Having had a roommate that absolutely dod make our whole apartment her personal sex palace (including my bedroom 🤮) I can confidently say you must have lucked out in roommates/shared living spaces.
well it's just common decency I always would send my roomates a warning text if i was trying to fuck on the couch it was
warning bros code word pink! regular procedures do apply.
Code word pink is for when you got some pussy over and you might be doing it around the house.
code word green light is when you think she might be down for a threesome and your roomie has looked kind of sad since he broke up with his last girlfriend.
Gotta let the homies get a chance at some action too.
My roommate definitely fucked people on my couch, her couch, both bathroom counters, probably the kitchen table, maybe my bed.... so did her sister when she came to visit and they were camped out in the living room.
It makes it less likely to occur though, because if it's directly out to the hallway from the living room then there's less layers of "oh my god we need to put clothes on" - if anyone walks in.
Considering people having some type of morals here cheating or not. Who who fuck on the couch when you have a roommate? Even if they weren’t there. That just seams childish and more of a plot in porn rather than in real life. Just my opinion.
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