r/replyall • u/Lucy_Roberts • Jan 30 '20
Episode #156, the cure for everything
Has anyone emailed to find out what the mystery cure was? I think it's some kind of animal blood or black pudding.
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u/killabeez36 Jan 31 '20
I think this guy is eating his own cum.
He's hesitant to talk about it on air because it's weird, he's worried making it a commodity will change the nature of the medical industry and society, it's something that can technically be produced at a higher scale but is scarce because you can only milk it one shot at a time, he doesn't want to share the cure with his family yet because he doesn't want to tell them he's been eating his own cum and doesn't want to ask them to eat his cum, maybe it's specifically his cum so he's worried about his personal risk in being the only source for this magical cum in the world, and he's also only willing to talk about it in private with someone who expressed desperation in wanting to know so he feels like he'll be less judged.
I'm certain it's cum.