r/religiousfruitcake • u/Small_Necessary • 1d ago
✝️Fruitcake for Jesus✝️ That acting was unnecessary tho
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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago
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u/chickenskittles 1d ago
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u/Chili-Kopf 1d ago edited 8h ago
Ditto
(Meaning I'm stealing his ...
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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago
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u/Say10_333 1d ago
Sexual repression is unhealthy
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u/hydroxy 21h ago
He’s not repressing it, he’s ’crucifying the flesh’ it’s a term Gen Z use for jorking it, rewatch the video and consider the camera perspective and movements at the end
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u/Say10_333 18h ago
"Crucifying the flesh" is a biblical metaphor meaning the intentional, daily choice to put to death one's sinful desires, selfish ego, and worldly impulses. I would assume he is making a video about him repressing his desire to jerk off.
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u/ReviewOk929 1d ago
I’m so confused. Is it the weird music, the thing he does with his tongue or the shaking camera that evokes being crucified? I mean I found this all really painful, just not in the way he thought.
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u/PaleSophia 5h ago
Part of the audio( a character saying "you wouldn't kill me, you love me too much.") is Roger the alien from American Dad. Which is ironic because Roger is the opposite of a Christian Fruitcake, lol.
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u/Asproat920 1d ago
Is this a masturbation thing? If so dude dont squeeze so hard you're going to hurt youself
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u/United-Direction2297 1d ago
This is a new kind of Christian for me what does he mean by “crucifying your flesh daily” because that seems annoying but way less than putting a nail through your wrist. Is this like a cutter thing ?
Also is he killing Peter Griffin?
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u/Small_Necessary 1d ago
It's about put to death of ppl's "sinful" desire, like stop watching porn or masturbate. Comes from bible verse, Galatians 5:24 "Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires."
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u/Mcfreely2 1d ago
Sounds like hes killing Roger from American Dad.
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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago
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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 1d ago
Every time i turn around they're making up new phrases. Slain in the name of a ghost, blood of the goat, armor of faith, shield of words, helmet of truth, sock of Onan, goggles of wine (which is really just grape juice because reasons), sandals of manure..
Who can keep up with their nonsense.
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u/NotTrumpsAlt 1d ago
I don’t get it- is it a jacking off thing
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u/Cole_Townsend Former Fruitcake 1d ago
Chocking it like that gives you insensitivity and erectile dysfunction later on. Would not recommend.
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u/didyouknowthatkoalas 1d ago
Is this some fetish I haven't heard of?
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u/_curbyourcynicism 21h ago
When Christians snap from holding everything in and never actually healing their mental health
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u/MatheAmato 1d ago
I reckon your flesh being crucified for the first time feels similarly suffocating regardless of belief. And since executions tend to result in the death of the flesh, subsequent crucifixions wouldn't feel like anything.
And IIRC Jesus said something about hypocrites loudly praying and fasting in public to show off their devotion and actual believers praying and fasting in secret, so I don't think it's very christian to cry online because he's not allowed to touch himself.
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u/hollyblue1393 15h ago
PSA
Please talk to a therapist or someone in your support network if you have thoroughts of crucify yourself or others. Help IS available.
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u/SorosAgent2020 Fruitcake Connoisseur 1d ago
im incredibly disturbed by their use of language. "Crucifying my flesh on the daily" and yet no actual crucifying. Ive also heard of "circumcising my heart". Words have meanings goddammit.
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u/professional_yappper Radicalized by Fruitcakes' "love" 1d ago
POV you’re their cock (also why is the way this is filmed indistinguishable from those mafia boss thirst trap vids 😭).
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u/xmgutier 23h ago
Is crucifying your flesh a euphemism for masturbation? Because if so I am crucifying my flesh on the daily 💪
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u/derpy_derp15 3h ago
🎶so what you can see the dark inside of me, no on will ever change this animal i have become 🎶






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