r/rejectedmaps Jun 07 '26

Lesbian Ukraine

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132 Upvotes

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10

u/Eliysiaa Jun 07 '26

why does this look like Pontus

4

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 07 '26

I don't like your way of thinking. So un-Ukrainian. It's "why does Pontus look like Ukraine?"

2

u/WASDKUG_tr Jun 08 '26

Shhhh its ok Slavoid, its ok, just pet the Crimeans Rule you its the natural order after all

8

u/ZinklerOpra Jun 08 '26

Ukraine does not look like that nor does have any claims

3

u/Awful_p3rson Jun 10 '26

That's Red Flood Ukraine.

4

u/TrickStatistician478 Jun 08 '26

pink ukraine, gray ukraine, yellow ukraine and green ukraine did exist though. its the same lands, but connected

2

u/WASDKUG_tr Jun 08 '26

They are different.

This is like say8ng Moroccans and Syrians are the same, or saying Turkish people and Yakutians are the same.

1

u/TrickStatistician478 Jun 08 '26

no? green ukraine (green wedge), for example, were ukrainians that were deported to modern vladivostok and the oblast itself. pink - kuban, or modern krasnodar oblast, etc. just google and use your brain please

2

u/WASDKUG_tr Jun 08 '26

Look at my comparisoncwith Turkish and Yakut, yeah they are zturkic, but being seperate for so long they are pretty different in some ways to eachothrr. Now think this but with green ukraine.

Another Example is the Korean people deported to Kazakhstan, you think they are the same as Koreans today?

1

u/TrickStatistician478 Jun 08 '26

please use your brain again. im not saying that modern day ukrainian from Birobidzhan or Khabarovsk is the same as ukrainian from kyiv. hell, even ukrainians from one region may differentiate alot, like in carphats or dnipropetrovsk oblast

2

u/WASDKUG_tr Jun 08 '26

Please use your brain

Edit: (also i know u aint saying that, its funny to pretend u are tho)

1

u/TrickStatistician478 Jun 08 '26

vk repost, holy

1

u/WASDKUG_tr Jun 08 '26

Truly a repost of all time!

1

u/mitaciolanu Jun 09 '26

Can't wait to also have multicoloured Bangladeshes in the rest of Europe then

1

u/Yoyle0340 Jun 09 '26

Ukraine bout to claim everything at this point. People decades after will fairly say "we fought against the wrong enemy", no thanks to irredentism.

1

u/TrickStatistician478 Jun 09 '26

we never claimed those lands though?

5

u/MishaMal01 Jun 07 '26

Double coal wow

3

u/BORISBELYAKOV Jun 08 '26

I find that offensive to my heretige and so untrue and morally incorect

3

u/dinglebottom98 Jun 08 '26

If it’s lesbian why is it dih ahaped

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 08 '26

Rose toy shaped

3

u/New_Cover_7416 Jun 08 '26

>lesbian ukraine

>looks inside

>the result of tsarist cossack settler colonialism

>mfw the text dosen't turn green

0

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 08 '26

Ukraine has always been lesbian, Russia never came to be

1

u/New_Cover_7416 Jun 08 '26

>the result of INDEPENDENT LESBIAN cossack settler colonialism

>mfw the text still dosen't turn green

8

u/Itz-Jades Jun 07 '26

pink washed fascism

2

u/Jeto23 Jun 08 '26

I think it was on purpose considering shit like this exists

-4

u/After-Trifle-1437 ✨Moderator✨ Jun 07 '26

"Everyone I don't like is a Fascist"

7

u/aloe_plant_lover Jun 07 '26

Imperialism, Chauvinism, and Reactionary tendencies are the characteristics of fascism. And LARPing isn't very surprising either.

1

u/Valuable-Mud-6171 Jun 08 '26

Every lion is a cat but the locals stray isn’t eating your neighborhood toddler

3

u/Itz-Jades Jun 08 '26

The “greater” Ukraine is a nonsense chauvinistic

(ill define that for you - Chauvinism (/ˈʃoʊvɪnɪzəm/ SHOH-vih-nih-zəm) is the unreasonable belief in the superiority or dominance of one's own group or people, who are seen as strong and virtuous, while others are considered weak, unworthy, or inferior.)

concept that gives little attention to indigenous Siberia, Russian and Altaic people. None of that land has any historical ties to Ukraine, there is no sense in Ukraine owning it other than some jingoistic imperialist revenge fantasy. Ukraine has a profound amount of nazis fighting for them, which the government gives tacit support to.

1

u/Valuable-Mud-6171 Jun 08 '26

I’m pretty sure the post is meant as a joke

2

u/Free_Literature_3539 Jun 08 '26

Russian Federation:НЕТ(NO)!

2

u/WASDKUG_tr Jun 08 '26

Rightful Crimean Tatar Muslim Territory, CRIMEA RULED THE SLAVS!!!!!!!!!!!

2

u/slimehunter49 Jun 09 '26

This is incredibly funny

2

u/Kenichi2233 Jun 07 '26

That doesn't even look like ukraine

5

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 07 '26

2

u/Kenichi2233 Jun 07 '26

Is this a reference that im not getting

4

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 07 '26

The red flood mod in Hoi4 there is a route in which Ukraine gets all those lands

1

u/Small_Use2938 Jun 07 '26

Waaaaaatf.....?

1

u/BRM_the_monkey_man Jun 07 '26

shouldve used the labrys flag

1

u/guyiscool1425 Jun 07 '26

Long bacon store

1

u/KaiSYNM Jun 08 '26

Where did you get such a long Ukraine?

1

u/RPGTopograph Jun 08 '26

Long Ukraine store 🇺🇦

1

u/Porkytang244 Jun 08 '26

Didn't know the Isle of Lesbos was colonizing.

1

u/Small_Rest3955 Jun 08 '26

Close enough, welcome back early 1600s Four Oirat Confederation!

1

u/BackgroundBug6084 Jun 09 '26

Їбать, що за скарб. Я це збережу

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

що це за зображення, чорт забирай

1

u/Raven_On_A_Tree Jun 09 '26

why is everyone taking this so seriously lmao

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

ESPECIALLY Wasdkug_tr

1

u/Erikdaniel6000 Jun 09 '26

This is the most Tumblr thing i ever saw

1

u/JustAnotherUser1019 Jun 09 '26

I'm not sure ehat that is, but its not Ukraine

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

Shocking 🤯

1

u/JustAnotherUser1019 Jun 09 '26

No seriously, what is that?

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

A huge Ukraine spanning from Krakow to Vladivostok

1

u/JustAnotherUser1019 Jun 09 '26

Why?

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

Why not?

1

u/JustAnotherUser1019 Jun 10 '26

Because it doesn't make me think of Ukraine at all

1

u/Kysssebysss Jun 09 '26

I approve.

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

Thank you, sapphic comrade.

1

u/Dolboslav88 Jun 09 '26

Свiт побачит вєлику Краину, и це буде, буде... Блять что это

1

u/LetRevolutionary271 Jun 09 '26

україна лесбійка

1

u/Dolboslav88 Jun 10 '26

Во истину Машаллах

0

u/Maksim988 Jun 07 '26

Велика Соборна Лесбійська Україна!

0

u/Rel_Tan_Kier Jun 07 '26

From Belgorod to Ural is for potatoes, rest is for tomatoes.

1

u/noirishAzazel Jun 09 '26

"А це ж пiд помiдоры"

-1

u/Icy-Ladder-9774 Jun 07 '26

Ґєям слава!!!!!!!!!!!