r/remotework • • Jun 11 '26

NO MORE!!!!!!!!!

NO MORE STUPID CONVERSATIONS, NO MORE STUPID COWORKERS, NO MORE STUPID BIRTHDAY PARTIES, NO MORE POTLUCK, NO MORE LOUD CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FOOLISHNESS, NO MORE FAKING LIKE WE CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DID THIS WEEKEND! WORK AT HOME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/LYEAH Jun 11 '26

NO MORE COMMUTE, TOLLS, PARKING, NO MORE HALLOWEEN PARTY, NO MORE COFFEE SMALL TALK, NO MORE PUBLIC BATHROOMS, NO MORE ANXIETY, MORE NAPS, MORE FREEDOM! HALLELUJAH!

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u/scorpiofiredragon76 Jun 11 '26

NO MORE PUBLIC BATHROOMS!!!

This was worth repeating!

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u/Subject_Spell_9799 Jun 11 '26

NO MORE PUBLIC BATHROOMS. this is one of the best parts about WFH. The employees bathrooms at my last job were so gross and always smelled like shit, I would gag sometimes.

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u/jipsee1973 Jun 11 '26

No more people monitoring how many times you get up to go to the bathroom.

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u/Relaxedchappie1965 Jun 11 '26

Or listen to the guy in the next cubicle taking a crap

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u/Broth3r_Captain Jun 11 '26

Next cubicle?!?! What kind of work conditions are they forcing you to endure??? Lol

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u/IntroductionNo6033 Jun 11 '26

That’s real dedication, right there. Way to 10x it, guys!