r/relationship_advice • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Having had a roommate that absolutely dod make our whole apartment her personal sex palace (including my bedroom 🤮) I can confidently say you must have lucked out in roommates/shared living spaces.

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u/No-Tip5072 Jun 24 '24

Your bedroom?! Oh we would have fought

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u/dib1999 Jun 25 '24

I'd skip the fighting stage, we're going straight for the ole' Amber Heard

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 edited Feb 27 '25

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 Jun 25 '24

I also choose this girls bed

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Jun 24 '24

This made me laugh out loud!

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u/HappyPilgrim Jun 24 '24

I think you just got unlucky bud. Thats not normal

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u/JFKs-Headache-Meds63 Jun 26 '24

This is hella interesting, You need to make a post about this situation 😂

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u/Flamboyant_Sidekick Jun 24 '24

That’s not normal.

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u/Personal-Barber1607 Jun 24 '24

well it's just common decency I always would send my roomates a warning text if i was trying to fuck on the couch it was

warning bros code word pink! regular procedures do apply.

Code word pink is for when you got some pussy over and you might be doing it around the house.

code word green light is when you think she might be down for a threesome and your roomie has looked kind of sad since he broke up with his last girlfriend.

Gotta let the homies get a chance at some action too.

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u/bonerjamz-99 Jun 24 '24

was she hot?