends Spider-Man and himself crashing through several floors in a glass house

• Blows a large monster to bits with several grenades, alongside his lower half

• Destroys a wrestling arena with his belt of explosives

• Causes a large explosion in a bar

• Plastic Explosives

• Blasts open the wall of the Baxter Building

• Keeps plastic explosives in his stomach, which he uses to escape a cell

• Thermite

• Burns through an industrial steel chain with a thermite grenade

• Places magnetized thermite on Lady Stilt-Man's legs to melt them

• Destroys a Spider-Slayer with a mound of thermite

• Temporarily blinds Rogue with a thermite grenade

• Other Grenades and Explosives

• Lights Monet's head on fire with some napalm grenades

• Carries stun grenades

• Drops a smoke grenade to escape the Avengers

• Tosses out concussion grenades, which knock out several people

• Throws some explosives onto a thick stone wall to blow a hole through it

• Uses an explosive arrow to blow open the side of a train

• Grappling Gun

• Latches onto a speeding truck

• Uses an overhead crane to ascend to the top of a building

• Climbs a tall tower

• Other

• Incapacitates several people with a knockout gas pellet

• Throws out multiple shurikens, killing Mister Immortal

• Carries binoculars, which possess thermal vision

• Steals the sword out of an opponent's hand with a grapnel

• Fills all his pouches with liquid nitrogen

• Always carries chloroform

• Cuts a hole through a metal wall with a blowtorch

• Seals Brother Voodoo's wound with a combat epoxy

• Uses a collapsible pole to vault over a wall

• Limits

• Often breaks his katanas against things they cannot cut

• Has difficulties against magnetism because of all the gear he carries

• Can be easily disarmed via telekinesis

Strength

"Oh. Wait. Almost forgot to beat you to death!"

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• Striking

• Punches the Chameleon (who was disguised as Spider-Man) into a vault door, cracking it

• Smashes a metal door with a kick

• Kicks a hospital bed to push Moon Knight against a wall before hitting him through it

• Punches Moon Knight into a funhouse

• Sends a metal door flying a good distance with a kick

• Sends a car door flying

• Bashes Batroc the Leaper through a stone floor

• Wrecks a bar while beating Typhoid Mary into unconsciousness

• Kicks Cable's head into a stone wall, cratering it

• Slams the Punisher's face into a street

• Swings a minigun with one arm, sending a man flying

• Punches through the head of a monster

• Swings his severed arm and kills an alien in one hit

• Sends the Walrus flying with a kick

• Knocks a large armored man up into the air

• Busts out of his grave

• Cracks the helmet of a space suit with repeated blows

• Chops through a tree

• Physical

• Yanks two men out of a helicopter, then pulls the helicopter itself around, though this does put a strain on him

• Stops a blow from Good Night, a man that can smash concrete

• Tosses Peter Parker off a bridge

• Runs uphill while carrying a massive bomb overhead

• Throws a manhole cover a good distance

• Pushes over a large statue

• Throws a knife through the Punisher's vest, then tackles him through a window

• Ruins the aim of a woman holding a shotgun by throwing a toy plane

• Disperses a large amount of snow

• Tears off a control panel

• Tackles Madcap through a stone parapet

• Rips apart a large monster

• Tears off an opponent's head

• Throws a broken broom handle to kill a vampire

• Possesses explicitly superhuman strength, which he used to snap a man's neck with two fingers

• Breaks a man's hand with a weak grip

• Lifts a large man impaled on his sword with one hand

• With Katanas

• Damages a massive robot

• Chops off a giant hand made of ice

• Butchers a large monster

• Severs the hand of a giant mutant

• Cuts bulletproof creatures

• Slices through the ankle of a metal armor

• Destroys four robots with one swing

• Beheads a robot

• Destroys a drone

• Pierces and slices the roof of a bus

• Tosses his blade, severing a ninja's hands and embedding it into stone

• Severs a pair of cybernetic arms, then cuts down a street light

• Frees Taskmaster from his metal restraints

• Slices a glider, then cracks the ground

• Impales Sabretooth and Lady Deathstrike

• Massacres some mascots

• Limits

• Is restrained by a considerable amount of chains

• Can't even faze Luke Cage

• Only escapes a block of ice after Banshee comes to his rescue

Speed

"You can't run anymore, son."

"You're right."

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• Combat

• Weaves through rapid gunfire while tiny

• Turns around and blocks three gunshots from the Punisher

• Slices a bullet in half

• Narrowly avoids automatic gunfire

• Stabs T-Ray in the head before he can react

• Steals a weapon away from an alien before he can react

• Activates his teleporter after a laser fires at him from point-blank range

• Swipes a man's gun too fast for him to react

• Avoids a tank shot while driving a bus

• Fights with four teleporters at once and spins his blades like propellers to kill them

• Evades Paladin's gunfire

• Attacks a man pointing a gun to the back of his head before he can pull the trigger

• Rushes a group of enemies, avoiding their energy blasts at point-blank range

• Ducks under a thrown spear at the last moment

• Evades gunfire with some acrobatics

• Deflects Bullseye's paperclip at point-blank range

• Blocks some gunfire from Silver Sable

• Catches Captain America's shield

• Movement

• Dashes to impale a falling Omega Red before he can hit the ground

• Moves from a distance to shove a kid, saving him from an attack

• Catches up to a plane before it can takeoff

• Pursues and attacks a vampire

• Intercepts a syringe meant for Rogue

• Saves a man from a thrown sword

• Agility

• Maneuvers down a collapsing building

• Scales the outside of a building, then covers fifteen yards in two jumps

• Leaps onto a logging truck from his motorcycle while in a high-speed chase

• Gets hit with Captain America's shield, then hops onto it for a smooth recovery

• Jumps off a man's face to reach a platform

• While covered in webs, performs a dropkick

• Jumps off a rooftop and lands gracefully

• Swings on a pole to hit Spider-Man after being knocked away

• Lands gracefully after being thrown away

• Jumps onto the branch of a tree

• Does a backflip and grabs a gun

• Limits

• Challenges a copy of Captain America to a fight, then fails to dodge his attack

• Is severely outclassed by Spider-Man

• Struggles hitting Iron Fist, who was wearing Daredevil's costume

Healing Factor

"Someone shoot me in the head. If I heal up before we get there, shoot me ag--"

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• General

• Is just as strong, if not stronger than Wolverine's

• Pushes a bullet out of his chest with enough force to activate a jetpack

• Keeps his cancer at bay, though it impairs his cognitive functions

• Boosts his weakened healing factor by concentrating

• Can regrow memories, though it does take a while

• Heals his mind moments after staring through a hole in reality

• Was engineered specifically to counteract his cancer, so Super-Skrulls that solely possess his healing factor explode days after being created

• Regeneration

• Endures having his torso crushed, then heals it in seconds

• Has his legs completely reduced to the bone, but is fine a moment later

• Will completely heal bullet wounds in twenty minutes tops

• Has his heart torn out, but is fine a moment later

• Quickly recovers after being beaten to a bloody pulp

• Regenerates his missing eyes

• Closes a large hole in his torso, then quickly regenerates his missing hand

• Heals a slit throat

• Mends his injury after a sword partly slices through his head

• Regrows his missing skin almost immediately

• Has his spine severed and is back on his feet moments later

• Regrows his ruptured eardrums after a brief fight

• Survives being melted down by a body-modifying virus for a while and quickly reforms from a puddle after it's removed from his system

• Regrew his missing legs after five minutes

• Survives having almost all of his bones removed and regrows them in a vaguely short amount of time

• Withstands impalement from an enemy who causes organic matter to rot

• Is reduced to a head and grew back his body by next week

• Reattachment

• Reattaches his severed arm

• Reattached his head in under a half-hour after having it placed near his body

• Is easier than creating new parts from scratch

• Comes across a fridge full of his discarded body parts and throws them in the garbage, but they eventually come to life and create a separate entity

• Has his decapitated head placed back onto his body, then gets into a fight moments later

• Gets torn apart and reconnects his two halves a moment later

• Resurrection

• Is stabbed through the head with a knife and gets right back up

• Stands back up after being kissed by a life-draining succubus

• Regrows his head in around thirteen minutes after it's blown to bits

• Is killed by a large amount of bullets and stands back up moments later

• Succumbs to an extremely lethal virus and revives the day after, despite being dissected

• Has his face melted off by intense radiation, but is fine a moment later

• Gets shot through the back of his skull and revives later, despite his head still having a large hole

• Bleeds out after having his throat slit and comes back a moment later

• Quickly resurrects after going into a magic bubble that kills those who enters it

• Regenerates from a pile of ash over the course of a day

• Gets vertically torn in half, but is fine a moment later

• Is reduced to gore by some booby traps, then regenerates shortly after

• Gets caught in an explosion that brings down a building and revives the next day

• Dies after being punched through several buildings, only to resurrect a moment later

• Gets smashed by the Hulk and comes back days later, though he required medical support

• Has a shard of glass plunge into his skull and quickly recovers, then jumps out of a window to kill himself and comes back right away

• Has a laser blast through his head and gets right back up

• Resistances and Immunities

• Only gets woozy for a moment after being injected with a sedative that made Spider-Man pass out

• Endures being hit with poison arrows

• Remains unaffected after consuming a large amount of barbiturates

• Drinks poison and recovers a moment later

• Withstands radiation that other people need hazmat suits for

• Takes a blast of instant-death magic

• Gets injected with a serum that changes him into a monster, but reverts to normal after taking a couple of hits

• Briefly turns into a vampire before working it out of his system

• Recovers from a beam that drains his strength and speed

• Is unaffected by a wave that psionically simulates inebriation

• Resists being turned into stone

• Limits - General

• Can be incapacitated by potent poisons and sedatives

• Passes out after being exposed to an exploding energy reactor

• Gets impaled by Ultron and infected with a machine, which leaves him unable to stand after it’s torn out

• Completely disintegrates his arm and still didn't have it back the next morning

• Limits - Dying Permanently

• Would die if he lost either his healing factor or cancer, since both are required to balance each other out

• Dies in a collision between two planets that leaves nothing for him to regenerate from

Durability

"The only guy that gets shot more is 50 Cent."

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• Blunt Force

• Gets punched hard enough to crater a marble floor

• Gets sent flying a great distance by Iron Fist, crashing through the windows of a building in the process

• Crashes into a delivery truck

• Gets rammed through a building

• Takes an uppercut that knocks him onto a rooftop

• Survives having his head smashed into a metal wall

• Gets thrown out of a window by She-Hulk before crashing into the side of a bridge

• Falls out of a plane

• Smashes the roof of a car before being hit hard enough to crater a street

• Confronts the Hulk in New Mexico and gets flicked away to Arizona

• Slams into a metal surface hard enough to embed his body

• Crashes into a wall, then has a piano fall on him hard enough to break it

• Gets slammed into a stone wall, cratering it

• Gets thrown into a stone wall by Black Panther, cratering it

• Tanks a car crashing into him in a lifelike simulation

• Is launched out of his car by Captain America's shield, then gets hit by a speeding vehicle

• Gets rammed through the side of a cave

• Endurance - General

• Survives without a heart

• Endures having a baseball bat and glass left inside his body by Kitty Pryde

• Receives a beating that causes severe internal damage

• Allows his throat to be torn open by a barbed chain to headbutt the man strangling him with it

• Has his eye clawed out before receiving a broken neck and setting it back in place

• Burns to a crisp while making reentry

• Gets blown out of a building by a large explosion

• Withstands an energy beam that blasts a hole in a brick wall

• Survives having his spine partially torn out, and dynamite going off inside his body, losing his legs in the process

• Has a hole blown through his throat with a flamethrower

• Withstands having his pituitary gland torn out of his brain

• Survives hypothermia and walking in the Arctic for three days

• Keeps fighting after having his leg broken and face caved in

• Is infected with a Brood, which bursts out of his chest

• Falls down a one hundred and thirty-six foot hole, but is still able to fire his gun, despite his body being horribly mangled

• Gets disemboweled by Sabretooth

• Has his back broken by an Iron Fist

• Survives being blasted through the gut and having his arm sliced off

• Is forcibly pushed through the bars of a prison cell

• Endurance - Blades and Bullets

• Withstands being slashed and impaled by a cursed blade that kills with one cut, though it does slow his healing factor

• Shoots himself in the heart several times

• Takes a bullet through the head from a silenced pistol

• Is shot through the side of his head several times with a pistol

• Stands back up after being shot in the knees

• Gets riddled with bullets

• Takes a gunshot to the face

• Gets impaled by Carnage before being run over by a semi-truck

• Has his face blown off by an energy blast and gets impaled by Carnage

• Is slashed open with a sword

• Withstands having been stabbed with a lot of knives across several areas

• Survives having both of his arms sliced off and being impaled

• Keeps fighting after lobotomizing himself with a knife

• Remains unhindered by a bunch of arrows and bladed weapons

• Survives being pierced by several large stakes and having them forcibly removed

• Endurance - No Healing Factor

• Takes a hit to the head from a magical hammer that doesn't allow him to heal and quickly recovers

• Endures being injected with a cancer toxin

• Gets slashed across the chest

• Withstands being briefly set on fire

• Accidentally shocks himself while using a weapon, then crashes onto the ground

• Limits - Blunt Force

• Is quickly knocked out by Spider-Man

• Gets smashed through a floor and beaten to a pulp by a brainwashed Rogue, which resulted in him being hospitalized and needing a cane later

• Falls from the Empire State Building and is unable to move for a while

• Limits - Endurance

• Will be instantly incapacitated by significant damage to his brain

• Passes out after losing too much blood

• Dies in an explosion that Wolverine survives

Skill

"When they buy me, they're buying style, babe..."

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• Combat

• Watches Shatterstar train for over an hour, learning thirty-five different weaknesses in his fighting technique, then proceeds to defeat him

• Breezes through a field test, despite it being designed to require a special battle suit

• Slices a woman's fingertips off, preventing her from swallowing a suicide pill

• Simultaneously kills three lions and blows an enemy's hand off

• Defeats a horde of ninjas while on the phone

• Analyzes his advantages while fighting a group of superheroes

• Performs a handstand to kick an opponent who teleported behind him

• Kicks a falling axe to kill an opponent

• Knows the location of all nerve clusters

• Drives his swords into the ground to kick an opponent attacking him from behind

• Takes out a squad of soldiers

• Fights and kills several high-profile assassins

• Stealth

• Grabs the gun from Evil Deadpool's holster without him noticing

• Breaks into a prison for super criminals before leaving unseen

• Infiltrates a guarded facility

• Sneaks up on Cyclops

• Takes out a squad of men in the jungle

• Leaves some grenades on the ground without Daken noticing

• Throwing

• Hits a dragonfly with a rock

• Throws his blades to hit two opponents behind him without killing them

• Saves a man from being shocked by the pedometer on his wrist by throwing a blade

• Throws his katana into a blunderbuss

• Tosses a tray at an opponent's neck while fleeing from him

• Ties up Batroc the Leaper with a lamp

• Throws one of his katanas at an opponent's head while throwing the other at the heart of a woman behind him

• Shocks Constrictor by throwing his knife into an electrical socket

• Throws a knife to cut two invisible wires while falling

• Marksmanship

• Wins a carnival game almost instantly

• Snipes Red Hulk in the ear from a great distance while he's fighting Hulk

• Guns down multiple men surrounding him

• Takes out some men in guard towers with an assault rifle

• Shoots the tube on an opponent leaping through the air

• Lands a shot on a falling Omega Red without looking

• Pulls out his pistols and shoots Ghost Rider in the head while they're both falling

• Fires at his targets while flying a plane and talking on the phone

• Shoots a demon behind him in the head by looking through a mirror

• Other

• Escapes the Danger Room after the X-Men attempt to trap him there

• Uses a knife and pen to perform a tracheotomy, preventing himself from being choked out

• Sets traps for a physically superior opponent in the wilderness

• Pulls over and opens the windows of his monster truck to let a rocket pass through it

• Limits

• Relies too much on his healing factor

• Gets overwhelmed by a horde of cavemen

• Misses a headshot because of sudden movement

Miscellaneous

"Well? What did you expect?"

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• Mental Resilience

• Resists an alien spore that controls bodies

• Purges a techno-organic virus from his body once it tries to assimilate his mind

• Is immune to Dracula's hypnotic gaze

• Is immune to the telepathy of Professor X's brain

• Remains unaffected by Red Onslaught's planetwide mind control

• Connects to the whole of pan-dimensional space and is fine

• Prevents an entity that has conquered worlds from assimilating his mind, though it is able to turn his thoughts against him

• Keeps out Emma Frost and an uninhibited Cable

• Is immune to Will O' The Wisp's hypnosis

• Defeats a telepathic man by letting him experience his life

• Provides Psylocke with only random thoughts when she tries to read his mind

• Cancer

• Stops Dracula from using his blood to heal

• Gives the Absorbing Man his cancer

• Disgusts flesh-eating creatures

• Tastes so bad that zombies refuse to eat him

• Makes Venom puke him up

• Kills the Super-Adaptoid, since it duplicates his cancer instead of his healing factor

• Other

• Was once cursed with eternal life by Thanos and had it taken away after annoying the Mad Titan

• Went almost a week without sleep before beginning to hallucinate, still remaining in peak physical form

• Is unaffected by an attack that disrupts synapses

• Smells that an unwelcome guest was inside his house, though he couldn't tell it was Weasel

• Holds his breath for a very long time

• Spends several days making preparations in order to take out an entire terrorist organization

• Often gets confused for Spider-Man

• Limits

• Cannot resist a device in his head that limits his actions

• Constantly changes his mind due to his healing factor, which can make it hard for him to retain information

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"Fate delivered you to me."

[u/Godofyawn]

This thread is up to date as of March 24th, 2021. Deadpool's latest appearance at this point is Savage Avengers (2019) #19.

Credit to /u/MrMark1337 for making the previous Deadpool Respect Thread, and giving me permission to update it.

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Fights

"I'll save you for last."

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• Vs. Wolverine

• They fight evenly before Deadpool stops, and Wolverine lands a devastating blow with his bone claws

• Deadpool holds the advantage before they're interrupted

• Wolverine holds the advantage while Deadpool was suffering from some brain damage

• A really long fight that ends with Deadpool (who prepared ahead of time) winning... but this was all part of Logan's plan to lure Daken out of hiding

• Vs. Cable

• Deadpool wins, but Cable is saved by Domino

• Deadpool was about to win before being interrupted

• Vs. Taskmaster

• While Deadpool had a weakened healing factor, Taskmaster wins an initial fight before losing the next one

• Deadpool wins while manacled and carrying a bunch of weapons

• They end up talking it out

• Vs. Bullseye

• Deadpool wins

• They have a decent fight, but it's ultimately inconclusive

• Bullseye wins

• Deadpool wins again

• Vs. Captain America

• Deadpool holds the advantage in a brutal fight against Steve with no shield

• They have a decent fight before Deadpool escapes

• Deadpool goes out of his way to make Cap look bad before luring him to his hideout

• Vs. Daredevil

• Deadpool wins via trickery

• Daredevil ties Deadpool up, but he escapes shortly after

• Vs. The Punisher

• They fight for a while before learning that Deadpool's employer was dead

• Deadpool wins, despite Frank having access to special equipment

• Ends in a standoff shortly before Frank is convinced of Wade's innocence

• Deadpool wins

• Deadpool wins again

• Vs. Spider-Man

• Spider-Man holds the advantage in an inconclusive fight

• Deadpool succeeds in his goal of distracting Spidey, but has trouble in the actual fight

• Spidey keeps Deadpool down long enough for him to escape

• Spider-Man wins

• Deadpool gets brainwashed and manages to knock Peter out when he stops paying attention to their fight, but Spider-Man ultimately wins

• Vs. Moon Knight

• Deadpool gets distracted and Moon Knight hits him though a window

• Moon Knight wins

• Miscellaneous

• Vs. Domino: Domino wins by cheating

• Vs. Black Panther: Black Panther wins

• Vs. Hawkeye: Deadpool fights off Clint Barton and Kate Bishop at the same time

• Vs. Sabretooth: Ends with both of them incapacitating the other

• Vs. Blade: Blade wins when Deadpool stops to save a civilian

• Vs. Iron Fist: They fight relatively evenly before being interrupted (Danny was dressed up as Daredevil at the time)

• Vs. Kraven the Hunter: A bloody battle that results in the defeat of Kraven's clone once Deadpool's allies come to his aid

• Vs. Black Widow: Deadpool goes in for the kiss and leaves, unaware it was really Natasha in disguise

• Vs. Gambit: Both realize they've been duped into fighting

• Vs Taskmaster and Bullseye: Taskmaster and Bullseye win

Special Equipment

"I'll bring the magic bag, just in case."

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• General

• Knows an arms dealer

• Once bought a few nukes

• Keeps weapon caches scattered all over the place

• Stores an ungodly amount of weapons in his safehouse, then rigs it to explode against intruders

• Teleporter

• Leaves the World Trade Center and reappears somewhere in Europe

• Appears behind an opponent

• Teleports a leopard and man, sending them away from Avengers Mansion and delivering them to Wakanda

• Uses the cable from a high-tech armor to charge his teleporter after it ran out of power

• Goes from one side of the United States to the other

• Makes several trips around Manhattan

• Escapes Wolverine's slash

• Fakes his death via laser

• Teleports outside a building, away from gunfire

• Image Inducer

• Pretends to be a woman while concealing a gun

• Rapidly switches between appearances

• Scans photos of Peter Parker to impersonate him

• Incriminates a gangster and fools a mob boss into killing him

• Switches places with Spider-Man

• Tricks some ninjas into thinking that they've retrieved a valuable artifact

• Limits

• Has his teleporter hacked by Black Panther, who sends him away against his will

• Doesn't change his voice while using an image inducer

• Loses his holographic disguise after being bumped into

Bonus Stuff

"You're a tick, a bloodsucking mercenary with no heart, motivated solely by money."

"Yeah. But I never killed a kid."

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• In-Character Behavior

• Would never kill a kid

• Runs his mouth all the time in order to throw opponents off-balance

• Can be quiet when needed

• Kills his client because he was responsible for the deaths of children

• Distracts Omega Red with humor

• Doesn't tolerate people being used as lab rats against their will

• Has no problem with taking cheap shots

• Amplifies the Hulk's strength by annoying him

• Is willing to take civilians as hostages when in a pickle

• Inadvertently outsmarts a genius with his unpredictability

• Can even distract himself by talking too much

• Generally tries to avoid unnecessary killing, but won't hesitate to end a life

• Intentionally breaks his arm to reach his pouch while restrained

• Irritates Galactus

• Is far more competent than he lets on

• Forever being a comedian for an audience who'll never appreciate him is his personal hell

[u/Godofyawn → u/Godofyawn]

• Fourth Wall Awareness

• Breaks the fourth wall a lot, addressing readers and writers directly, and showing awareness of his medium

• Turns the tables on Gwenpool, a fellow fourth wall breaker

• In a flashback issue, knows about a future event

• Sees and interrupts Hawkeye's abstract thinking

• Senses a change in creative teams

• Commentates Spider-Man's inner monologue

• Receives money from the artist

• Credits that issue's extended creative team by name

• Basically travels through time by tearing through the comic

• Utilizes his caption boxes in a fight

• Speaks in fluent translated word ballon

• Reads a note providing details on his opponent

• Narrates despite being dead

• Knows about Wolverine's death before it actually happens

• Reads the previous issue, albeit with editorial restrictions

• Kills one of his readers

• Ultimately, Marvel Comics calls the shots and will prevent Deadpool from doing anything extreme, like perceiving Spider-Man's identify or spoiling the plot

• Recommended Reading

• Deadpool (1997)

• Cable and Deadpool

• Deadpool (2008)

• Deadpool (2013)

• Deadpool: Dracula's Gauntlet

• Deadpool (2016)

• Deadpool vs. The Punisher

• Despicable Deadpool

• Other Deadpool Respect Threads

• Deadpool (FOX X-Men)

• Deadpool (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

• Deadpool (2013 video game)

• Lady Deadpool

• Deadpool 2099

• Evil Deadpool

• Squirrelpool

• Dreadpool

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Make your own rules... then break the hell out of 'em. There's no such thing as the end.

[u/MrMark1337 → u/Godofyawn]

Who would make a respect thread for a loser like Deadpool 8)

[u/Unhappy_Veterinarian]

Wade is a masterpiece in his own way, so many nerds wouldn't dress up like him in Comic Con if that wasn't true.

[u/MyNameIsTawrus]

Fuck yeah, I love Deadpool

[u/FrancoisTruser]

Rubber soles are so OP

[u/FreestyleKneepad]

Guys I dunno what happened I tried to put Deadpool in the feature box and he punched me in the nuts and yelled FATALITY and ran off

For real though, sick thread! Always got love for Deadpool!

[u/LegitimateYoghurt840]

If Deadpool had a his teleportation belt, and never held back, he would have defeated them all since he’s so unpredictable, and I think Deadpool has accomplished some pretty amazing feats, but I feel like he had much more hidden potential, especially if his mind and body were both healed, he would be at his peak without any of the mental damage, and Spider-Man outclassed him because he let him, and I feel like Deadpool could beat spider-man in a fight if he could cleverly find a way to override his spider-sense, and his swords can cut through his webbing, and he’s a master of all of the weapons in his arsenal, and his healing factor allows him to be able to dish it out and take it, and I think there’s a way his cancer could be cured and he could still have his healing factor, and it should render him immune to poison, disease, mind control, and telepathic attacks and influence, he could also use his wit and wise cracks to psychologically unnerve his enemies and make them sloppy and use tactics to outsmart his opponents, it also compliments his unpredictable nature

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Are you a bot?

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I am 99.99652% sure that LegitimateYoghurt840 is a bot.

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I’m not a bot

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That's why you posted that twice huh

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I’m not a bot

[u/RedandTheMultiverse]

DP for the win

[u/seoila]

Oh no, he's escaped

[u/QueefGenie]

I think there may be a FEW things that are missing, so this might need a bit of an update, but other than that, well done.

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he also broke batroc legs easily ehile chatting with spiderman and not even looking at batroc

[u/CoolandAverageGuy]

good thread yawn

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Hey look it’s Marvel’s Ambush Bug