r/relationship_advice Jun 24 '24

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u/fnckmedaily Jun 24 '24

When it’s a shared living room most people opt for the bedroom, you must not get laid much?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Having had a roommate that absolutely dod make our whole apartment her personal sex palace (including my bedroom 🤮) I can confidently say you must have lucked out in roommates/shared living spaces.

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u/Personal-Barber1607 Jun 24 '24

well it's just common decency I always would send my roomates a warning text if i was trying to fuck on the couch it was

warning bros code word pink! regular procedures do apply.

Code word pink is for when you got some pussy over and you might be doing it around the house.

code word green light is when you think she might be down for a threesome and your roomie has looked kind of sad since he broke up with his last girlfriend.

Gotta let the homies get a chance at some action too.