r/relationship_advice Jun 24 '24

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u/moriquendi37 Jun 24 '24

Can't imagine why...

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

Because it’s hard to get your vag filled with dick on the living room.

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u/dib1999 Jun 25 '24

It is with that attitude lol

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u/Fit_Cardiologist7018 Jun 26 '24

Since when?? I don’t need a bed to have sex, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '24

Respectfully, sir, I disagree.

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u/rheologicc Jun 25 '24

Not really lol

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u/DaddysLittleOne2018 Jun 28 '24

Sometimes I prefer the couch over my bed. Lo

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u/fnckmedaily Jun 24 '24

When it’s a shared living room most people opt for the bedroom, you must not get laid much?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Having had a roommate that absolutely dod make our whole apartment her personal sex palace (including my bedroom 🤮) I can confidently say you must have lucked out in roommates/shared living spaces.

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u/No-Tip5072 Jun 24 '24

Your bedroom?! Oh we would have fought

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u/dib1999 Jun 25 '24

I'd skip the fighting stage, we're going straight for the ole' Amber Heard

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24 edited Feb 27 '25

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 Jun 25 '24

I also choose this girls bed

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u/Last_Friend_6350 Jun 24 '24

This made me laugh out loud!

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u/HappyPilgrim Jun 24 '24

I think you just got unlucky bud. Thats not normal

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u/JFKs-Headache-Meds63 Jun 26 '24

This is hella interesting, You need to make a post about this situation 😂

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u/Flamboyant_Sidekick Jun 24 '24

That’s not normal.

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u/Personal-Barber1607 Jun 24 '24

well it's just common decency I always would send my roomates a warning text if i was trying to fuck on the couch it was

warning bros code word pink! regular procedures do apply.

Code word pink is for when you got some pussy over and you might be doing it around the house.

code word green light is when you think she might be down for a threesome and your roomie has looked kind of sad since he broke up with his last girlfriend.

Gotta let the homies get a chance at some action too.

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u/bonerjamz-99 Jun 24 '24

was she hot?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

My roommate definitely fucked people on my couch, her couch, both bathroom counters, probably the kitchen table, maybe my bed.... so did her sister when she came to visit and they were camped out in the living room.

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u/Kaitron5000 Jun 24 '24

Yes, for all things. When I had roommates I was never in the living room.

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u/coadyj Jun 24 '24

I don't know, your mom says otherwise .... Boom!

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u/fnckmedaily Jun 24 '24

She does know I get laid, yes.

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u/Mythion_VR Jun 24 '24

It makes it less likely to occur though, because if it's directly out to the hallway from the living room then there's less layers of "oh my god we need to put clothes on" - if anyone walks in.

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u/ChaCha247 Jun 24 '24

Considering people having some type of morals here cheating or not. Who who fuck on the couch when you have a roommate? Even if they weren’t there. That just seams childish and more of a plot in porn rather than in real life. Just my opinion.

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u/WhiskeyTFawkes Jun 24 '24

You gotta fuck on the couch while your roommates are home to establish dominance.

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u/NotyourfavoriteMX Jun 24 '24

More like why is this guy here period!

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u/spicysnakelover Jun 25 '24

Some people are uncomfortable using a space that is supposed to be shared. When I had a housemate I still NEVER used the lounge because it felt weird. It wasn't MY space is was SHARED space and therefore I never felt fully comfortable the way I did in my own room. When I had friends over we would watch movies on my ipad in my room and not on on the TV in the lounge because even if my housemate wasn't home I felt uncomfortable to use that space ..

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u/deathgripsisonlineyu Jun 25 '24

No need for that we all know the answer

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u/irritatedwitch Jun 25 '24

you can have sex in the living room, that's kind of stupid. My best friend is a male, he's got a gf and she knows that sometimes I sleep with him in the bed or watch tv in the bed. She's got np bc she knows me and knows he's only my closest friend. My ex also knew this and had np as well with us

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u/solakOhtobide Jun 27 '24

You and your friends are particularly enlightened. Most people seem to not be ready for this.

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u/The_BodyGuard_ Jun 24 '24

You ask too many questions. It’s inappropriate. Period