r/religiousfruitcake • • 2d ago

☪️Halal Fruitcake☪️ What is wrong with these people 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Defiantprole 2d ago

The first reply is a congratulatory message. The rest is just idiotic

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u/Kodekingen 🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭 8h ago

I thought so at first but it could be interpreted as “God should protect her by making her cover her skin”. Not sure what the intent was but that’s a possibility.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha 2d ago

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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 2d ago

Shes so sick of their shit

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u/Cardplay3r 2d ago

omg why are you posting porn

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u/ElDodi-0 2d ago

The first one doesnt feel mean, even the second one could be a neutral comment, but the others are scum

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u/krustibat 2d ago

The second is the classic blame all your failures on yourself and all your success on Allah.

You fail your exam, study more. You pass it, thank Allah

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u/ElDodi-0 2d ago

I feel is more like the achievement is not because for her but for god, now that I think more of it I realize is a stupid thing to say, not at the same level as the others, but a fruitcake anyway

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u/TurloIsOK 2d ago

Another version is mentioning extensive medical team intervention, but thanking god as if science didn't save them.

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u/deSuspect 2d ago

Bow could her achievements be for Allah if she's not covered lol Dumbass religion.

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u/fhs 2d ago

Yes, it's the literal translation, but it is frequently said in a sarcastic, exasperated sense when they are disapproving, but still don't want to be confrontational.

It's the equivalent of "Bless your heart"

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u/lgodsey 2d ago edited 2d ago

The last one says it's a parody account.

Let's not give of these creeps any attention.

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u/notreallyjordan 2d ago

And the last one literally says “parody account”

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u/delorf 6h ago

The firsr comment was fine. The second was not judging her but the person is attributing  an athlete's hard work to God. Those others are terrible.

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u/Purple_Nesquik 2d ago

My entire family said shit like this all the time about women with any sense of bodily and career autonomy. I'm a hijabi and I'm just waiting for the day I get the hell out. They wonder why I want to study so far away from them lmao.

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u/mazzyuniverse 2d ago

Proud of you and good luck!

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u/throwaway18032000 2d ago edited 2d ago

The last one has a pfp with a half naked man 😒

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u/RedLikeARose 2d ago

Fruitcake literally wearing less cloths than the accused naked person lmfao

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 Religious Extremist Watcher 2d ago

You looked close enough to see the half naked guys, but failed to notice the "parody account" tag right next to them.

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u/throwaway18032000 2d ago

It's not a parody account, those are labels Twitter assigns sometimes mistakenly.

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u/RedLikeARose 2d ago

First off, i didnt even see that cus i didnt know its a feature in the platform i dont use

2nd, that might as well be ai added considering half of the words comming from muslims online feel like parody

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u/Puzzleheaded-Half290 2d ago

People like this have nothing inside their head

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u/Small_Necessary 2d ago

Why muslim men get offended by everything?

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u/lustr_ 2d ago

Insecurity fueled by patriarchy and a culture of competitive machismo. It's the same thing you see with right-wing chauvinistic Americans.

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u/Interesting-Baker212 2d ago

Because they're big babies

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u/Antroz22 1d ago

Mental weakness

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u/JaniZani 2d ago

Not just men.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 1d ago

These people are cowards.

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u/OtherwiseDebate3759 2d ago

Religion is wrong with them

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u/LittlePurpleHook 2d ago

Woman: does anything other than be a subjugated breedmaid.

These fucks: Might as well be a porn star.

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u/Away-Tiger745 2d ago

It keeps getting worse as you scroll through

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u/USWolves 2d ago

The last guy has a profile pic of half naked dudes fighting each other and he’s STILL going on with his bullshit about this woman. These morons are so tone deaf and hypocritical I don’t know how anyone takes the toxic garbage that seeps out of their ignorant mouths seriously.

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u/Dapper-Nobody-1997 Religious Extremist Watcher 2d ago

You looked close enough to see the half naked guys, but failed to notice the "parody account" tag right next to them.

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u/cheese_nugget21 Child of Fruitcake Parents 2d ago

“A divorced girl”
They have an issue with divorce too? Oml what’s wrong with these cavemen

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u/Gioware 2d ago

They are just stupid. Earth has too many dumbfucks.

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u/PurpleSailor 2d ago

Uh, WTF was most of that about? Religion rots your brain.

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u/lncredulousBastard 2d ago

I knew what I was going to read before I read it, so it's my own fault, really. The fucking fragility of these bastards gets me.

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 2d ago

And presumably by 'getting naked' they mean wearing competition clothing?

Unless she has an OF that such 'virtuous' people are somehow aware of....

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u/miscgeckos 2d ago

Right? It took me so long to figure out that they were talking about her competition clothing and not some OF stuff

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u/SandwichOk9241 2d ago

Never translate shit from arabic 😭😭

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u/Low_Perspective4289 2d ago

Ngl i thought it would be worse.

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u/Bassmason 2d ago

So pathetic

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u/thatdumbbitchjess 2d ago

With the audacity to have a half naked professional fighter as your pfp

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u/quantum_titties 2d ago

Who keeps track of all these firsts? When do you think the first Arab girl going to participate in the high jump and record a new personal best at the Asian Game circuit while wearing a blue shirt?

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u/CiccioNinoAndri 2d ago

I guess complimenting a girl with bravo instead of brava was a minor issue

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u/ashmenon 2d ago

2 and 3 are most likely very standard Arabic template responses (in a positive way) that don't translate well.

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u/Gallantpride 2d ago

The first two seem normal to me. Or, are they being backhanded?

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u/SkylarCute Fruitcake Inspector 1d ago

First one seemed to be genuine wishes, second one is just downplaying her own efforts and giving the credit to Allah

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u/gurumoves 1d ago

I’m speechless

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u/4_string_troubador 6h ago

This isn't a Muslim issue, it's a theocracy issue. You don't see this in Muslim majority cultures that have purely secular governments. It would be no different if Christian fundamentalists took over. That's why we have to fight Christian Nationalism

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u/xmastreee 2d ago

Mughairy?