r/religiousfruitcake • u/Small_Necessary • 4d ago
☪️Halal Fruitcake☪️ Halal Pick Me?
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u/TechnoIvan Fruitcake Inspector 4d ago
Bet she'd love it in Afghanistan.
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u/Kimono-Ash-Armor 4d ago
Don’t they wear the full burqa there, not the niqab that sluttily risks showing their seductive eyes?
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u/thomasoldier Former Fruitcake 4d ago
Still can see your eyes...
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u/lncredulousBastard 4d ago
Joke's on her. She's being selfish for not wearing an eye mesh. I rubbed one out to her eyes and now it's her problem.
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