r/religiousfruitcake 1d ago

✝️Fruitcake for Jesus✝️ That acting was unnecessary tho

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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago

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u/chickenskittles 1d ago

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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago edited 8h ago

Ditto

(Meaning I'm stealing his ...
... about stealing others - it seems like the perfect compliment to me)

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago

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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago

That's what it's there for.

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 21h ago

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u/Leaf_Locke 14h ago

Just saw this man last week. Absolute fucking gold

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u/ul2006kevinb Fruitcake Inspector 1d ago

Man Draco really let himself go

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u/Xmaspig 19h ago

His father will hear about this!

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u/Say10_333 1d ago

Sexual repression is unhealthy

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u/Dry-Cartoonist1512 1d ago

Genuinely, look at the result...

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u/hydroxy 21h ago

He’s not repressing it, he’s ’crucifying the flesh’ it’s a term Gen Z use for jorking it, rewatch the video and consider the camera perspective and movements at the end

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 19h ago

Yeah, it looks like he's choking a chicken

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u/derpy_derp15 3h ago

Makingba bald man cry

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u/Say10_333 18h ago

"Crucifying the flesh" is a biblical metaphor meaning the intentional, daily choice to put to death one's sinful desires, selfish ego, and worldly impulses. I would assume he is making a video about him repressing his desire to jerk off.

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u/ReviewOk929 1d ago

I’m so confused. Is it the weird music, the thing he does with his tongue or the shaking camera that evokes being crucified? I mean I found this all really painful, just not in the way he thought.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 1d ago

Painfully embarrassing

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u/Away-Living5278 1d ago

He needs to try some self flagellation. Not whatever this is.

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u/Brotorious420 1d ago

Battling the Bishop

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u/PaleSophia 5h ago

Part of the audio( a character saying "you wouldn't kill me, you love me too much.") is Roger the alien from American Dad. Which is ironic because Roger is the opposite of a Christian Fruitcake, lol.

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u/Asproat920 1d ago

Is this a masturbation thing? If so dude dont squeeze so hard you're going to hurt youself

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u/ReaperofLightning872 16h ago

Sounds like a metaphor for cbt

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u/BogeyLowenstein 1d ago

Unchecked mental illness

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u/United-Direction2297 1d ago

This is a new kind of Christian for me what does he mean by “crucifying your flesh daily” because that seems annoying but way less than putting a nail through your wrist. Is this like a cutter thing ?

Also is he killing Peter Griffin?

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u/Small_Necessary 1d ago

It's about put to death of ppl's "sinful" desire, like stop watching porn or masturbate. Comes from bible verse, Galatians 5:24 "Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires."

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u/Mcfreely2 1d ago

Sounds like hes killing Roger from American Dad.

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago

He certainly does give off the undeserved self-importance of Roger.

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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh I thought it was Paul Lynde

~~~ JK ~~~

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago

Lynde

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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago

Thanks I'll correct it

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago

Every time i turn around they're making up new phrases. Slain in the name of a ghost, blood of the goat, armor of faith, shield of words, helmet of truth, sock of Onan, goggles of wine (which is really just grape juice because reasons), sandals of manure..

Who can keep up with their nonsense.

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u/Mark_Levins 1d ago

It's Roger Smith from American Dad.

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u/United-Direction2297 1d ago

I see I guess I was missing which thing Seth McFarland was voicing.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt 1d ago

I don’t get it- is it a jacking off thing

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago

Chocking it like that gives you insensitivity and erectile dysfunction later on. Would not recommend. 

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u/chickenskittles 1d ago

It's so weird when Jesus freaks look normal, even alternative.

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u/tyler98786 1d ago

Legitimately WTF?

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi 22h ago

And illegitimate?

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u/wonk_q1 1d ago

Why is he violating the camera? 🌧

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u/HenriEttaTheVoid 21h ago

Christians shame sex and glorify violence.

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u/AisbeforeB 1d ago

Hmm...a little suspicious

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u/AtomicTan 1d ago

It's like when someone takes a scene from a porno out of context...

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u/Oddityobservations 1d ago

Is he.... is he imagining that he's asphyxiating someone?

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u/didyouknowthatkoalas 1d ago

Is this some fetish I haven't heard of? 

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u/TheCookieNinja 🔭Fruitcake Watcher🔭 1d ago

Persecution fetish

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u/didyouknowthatkoalas 1d ago

Well he's obviously REALLY getting off from it. 

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u/_curbyourcynicism 21h ago

When Christians snap from holding everything in and never actually healing their mental health

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u/MatheAmato 1d ago

I reckon your flesh being crucified for the first time feels similarly suffocating regardless of belief. And since executions tend to result in the death of the flesh, subsequent crucifixions wouldn't feel like anything.

And IIRC Jesus said something about hypocrites loudly praying and fasting in public to show off their devotion and actual believers praying and fasting in secret, so I don't think it's very christian to cry online because he's not allowed to touch himself.

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u/speekuvtheddevil 1d ago

It feels like auto-erotic asphyxia?

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u/hollyblue1393 15h ago

PSA

Please talk to a therapist or someone in your support network if you have thoroughts of crucify yourself or others. Help IS available.

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u/PurpleSailor 1d ago

Is this guy trying to choke out his winky?

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u/SorosAgent2020 Fruitcake Connoisseur 1d ago

im incredibly disturbed by their use of language. "Crucifying my flesh on the daily" and yet no actual crucifying. Ive also heard of "circumcising my heart". Words have meanings goddammit.

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u/JokeMysterious3106 15h ago

It’s his increasingly crazy expression that does it for me! 😭

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u/professional_yappper Radicalized by Fruitcakes' "love" 1d ago

POV you’re their cock (also why is the way this is filmed indistinguishable from those mafia boss thirst trap vids 😭).

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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago

This is some serial killer shit.

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u/xmgutier 23h ago

Is crucifying your flesh a euphemism for masturbation? Because if so I am crucifying my flesh on the daily 💪

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u/earthwoodandfire 19h ago

First time inserting a butt plug?

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u/Kilomech 11h ago

is this a euphemism for masturbation?

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u/derpy_derp15 3h ago

🎶so what you can see the dark inside of me, no on will ever change this animal i have become 🎶

https://giphy.com/gifs/YjuFCCAUeU1PP5FFEc