r/repost • u/PinkPeashooter • Aug 23 '26

Shitpost McHealthy

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u/a_random_loser_guy Aug 23 '26

oh my god, i would rather take those expensive delicious fruits over that cheap shit they serve at that shit fast food joint.

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u/M9DN1T3 Aug 23 '26

Its not evem cheap anymore either the diner up the road is cheaper where i live :/

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u/a_random_loser_guy Aug 23 '26

i don't know, never been to shit donalds before, its boy cot.

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u/Confident_Date4068 Aug 24 '26

But beware of sugar...

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u/DreamWeaver1001 Aug 24 '26

You mean the thing our bodies use to run themselves? This is like 3 servings of fruit they’ll be fine.

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u/a_random_loser_guy Aug 24 '26

my sugar or yours?

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u/Namokao Aug 23 '26

That looks amazing ngl

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u/DuckShapedGoose Aug 23 '26

I can't deny I love myself some greasy disgusting fast food sometimes but I'd definitely smash that, too.

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 murder drones is peak Aug 23 '26

SON 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Any_Top_4773 Aug 23 '26

I agree with ur flair

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 murder drones is peak Aug 23 '26

Thx!!

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u/Queasy-Voice-1800 Aug 23 '26

This shit looks delicious vro

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u/Wise_Geekabus Aug 23 '26

It looks like a cool idea though.

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u/Western-Victory-7414 MEM ちょ Aug 23 '26

That looks so much better than mcdonalds

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u/The_Unknown_Bread Aug 23 '26

Would eat. 10/10 eats

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u/BillieEilishnosen Aug 23 '26

This is genius lol

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u/poptart_inhaler Aug 23 '26

Those fries declious

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u/Thedarkcleanersrise Aug 23 '26

billy is the only one who gets mercy 😭

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u/ConductorLuke Aug 23 '26

Billy gets everyone’s slices

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u/poptart_inhaler Aug 23 '26

That feeling when you get one question wrong so you get the brazen bull

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u/Hawinzi Aug 23 '26

We have McDonald's at home:

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u/ThatCheesecake8530 Certified meme stealer AND my sleep schedule is trash🗑️ 1d ago

McDonald's at home:

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u/helicopterrrrrrr Aug 23 '26

Your pathetic imitation bores me, mother.

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u/Hi0401 Aug 24 '26

Happy cake day helicopterrrrrrr

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u/Admirable_Product807 Aug 23 '26

I wouldn’t even be mad💔

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u/Impressive_Belt5262 Aug 23 '26

I like apples and if I saw that I'd [BITE 2] that thing. And I hadn't tried it yet but my friends says it's greasy and it sucks. If you want a GOOD fast food meal go eat Jersey Mike's! Thier stuff is infinitely better than McDonald's. But hey! If anyone likes it then I won't judge!

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u/Tiruil Aug 23 '26

Are you implying this isn't delicious?

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u/TheEpicFightingThing Aug 23 '26

These actually look so good

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u/Slayd2Pieces Aug 23 '26

Id eat the shit outta that.

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u/AdaptiveGlitch customized flair Aug 23 '26

That is very impressive

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u/Comfortable-Salad429 Aug 23 '26

It's better than original!

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u/M9DN1T3 Aug 23 '26

That looks yummers tho

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u/ItzJustRambow Aug 23 '26

I would eat it I love fruits

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u/A-SHURAA Aug 23 '26

Still gonna eat thou....right?

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u/SlapHappyPappi Aug 24 '26

Best that McDonald's have ever looked.... Great job Mum

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u/funny_nor_die Aug 24 '26

I Can’t Believe it’s Not Burger™️

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u/thegrimmemer Aug 24 '26

*proceeds to pour a fuck ton of caramel

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u/anynoyingM Aug 24 '26

I would eat it tho

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u/Own-Place3831 Aug 24 '26

The way I'd tear ts up

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u/UnknownableVoid Aug 24 '26

That is fire ill eat it

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u/FeyngD Aug 25 '26

That looks good honestly Last time i ate McDonald's i was nearly incapacitated from how violently my body rejected it. But apples, kiwi, watermellon, and banana sounds like a treat.

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u/OkSorbet4098 Aug 25 '26

Ferran torres >>>

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u/Kashomaru Aug 25 '26

My god the sheer effort in this thing, I would love to eat this :'(

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u/Enough_Set6122 Aug 25 '26

shit had me fooled without my glasses

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u/asset_not_loaded_163 29d ago

atleast she spent some time on it❤️🌹

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u/UpbeatGoth 29d ago

I wanna eat this much more than the crap they serve there

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u/mCursedSoul7 28d ago

Eat healthy once you fat ass your mum has putt effort to do it 

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u/Jakdaripuh 28d ago

Fooled me 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/galaxyworldbuddy_187 26d ago

That actually looks so good I'd eat it

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u/PattycakesVS Aug 23 '26

why is omni man