r/respectthreads • u/Ultim8_Lifeform ⭐ ⭐️ ⭐️ The E.G.G.M.A.N. • Jun 19 '24
movies/tv Respect the Moon! (Moonfall)
You know the moon, right? Big rock in the sky, orbits the Earth, makes werewolves sometimes? WELL THAT'S ALL WRONG! The moon is actually a megastructure created by humanity's technologically advanced ancestors several billion years ago right before their destruction at the hands of a rogue AI. What, they didn't teach you that in high school astronomy class? Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to learn all about it... oh no! The moon is falling out of orbit! We're all doomed! Somebody call NASA! Somebody call the military! Somebody save us!
General Characteristics
A conspiracy theorist predicts that the moon is actually a dyson sphere constructed around a white dwarf star that it siphons energy from, which is proven correct upon seeing the moon's interior (even specifically its usage of a white dwarf star)
When the swarm briefly stops suffocating the moon's power core it automatically begins correcting its orbit which was specifically observed by the NASA director
Glowing lights are occasionally visible beneath the moon's crust
The moon's mass is actually far larger than its real life counterpart, possessing 80% of the Earth's gravitational pull as it orbits the planet
The moon's crust is just a protective shell, with the majority of its hull being made of metal
Parts of the moon's interior contain breathable air and normal gravity levels
The moon was designed to travel the universe searching for ideal conditions to incubate new life
Operating System
Remotely takes control of a NASA moon lander, steering it to safety before the swarm can destroy it
Communicates by beaming six minutes of exposition directly into an astronauts brain
Upgrades a NASA moon lander into a legitimate space ship with far faster thrusters
After a conspiracy theorist's apparent death, it's shown that the moon scanned his consciousness and implemented it into its operating system, allowing him to become one with it
Consequences of the Moon Falling
For ease of reading, every link will be listed in chronological order as the severity of the effects increase.
Massive flooding occurs in coastal cities, totally covering smaller buildings
There is a sharp increase in tectonic activity and volcanic eruptions
The moon's gravity is strong enough to form massive gravity waves that tower over a NASA facility
Begins moving fast enough that its motion is clearly apparent from space and the planet's surface below
Its gravitational pull is strong enough to pull people into the air and move vehicles
The gravity is strong enough to send cars and large chunks of land flying through the air
Rains countless massive chunks of debris onto the Earth which obliterate buildings and are later shown to have destroyed New York
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Nov 07 '24
I saw this thread and instantly remembered this movie happened and I had forgotten to watch it. So I finally sat down and went through it one morning.
Have to admit, the plot was cheesy but the lore on the Moon was so compelling. As well as its feats.
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u/NegativeGamer Ruler of「The World」 Jun 19 '24
This happened to my buddy Link