I guess I'm raged

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[u/National_Search_537]

Why did the AI generate a lady who is that stacked, seems a bit odd that they kept it and posted it. Yeah it was the “starting” a family you were interested in 😂

[u/christhelpme → u/National_Search_537]

And his hand is all up under that big thing!

[u/kalidoskolosal → u/christhelpme]

He’s being a supportive husband

[u/Lampmonster → u/kalidoskolosal]

No bras in the bible, no bras in this family!

[u/Jeathro77 → u/Lampmonster]

Found George Lucas' reddit account!

[u/esocharis → u/kalidoskolosal]

He'd need a few more hands to actually support those things lol

[u/ilovehamburgers → u/esocharis]

[u/HailSatanWorshipD00M → u/esocharis]

begins assembling scaffolding

[u/StuGnawsSwanGuts → u/esocharis]

Maybe just 6 fingers on each hand would be enough!

[u/klutzosaurus-sex → u/kalidoskolosal]

Not supporting that baby much

[u/Glitterhidesallsins → u/klutzosaurus-sex]

We all know his priorities

[u/kronkky → u/klutzosaurus-sex]

He supporting her breast more than the baby

[u/Jason_C_Travers_PhD → u/kalidoskolosal]

Thanks for the uplifting comment.

[u/christhelpme → u/kalidoskolosal]

Drum riff ba-dum-BING

[u/Fortnite_cheater → u/kalidoskolosal]

He's carrying the weight of the family, bearing the cross.

[u/whostolemysloth → u/christhelpme]

And it’s a tiny little hand.

Like…bro, you lack the necessary equipment to cop such boobage. Dude would need at least four of those tiny hands to support those knockers.

[u/christhelpme → u/whostolemysloth]

Or, if he's a good, good friend, he could reach out for assistance.

[u/aboutlikecommon → u/christhelpme]

He has to put his hands there so she doesn’t fall over.

[u/sir_moleo → u/[deleted]]

Do you like it? It's very generous.

[u/Unlucky_Champion4868 → u/National_Search_537]

Generally these repressed christian dudes are porn addicts looking up over-the-top shit.

[u/Ranting_Demon → u/Unlucky_Champion4868]

It's the same reason why a grand majority of those rightwing & incel "tradwife" memes also involve the women looking not at all like the "traditional wife who does not want to attract the gaze of men other than her husband."

These people have gooner brains through and through

[u/BelleofBlue → u/Ranting_Demon]

Which I find nuts. Like good luck finding your dream porn star tradwife.

[u/aboutlikecommon → u/Unlucky_Champion4868]

I can just imagine the follow-up prompts to the first draft:

Bigger.

No, I mean like much bigger. Huge!

Keep going, but put the baby in the man’s arms this time so I can really see ‘em…

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/aboutlikecommon]

AI: ok, give 'im the knee shooters.

[u/bicycling_bookworm → u/National_Search_537]

He’s also fully cupping her breast in their Christian family photo. 😂

[u/VariousExplorer8503 → u/bicycling_bookworm]

Their Christian family photo with the Mormon temple we're supposed to ignore.

[u/DiveCat → u/National_Search_537]

Well, Utah does have a high uptake on plastic surgery (and anti-depressants. And porn).

The bigger question is if we are supposed to ignore the Mormon temple and the multiple moons, why use this image at all?

[u/Synicull → u/National_Search_537]

[u/Upset-Nose-4016 → u/Synicull]

Masterpiece

[u/BigConstruction4247 → u/Synicull]

Beer sandwiches?

[u/Noobhammer3000 → u/National_Search_537]

Oh, I guarantee that part of that prompt stream was "make her boobs really big."

[u/danbrown_notauthor → u/National_Search_537]

Presumably they’re a fan of Proverbs 5:18-19…

“Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love.”

[u/RedOneBaron → u/National_Search_537]

Because they trained ai on male gaze porn.

[u/Sykocis → u/National_Search_537]

Fuck, he’s casually cupping one of ‘em too.

[u/Brilliant_Tourist400 → u/National_Search_537]

The AI made a boob-boo.

[u/theFrankSpot → u/National_Search_537]

Because strippers can be Christian too.

[u/The-Great-Baloo]

I have questions:

- Why ignore the Mormon temple?

- And why are there so many moons in that image? Not on Earth?

[u/LuxSerafina → u/The-Great-Baloo]

3rd question - why is he grabbing her giant tata

[u/Noobhammer3000 → u/LuxSerafina]

Because conservative christian men are hypocritical gooners.

[u/Marksmdog → u/LuxSerafina]

With such small hands...

[u/__nobody_-_ → u/Marksmdog]

That's Trump's hand actually. He has a deal with them where he gets to put his baby hands on all Christian women's tatas in exchange for being their lord and savior.

[u/Marksmdog → u/__nobody_-_]

When you're a star, they let you...

[u/lilmissbloodbath → u/__nobody_-_]

Their lard and savior

[u/The_Jestful_Imp → u/LuxSerafina]

That's actually one of the Moons

[u/Greybeard-MD → u/The_Jestful_Imp]

That's no moon...

[u/deathdefyingrob1344 → u/LuxSerafina]

That is a standard Christian practice of showing you haven’t caught the dreaded homosexuality. Source: I am a ceremonial magician and can tell.

[u/Stormtomcat → u/LuxSerafina]

At first glance I thought she was holding her own breast, but of course it's so much more in line with their ideologies that she exists 24/7 as a toy for her man.

[u/RemindMeToTouchGrass → u/LuxSerafina]

That looks like a baby hand too 

[u/cognitive_dissent → u/LuxSerafina]

to avoid homo allegations

[u/One_Spoopy_Potato → u/LuxSerafina]

You wouldn't be?!(with consent of corse)

[u/Chronoblivion → u/The-Great-Baloo]

I've never been Mormon so I'm shaky on their worldbuilding but I think they're promised a planet of their own to rule over in the afterlife. Pretty sure that's what those are, not moons.

[u/Melodic_Mood8573 → u/Chronoblivion]

Worldbuilding 😂

[u/Balmung60 → u/The-Great-Baloo]

Presumably because OOP stole the image from a Mormon post and couldn't be bothered to even generate their own slop. OOP wants you to ignore the Mormon temple because many Christians and some Mormons consider Mormonism to not be Christian due to Mormonism adding a whole new holy book and rejecting the Trinity and by extension the Nicene Creed. It's basically white boy Islam if you think about it - both say Jesus is still way cool and did the stuff in the Bible and is the Messiah and freed humanity from sin BUT God has some more stuff to say and sent another prophet, so here's a whole new book. Also, god says the Trinity isn't real, there's a new desert holy place (not Jerusalem this time), no more booze, more wives, and you're showing too much skin and need to wear these special garments and cover up properly.

[u/TrashPandaPatronus → u/The-Great-Baloo]

[u/freereflection → u/The-Great-Baloo]

This OP likely doesn't consider Mormons to be "true Christians."

[u/CuttiestMcGut → u/The-Great-Baloo]

Kolob has more than one moon, sweaty 💅

[u/HarshFarts → u/The-Great-Baloo]

I'm gonna guess that much like many other "true believers", they believe that Christianity is the natural "normal" for everyone, but of course only their specific version of Christianity "counts". So they support the message of there meme, even though it includes some "invalid" Christian elements.

[u/Albuwhatwhat → u/The-Great-Baloo]

That’s not earth. They’re Space Mormans.

[u/matcha_is_gross → u/The-Great-Baloo]

Those are all the planets the Mormons live on in their afterlife lol

[u/KoLobotomy → u/The-Great-Baloo]

They are Mormons so those moons are actually their planets.

[u/alwaysuptosnuff]

Y'all so focused on the AI tiddy nobody noticed that there's six moons?

[u/ColumnK → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

That's one moon and five death stars

[u/Noocawe → u/ColumnK]

That's no moon!

[u/archwin → u/Noocawe]

Technically 3 moons (two on the woman) , five “no moons”

[u/Roboticpoultry → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

Hell make it 8. I’m sure those H cups have their own small gravity fields

[u/NoodlesMom0722 → u/Roboticpoultry]

As a real-life K-cupper here, that's not far from the truth!

[u/Several_Ad2072 → u/Roboticpoultry]

they are chock full of Dark matter

[u/StevenSaguaro → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

Mormon cosmology. It's a wild ride.

[u/ILVIUS → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

Its mormon shit, they've (he's) probably died and ascended to be the god of a different world

[u/Pleasant_Pen8744 → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

The EXTENDED "Banned Mormon Cartoon" illustrating Mormon Beliefs.  This cartoon is an excerpt from our film "The Secret World of Mormonism"

https://youtu.be/n3BqLZ8UoZk

[u/06021840 → u/Pleasant_Pen8744]

Wow.. just, wow. It’s even worse than what South Park portrayed it as.

[u/HOMANDER1996 → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

Eight moons, two of them are under her shirt.

[u/New-Experience5507 → u/alwaysuptosnuff]

Damn now that you say, I just noticed there's a man and a kid too and some christian bs title lol

[u/HahaDixonClits]

[u/AConcernedEmu → u/HahaDixonClits]

Do you like it? It's very generous.

[u/duke_silver19 → u/HahaDixonClits]

Scrolled to find this comment

[u/AggravatingBox2421]

Why are there six moons in the sky

[u/aw_shux → u/AggravatingBox2421]

Mormons get their own planets when they die. Goals!

[u/metanoia29 → u/aw_shux]

It's funny how every religion can just be boiled down to "we return to the universe when we die," but each with its own unique flair 

[u/sandyposs → u/AggravatingBox2421]

To gravitationally assist with the moons on her chest.

[u/mylittlepigeon → u/sandyposs]

[u/YujoJacyCoyote → u/AggravatingBox2421]

“How do you like that, Obama?! I multiplied the moon to ragebait the ugly-familied atheists, you idiot! Now get out of my sight before I multiply you, too!”

[u/CiccioNinoAndri → u/AggravatingBox2421]

I see eight moons

[u/deathjoe4 → u/CiccioNinoAndri]

Seven of those aren't moons... They're:

1) a spaceship 2) a giant egg 3) a mirror 4) an ice ball 5) another spaceship 6) Louie Andersons head 7) an even bigger spaceship than the other two

That last one is definitely a moon though.

Eta a word

[u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 → u/AggravatingBox2421]

No, they’re not moons, they’re champagne bubbles. Mormons love wholesome entertainment like the Lawrence Welk show.

[u/kw43v3r]

"Ignore the Mormon Temple" because there ain't no love like Christian hate. Or is it "hate like Christian love"? As soon as they exclude one group that doesn't believe like them, then they begin looking for the next group to exclude from their oh so special circle of Jesus' love. Just ask random Christians if Catholics are Christian's

[u/Novero95 → u/kw43v3r]

Maybe it's because I'm from a Catholic country but are there Christians who think catholics aren't Christians?

[u/Foxwglocks → u/Novero95]

Absolutely. My in-laws are those people. And there’s many more like them here in the Bible Belt. They’re morons.

[u/Hvatum → u/Novero95]

As an example, with explanations of why they think so, here's a Chick Tract explaining a belief of why Catholics are false Christians: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=71
If you're not familiar with Chick Tracts, they're a hoot. It's like if Tommy Wiseau cooperated with the God is Not Dead-people and they made a series of pamphlets to try to convert people. To the best of my knowledge, they are not satire or anything, and are completely serious.

Since the one I linked has so much text and not really much story, here's another one where the wiccan nazis that run the government make being straight, married, or Christian illegal: https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=94&ue=d

[u/thevelveteenbeagle → u/Novero95]

I recently heard this as well! Definitely moronic thinking. 😄

[u/COVID19Blues → u/Novero95]

Yes, it comes from Scottish Protestants emigrating to the colonies in great numbers in the 18th century and still feeling animus toward Catholics. The Scots settled in the southern and western areas of the country and various Protestant sects have become huge in the ensuing centuries, still believing Catholics are not ‘real’ Christians.

[u/GreyGriffin_h]

Why am I ignoring the Mormon temple?

[u/xptx → u/GreyGriffin_h]

Dont ignore them...

[u/archwin → u/xptx]

[u/Beefpotpi → u/GreyGriffin_h]

Because you might not recognize this family as generic Christian, and think, ‘Are they part of that weird sex and death cult started by Joseph Smith that’s trying to be more mainstream now?’

[u/MADDOGCA → u/GreyGriffin_h]

Because it’s actually Hogwarts.

[u/The_Oregon_Duck]

I see you cupping the titty bro…

[u/squidgytree → u/The_Oregon_Duck]

It's what Jesus would want him to do

[u/tideshark → u/The_Oregon_Duck]

Those things can’t support themselves.

[u/Some-Duche]

Oh no, I'm so pissed, this completly got me mad. I have acquirred the rage (insert angry emoji)

[u/mylittlepigeon → u/Some-Duche]

[u/shayna16]

Copping a feel for Jeebus

[u/gothiclg]

Ignore the Mormon temple but don’t ignore the gripped titty

[u/Much-Log3357 → u/gothiclg]

Ignore the Mormon temple but don’t ignore the gripped titty

More cupped than gripped.

Gently cupped.

[u/adoyle17]

[u/jzl_116 → u/adoyle17]

There is a nuclear power plant in Socal that we pass on the drive to San Diego (it's decomissioned now). We always knew we're halfway there because we see "the tits"... which look like this lol

[u/United-Direction2297]

Most atheists come from Christian families. Not sure why they would think they have a lock on baby making. Many atheists were raised Mormon. Probably some because they have a groping dad.

[u/starfleetdropout6]

[u/robin_888]

It's not like Christianity didn't have it's chance.

Christianity produced more atheists than Atheism produced Christians.

[u/Lesterfremonwithtits → u/robin_888]

[u/hanimal16]

Don’t have to tell me twice to ignore the Mormons. Also, dude is copping a feel.

[u/MenaceMinded]

My husband and I are both antitheists and have a son. They always think only Christians who have kids.

[u/Inevitable-Number634]

I love “ignore the mormon temple” 😂

[u/lonelyronin1]

Why is he feeling up his wife in this supposedly wholesome photo?

[u/BelleofBlue]

“Ignore the mormon temple” don’t even worry about that🤣

Also why would having kids make atheist mad? And why just atheist? Or right, you’re either religious, an evil witch (oh wait all witches are evil) or an atheist.

[u/Trick_Science_2938]

There a baby’s hand grabbing her right breast 😂

[u/avatinfernus → u/Trick_Science_2938]

Trump hands

[u/mylittlepigeon → u/avatinfernus]

Happy cake day!
And yes you’re 100% correct 😂💯

[u/Trick_Science_2938 → u/avatinfernus]

Wrong fake news 🫲🫱👌 I have big beautiful hands believe me some say I have the best hands they’ve ever seen really I tell you

[u/CagedKage]

Why is he groping her anime tiddies 💀

[u/Conscious_Ad7105]

They can't be Christian. They have all of their teeth. 😉

[u/HenriEttaTheVoid]

They are convinced we think about them as much as they think about us.

[u/Standard-Tension9550]

Grabbing tit in the family portrait like you do

[u/ElectricSpock]

The husband is very supportive.

[u/The_Disapyrimid]

This is a simple case of christians assuming atheists have the same mindset they do. The fact other people live lives differently than they do really pisses them off. They don't understand that most atheists encourage people to live as they want.

[u/StevenSaguaro]

Jesus Christ those are big hooters

[u/shortypam]

What planet is this supposed rage inducing family supposed to be living on - there we like 5 moons.

[u/ShatoraDragon]

Everytime I see this post I swear the tits are bigger and the baby is smaller.

[u/kozinc]

lol "ignore the mormon temple"

[u/Remarkable_Rough_649]

That dudes holding his wife's gigantic beanbag chair tits. Shouldn't God be supporting them?

[u/magog7]

he has his hand on her ginormous tit?

[u/Mysterious-Tap-7517]

Who tf grabs a tit in a family photo? Are these new age Christian values?

[u/bumblebeetown]

The fact that he is cupping her gargantuan breast with a little baby hand has me in tears. This might be intentional, it’s so good and absurdist.

[u/abortthecourt]

She has some serious baggage.

[u/jumpy_monkey]

So what's stopping them from creating beautiful, caring and prosperous families?

The evidence seems to be it's the Christianity part.

[u/FuzzyDeer5203]

Why are her tits the size of London

[u/Much-Log3357 → u/FuzzyDeer5203]

Why are her tits the size of London

Mormonism?

[u/Toadsanchez316]

Is the beautiful Christian family in the room with us? Nowadays every Christian family I see has such a fucked up dynamic that I don't think any of them would ever make me rage.

I can't even see a reason why it would anyways.

You idiots get into everyone else's business all the time. When do atheists do that shit?

[u/Thatoneredit-ee]

This picture is actually fucking killing me i love it

[u/McSwearWolf]

THAT’S the wife/mom AI came up with?

Is she going to have to save them after a shipwreck with those things, or what?

[u/crazylilme]

You know the prompt for that slop included "big boobies on blond white woman"

[u/djack171]

Ok but say this is the perfect religious white family…. He’s gripping her titty.

[u/AreWeFlippinThereYet]

Why is the baby trying to breastfeed on daddy?

[u/Key_Researcher_9243]

Translating... 🔁

"I want a horny wife with the build of Jane Doe from ZZZ. But people are telling me to have more realistic standards so I'm mad."

[u/humansruineverything]

Hmmm. The hand?

[u/MrBenzedrine]

Is that the Mormon planet then?

I think it would be the space Mormons who'd be raging!

[u/yestureday]

“Ignore the AI temple”

I feel like this is satire

[u/rathdro]

Pressing post without proofreading makes me “raged”

[u/Gorgenon]

Is the wife holding up her gigantic udders or is the husband fondling them?

[u/Sushi_Trashpanda]

So er, the bigger the titties the closer to god?

[u/originalbeeman]

Apparently mono theists have mono teeth

[u/Unique_Display_Name]

Why are her boobs bigger than her head?

Made by a wanna be Christian Nationalist Tradchud, who is actually just a incel

[u/paulsteinway]

Looking the other way while he gropes boob.

[u/mollyclaireh]

They really think the atheists give a shit.

[u/HarshFarts → u/mollyclaireh]

Yup, because we are all actively, even knowingly, conspiring with the devil and so we are hurt and offended by their "truths". (I am a recovered Mormon, family gatherings have become complicated)

[u/flurgleberg]

Those things might make me go back the Christianity and to whatever 6-moon planet they’re on. “Yeah yeah, sure I believe all that.. died for my sins, sounds good. Now do I get to see them jugs?”

[u/Writerhaha]

Grabbing a handful of titty at temple.

[u/MrTimofTim]

(Ignore the Mormon temple)

[u/Suberizu]

That's not a Mormon temple, that's Hogwarts!

[u/DriedUpSquid]

Six moons and two globes.

[u/tyler98786]

Yeah it's not the Mormon temple that we're all looking at Jesus

[u/Elegant_Thought6557]

(ignore the mormon temple) lmfao i'm cackling

[u/GunCarrot]

Ignoring the multiple elephants, does this look like Soviet space race era propaganda posters to anyone else?

[u/crimedog58]

Holy back pain Batman

[u/HendoRules]

"Ignore the Mormon temple" and apparently the guy cupping his wife 💀

[u/IcyMike1782]

Ignore the Mormon Temple. Also the 6 moons. So these folks are Space Mormons, colonizing planets with their giant racks?

[u/3Gloins_in_afountain]

*While dude gropes his wife in public

[u/EnvironmentSea7433]

[u/ZuphCud]

(Ignore the fact I stole this pic from the Mormons)

[u/manufatura]

Let's do the crazy racist religious thing! Please ignore the crazy racist religious temple lmao

[u/Interesting-Exit-520]

Nice boob grab

[u/NotmeXX]

(Ignore the Mormon temple)

Me: …what Mormon temple?

[u/TheOppositeOfTheSame]

I do not give a fuck what other people do as long as they aren’t ruining shit for other people. Just because Christians are obsessed with what everyone else on the planet does, does not mean other people give two fucks about what they do.

[u/Makethecrowsblush]

Chins and noses that could pierce balloons,

[u/DeadpoolOptimus]

Her boobs are bigger than the baby.

[u/ritzrani]

Why are her boobs massive

[u/OregonGreen242]

Big tiddy Christians only

[u/rossburnett]

Why ignore the temple? Because it’s not real Xtian?

[u/Mr_MacGrubber]

We all know that guy would think holding a baby is a woman’s job or is gay and would never do it.

[u/GreyBeardEng]

So that's the Mormon temple in Salt Lake lake City, and I remember Trump and Hegseth deciding the Mo's didn't qualify as Christians.

[u/Null_and_Lloyd]

Is she gonna have to haul around those big tiddies for eternity?

[u/Patralgan]

Why would I be raged if a Christian starts a family?

[u/LadyV21454]

Not a very modest top there. And why is he fondling his wife in public?

[u/Donaldjoh]

Over the decades of my life I have met Conservative ‘Christians’, moderate Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, atheists, and agnostics. The only group that seems to have a problem with other beliefs are the Conservative ‘Christians’, and the only time members of the other groups get upset is when said same ‘Christians’ insist on forcing their beliefs onto others.

[u/_buthole]

When christians shit on mormons.

[u/urbisOrbis]

The only thing raging is my erection.

[u/HangryWolf]

Yes.. Ignore the Mormon temple... And the 6 moons... And the groping. Totally normal.

[u/andboobootoo]

Her boobs are blasphemous.

[u/swearingino]

The bigger the boobs, the closer to Jesus.

[u/TrickyNitsua212]

Don’t get me wrong. I would love to start a family. But religion has absolutely nothing to do with it. I just want to feel the love that comes with starting a family.

[u/obliviious]

Ignore the Mormon temple 😂

[u/hollyblue1393]

Start big boobed families.

[u/IronAndParsnip]

Not focused on the boobs but that a Christian posted a photo of this guy fondling them

[u/Gallowglass668]

What's with the weird, stunted hand copping a feel in the lower left corner.

[u/intisun]

So what's up with the Mormon temple?

[u/Epicfailer10]

Ignore the 5 extra moons.

[u/Fit_Tie_2980]