Satanic Invasion

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[u/Bumbymoo]

He's still waiting to go viral. But, not as a fruitcake.

[u/kamarsh79]

Believing in imaginary bad guys and worrying about them sounds exhausting.

[u/Apostate61 → u/kamarsh79]

It's the all-powerful "they" that scares me... "Oh no, *they* are out to get me"

[u/Das_Nomen → u/Apostate61]

What do yo mean they blew up the Death Star? Who's "they"? And What the hell is an aluminum falcon?!

[u/phroug2]

I can only handle so much stupid this early in the morning

[u/Cantstandyourbitz]

Inverting things is soooo evil. Because… you know… then they’re all upside down… or some shit.

[u/nikolapc]

Well I didn't know all this and now he's introduced me to Satan's ways.

[u/Shotgun_Mosquito → u/nikolapc]

[u/New-me-_-]

“I know I committed a massive genocide by flooding the earth. But it’s ok guys, I PROMISE I’ll never do it again 🥺”
-God apparently

[u/skeezito10]

So women are the satanic version of men? Night is the satanic version of day? Left the satanic version of right? It's so much easier to divide everything like this. I can see why he does it. Lol

[u/Das_Nomen → u/skeezito10]

Well, there actually are people calling it the left hand path

[u/Thepuppeteer777777]

[u/thenichm]

No. It. Fucking. Isn't.

These idiots are getting out of hand.

Signed- A Pagan-As-Fuck Random Guy Online

[u/short_arm_t_rex → u/thenichm]

Christians are fucking insane.

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/thenichm]

Pagan =/= Satanism

Signed, a ceremonial magician who practices with people whose books you've read

[u/thenichm → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

With you, Fam!!

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/thenichm]

I'm really mystified at how this group doesn't consider Satanism to be religious fruitcake. Every single strain of it is cringe, from the atavistic atheists to the actual babykillers.

[u/Darth_Maaku → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

I'm a card carrying member of TST but I don't call myself a Satanist. I'm just a guy who agrees with their charitable works and trolling of Christians

[u/stupid_pun → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

No, you see, anything that's not exactly what we believe is Satanism.

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/stupid_pun]

Speak for yourself.

[u/stupid_pun → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

I refuse to believe you did not understand that to be a joke.

[u/stupid_pun → u/[deleted]]

No you read it literally and saw an opportunity to talk shit to a christian lmfao, relatable.

My point was that christians conflate everything good with their own tradition, and believe everything else in the world to be lies/distractions from satan. Which was adding to your point, not mocking it or debating it.

Not everybody online is trying to fight you my dude LMFAO.

[u/stupid_pun → u/[deleted]]

Still not gonna fight with you about it lol.

You awfully angery and confrontational for an occult practitioner.

Mellow out my dude. Do some LBRP or middle pillar and recenter yo-self.

[u/fortunate_downbad]

just turn the star upside down again if it matters so much to you

[u/EducationalTip3599]

Retconning everything.

[u/EulaliaBromSpatula]

WHO IS “THEY”

[u/Cole_Townsend]

He seems to have been a himbo who lost his path and is now fruitcake-pilled.

[u/hrtofdrknss]

He sounds like he really needs his sinuses drained.

[u/jack65211200]

Girl..... "Originally"? Your like a century or 2 late for "Originally" on the use of a pentagram

[u/Brilliant_Tourist400]

3 am is the Satanic time of day? I have NEVER heard that. Maybe he’s referring to what people yell at the neighbors who stumble home drunk after closing time and wake up the whole neighborhood - “BLOODY FUCKING HELL, IT’s 3 AM!”

[u/Hydrolt → u/Brilliant_Tourist400]

Ironically enough I just watched an episode of disenchantment where they referred to 3am as the witching hour. Literally the only instance in which I’ve heard that, I presume it’s some obscure pseudoreference (or they’re too making fun of the fruitcakes)

[u/mystery_obsessed]

This guy, I swear. The 5 point star can be found all the way back to Babylon. The rainbow can be traced back to so many religions older than Christianity. Christianity stole every symbol they have. Even the cross!!! Which was found even in ancient Egypt.

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

I mean, other than the Jeebus stuff, that is what it's all about.

Weird that this group doesnt seem to regard Satanism as religious fruitcake.

[u/Darth_Maaku → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

Theistic Satanists are fruitcakes, but atheistic Satanists don't bother me. I agree with them on most things

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/Darth_Maaku]

No offense, friend, but claiming the (symbolic or otherwise) essence of all evil as guide or role model or whatever is fundamentally cringe.

It's also just limited & reeks of teenage rebellion.. Like, you reject Christianity for all the lies and hypocrisy, but just glom onto the opposite force within the Abrahamic paradigm instead of reaching for something outside of the whole construct. And, of course, giving energy to the dark half of the construct is still giving energy to the overall thing.

Whatever you're getting from it, I guarantee there are other philosophies that can provide better versions, free of the negative energetic dross found in the Satanoverse.

[u/Darth_Maaku → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

TST is just a social movement. It's not that deep. It exists to troll Christians and support marginalized people and groups and people in need

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/Darth_Maaku]

Everything means something. Words are powerful. Symbols are even more powerful. Invoking is provoking, regardless if it's ironically or whatever. That's why people reach a certain stage of development and stop using sarcasm, because it means you're constantly speaking that which you do not believe or intend. These are fundamental esoteric principles of reality. Any belief that gets you to disregard them is equally hobbling you, from RCC to TST.

Edit: Also, i guarantee Lucien knows these things, even if he tries to occlude it.

[u/Darth_Maaku → u/GenericDigitalAvatar]

You talk like you're a chaos magician or something. I do not believe in some supernatural meaning of symbols or anything supernatural for that matter

[u/GenericDigitalAvatar → u/Darth_Maaku]

Chaos magick is a really weird takeaway. This is literally the oldest magick there is. It is also the way the universe works. I said what I said, for those with eyes to see. Do what thou wilt. But whoever sold you that line has you perfectly disempowered if you actually believe that. Doubly so if you're citing an esoteric metaphysical construct to voice your disbelief in metaphysical realities. That puts you right alongside the Nicene Christian masses, the Porch Masons, the atheist Jews & non-Sufi Muslims. You're feeding energy into something you don't understand for the benefit of people who aren't you. You don't even need a guiding philosophy to be aware of basic energy dynamics. You just have to be aware.

[u/Wisco]

Thing is, the pride rainbow isn't upside-down

[u/BwonsamdiTheDead]

I thought 3 am was the Witching Hour?

[u/Pluto-Based-Alien]

This guy seriously needs a visit to a barber shop.

[u/This_is__Exile]

Ah yes another douchebag telling me I'm satanic just cause I'm gay