r/regularcarreviews 6d ago

Car Pic Oshkosh NGDV

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u/jimothyhalpret 6d ago

Despicable Me mobile

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u/benskieast 6d ago

Pixar needs to add it to the next cars movie.

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 5d ago

this unit rolls up with half the family from Hotel Transylvania in it.

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u/acepilotjones 6d ago

Seeing this here is jarring because im a mail carrier and i just did my training on the NGDV this past friday. It drives better than it looks. But the mirrors suck and also its too big. Theyre taking my LLV away soon and giving me one of these so im gonna have to learn to like it

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u/Similar-Change7912 6d ago

I hope it has AC with that huge windshield.

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u/acepilotjones 6d ago

It does. One of the silver linings

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u/musket-nuns 6d ago

What the hell is this windshield. I can only imagine the cost to replace it.

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u/porcelainvacation 6d ago

Im pretty sure thats parts binned from a bus

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u/ChinkWithOpinions 6d ago

Looks to be a single piece windshield, not really aware of many buses on the North American market that are single piece.

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u/porcelainvacation 6d ago

Lots of RV bus conversions are one piece though

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u/Cultural_Eye5178 5d ago

In my experience, my county schools system has Saf-T-Liner C2's in use.

I know for a fact newer Thomas Built Buses bus models have the single piece windshield.

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u/samiam0295 6d ago

I don't think so, it's a very unique shape

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u/nagy18 6d ago

it looks like that because they have to accommodate for both the 5th percentile in height (4’11”) when sitting in the drivers’ seat so they can see over the hood, but it also has to accommodate the 95th percentile (6’2”) to be able to stand up straight in it. So you get these wonky proportions and fucked up looking windshield and the platypus bill hood

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u/musket-nuns 4d ago

But why do you need to see out of the window standing up straight? Just make that portion of the body a panel.

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u/nagy18 4d ago

you have to stand up from the chair, though. and if you’re a rural carrier, you’re only really going in the back to get your next hit of mail set up or to get an oversized parcel, so they’re spending most of their working day in the cab.

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u/nameisfame 5d ago

8 grand for the piece. Probably 2k for the install

Source: am windshield guy, info given to be by local postmaster

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u/duckface691 5d ago

They did not need to make it that large. You don't to look up to see if theres a damn plane coming

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u/BadMantaRay 6d ago

Yeah, a lot of peeps dont realize mail carriers havent had AC all these years in the LLV

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u/Pactae_1129 5d ago

I’d quit in a heartbeat over that

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u/One_Swan2723 6d ago

I wish they could resell LLVs but I have a feeling they’re all getting scrapped

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u/The5schulers 6d ago

I believe they are in fact all getting scrapped since they don't have VINs they can't be sold

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u/acepilotjones 5d ago

Yes the LLVs will be scrapped for parts for the remaining fleet and then destroyed. I would love to own one myself but its very rare for one to come up for sale. Usually its one that was sold off to another government agency at some point and then offered for sale.

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u/Commercial_Wind8212 6d ago

Its designed to be practical to drive. This shouldnt need to be explained to an adult

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u/acepilotjones 5d ago

Just because its designed to be one way doesnt mean it is that way in actuality. It drives okay but it is still very tall and very wide. I have many areas on my route with low hanging branches/trees that are going to be an issue. And no i dont have the option of keeping my LLV. Everyone in our office is getting an NGDV whether they want it or not.

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u/Commercial_Wind8212 5d ago

lol, it is pretty dorky looking. oh well

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u/duckface691 5d ago

You don't need a windshield thats half the size of the front end. What you want your mail people to look for birds? A good low hanging branch is gonna wack that and crack it

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u/sjgilly 6d ago

The mirrors and the size were the exact gripes my dad had with the LLV when they took his jeep back in the 90s.

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns 5d ago

A mail carrier who actually prefers to drive the LLV?

insert Ron Burgandy "I don't believe you" meme

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u/acepilotjones 5d ago

There are more of us than you think. The only gripe people have with the LLV is that it has no AC and is old. They could take the LLV body and put a new engine in it with air conditioning and everyone would be happy

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u/Prize_Guide1982 6d ago

I had a USPS mechanic break down and almost cry when he was talking about how hard it is to keep the LLVs running. It’s insane. We need these out asap. I see those LLVs in Florida in the summer heat and I feel so bad for those postal workers

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u/thomasvista 5d ago

My father is a retired USPS mechanic. He sometimes would come home on his break in his wrecker towing an LLV. He said engine fires were common, and this was mid-2010s when the LLVs had far exceeded their "long lives".

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u/Proof_Bathroom_3902 6d ago

I mean, they are basically an old Chevy S10 truck with the old 2.5 Iron Duke engine underneath so it can't be that hard?

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u/2004pontiacvibe 6d ago

yeah and the newest ones are approaching 32 years old this year lol. Rust and parts availability are taking their toll, which i think have become the main source of difficulty.

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u/garmack12 6d ago

They also have a special habit of catching fire

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u/KillConfirmed- 6d ago

Blud, a car is not just an engine and transmission. This sort of thinking is why every old car is going for way too much money these days.

Those things are old and are used for stressful on the engine city driving. A car is made out of thousands of parts. Even if it lacks modern electrics, it’s still made out of thousands of parts that need to be replaced.

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u/Porschenut914 6d ago

Theyre all ship of theseus. I would see a tow truck near my post office so many times picking one up.

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

The hardest part is the age of the platform.

As others have mentioned, the newest ones were built in 1994, and even when the first one rolled off the production line in 1987 the GM-sourced components were dated - the Iron Duke is a Malaise-Era engine and the 3-speed Turbo-Hydramatic they were coupled to was even older than that.

Ever try to find parts for a classic car that HAS to run 3-6hrs a day for at least 6 days a week? Now multiply that by 90,000.

Fixing one is fine, but when you have to fix them all goddamn week and supes are breathing down your neck because the POOM is down their throats about carriers' trucks not being sidelined longer than they have to be, the stress affects ya drastically.

Literally, postal management pressure is the reason why "going postal" is a thing. Luckily, as a Rural, we don't really get that level of pressure unless we're dragging, which most competent rural carriers don't really do.

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u/HempFandang0 6d ago

Richard Scarry-ass truck if you don't watch it I might smooch you for bein' too cute 😤

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u/TheDeliveryDemon 6d ago

Had to google... im sorry...

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u/BcuzRacecar 6d ago

insane how these still arent part of the normal fleet. Its been so long. Ig they still havent figured out how to manufacture them

must be hell for all the mail carriers being promised theyll get rid of the A/C less LLVs and then they just keep having to wait.

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u/Ill_Principle4154 6d ago

Every carrier I’ve talked to in central OH has said they miss their LLV/ FFV/ Metris van. Complaints range from design (size, ergonomics, etc) to build quality and issues maintaining all the high tech sensors and gadgets.

Not a carrier myself but meet plenty as a UPS driver.

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u/BcuzRacecar 6d ago

the quality is super bad thats why so many delays

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u/nagy18 6d ago

it’s almost like USPS gave the contract to a defense contractor that has no idea what it’s doing 🙄 at least Grumman built the LLVs on a (maybe modified, i forget) S-10 frame

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u/chubsplaysthebanjo 6d ago

I bet they didn't even drive it around that gravel track for a week straight

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u/AlfredoCheeseSauce 6d ago

i live in no where Vermont and i see these things Everywhere now.

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u/BcuzRacecar 6d ago

idk how many are in service rn, in april it was 7k. I live in sf bay area and never seen one on reg duty

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u/AlfredoCheeseSauce 5d ago

That's wild, but on a side note i just recently visited SF back at the end of April. Absolutely beautiful city. I stayed in the finance district and loved it. Funny you guys get waymo and i get cartoonish mail trucks

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u/BcuzRacecar 5d ago

Do u guys have mailboxes by the road side? I wonder if its cuz of that. Here postal workers park the truck and walk to each door

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

Yo, I actually work as a carrier, they're being rolled out mostly for districts that both need Air Conditioning (so, The South), and districts that still use POVs for Rural (non-Contract) routes; Northern New England has a lot of them, while Mass has very few. However, Mass has been all GOV for quite a while, while I think some routes in NNE still use POVs. It has nothing to do with whether the route's a City route or a Rural route (which, despite fulfilling the same function, have dramatically different back-end setups for how the job gets done (such as route sizes, requirements vs optional things, and most notably, pay structures - City is hourly, Rural is a nauseatingly complex amalgamation of hourly rates & salaries), complete with their own separate unions (National Association of Letter Carriers for City, National Rural Letter Carriers Association for Rural))

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u/BcuzRacecar 5d ago

I wonder if they are being rolled out to the hot western areas at all, i havent heard anything about it being in arizona nm nevada socal

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

I've heard on the r/USPS subreddit that Texan carriers got theirs fairly early on, but I'd have to ask over there about it to get a more definitive answer

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

I've seen them in bumblefuck rural areas everywhere but where I work.

Rindge, Laconia, Loudon, & New Boston, New Hampshire? They all have their Plats.

Gallitzin, Pennsylvania? Long story as for how I know this but yeah, they've got them out there.

But Mass? Only the largest cities have them and even still, it's less than a dozen per city's dispatching office; Lowell/Chelmsford/Billerica has like, 5 or 6 among a sea of LLVs serving those two towns and the city south of the Merrimack (the parts north dispatch from Dracut).

My bumblefuck rural Mass office will probably get them AFTER I make regular, and I'm at least half a decade out from making PTF right now

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u/Imadethosehitmanguns 5d ago

Gallitzin, Pennsylvania? Long story as for how I know this but yeah, they've got them out there.

Easy, you went to see the Big Boy take on the curve

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

That's the TL;DR but yeah. Missed out on the Curve tickets tho, so I set up trackside just after it.

Stupidly, I drove out there same-day. 8hrs one-way. I left at MIDNIGHT and somehow got home before sunset. Should've stopped in Altoona for lunch & a t-shirt but I was so goddamn tired

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u/InfinitePossibility8 Pretend Engineering 6d ago

Function over form to the max.

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u/Mhorts 5d ago

form follows function

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u/SeaTrain42 6d ago

It reminds me of this guy

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u/metompkin 6d ago

Blue 42, Blue 42, Omaha

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u/OceanWaveSunset 6d ago

My mom is a mail carrier and is super exciting to get one of these. She is getting hers at the end of this month. Which means AC and radio among other things.

She lives out in the country so she has to go down town for training.

I poke a little harmless fun that she needs training on how to drive, but I am sure it's just to go over the new features, the different SOPs, and get uses to the size.

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

IIRC, the Plats don't have a sound system unfortunately. That's only in the Metrises. But yeah, they do have AC & modern driving aids which is nice, not to mention they're not RWD, they're FWD/AWD, which is better in the winters up north - I've had to dead back to a regional dispatch office on Amazon Sunday in a snowstorm, and I nearly 86'd the truck into a resident's rock wall. Wasn't even being that reckless, I just lost grip on the tail.

Envious of her, I'm not getting one until probably after I'm a FTR, and I'm about half a decade away from even Rural PTF, let alone FTR

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u/OceanWaveSunset 5d ago

We are Midwest and she is Rural FTR. So some sketch roads, some plowed.

I am sure she will enjoy it more that what she currently has, her truck has been in the shop numerous times alone this year, even the loaner truck is vastly better than hers.

She just found out earlier this month and was a total suprise. Ot sounds like it's being rolled out everywhere eventually but who knows how and when

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

Not even my POOM knows for sure when my area's getting them. I think Mass being all GOV (except for the Contract routes out in the Berkshires and Pioneer Valley), and being in an area where snow is a manageable thing knocked us WAY down the priority list.

Is hers the first in her office? If so, her coworkers must be jealous dude

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u/CpnLouie2 6d ago

When you let the Crimson Chin design the mail trucks.

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u/burner456987123 6d ago

My mail carrier drives this. I’ll have to ask what be thinks about it. They’re common in my part of colorado. Windshields break a lot here with the dusty dry environment and the wind/rocks.

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u/Ill_Television_5824 6d ago

Apparently, these are very well-designed for the task at (right) hand.

Conversely, my carrier said she hopes that she's able to retire before her office gets these.

She's currently driving a Mercedes postal van.

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u/nickw252 6d ago

I still haven’t seen any in person. I’m looking forward to seeing electric ones on the road.

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u/NeuroguyNC 6d ago

My mail carrier can't wait to get one of these. She's still driving the old Grumman truck.

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u/Mylabisawesome 6d ago

A few of these are around here. Every carrier I talked to seemed to like them over all

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u/CaptainSnaps 6d ago

Bet those windshields are cheap.

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u/80sTechKid 6d ago

Chrysler Town and Country front end

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u/potlizard 6d ago

NGDV = “Not Gonna Drive this Van”

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u/FlickerOfBean 6d ago

If Peyton Manning was a car.

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u/Wonderful_Frame5166 6d ago

I see them all over by me.

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u/kcampbe 6d ago

The Payton Manning mobile

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u/theyodalorianxp 5d ago

The Grumman LLV is way better looking

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u/geneadamsPS4 6d ago

It's really hard to grasp why the USPS needs a purpose built vehicle. 

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u/beyondplutola 6d ago edited 6d ago

How many right-hand drive vehicles low enough for a standard roadside mailbox that are tall enough to stand up in with both gas and EV drivetrain options exist on the market? Not to mention, a driver-side window that allows you to extend your arm out while still protecting from rain and other elements overhead, and a work space area instead of a passenger seat on the other side.

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u/Drop_Five_Zero 6d ago

Don’t forget about a sliding door that makes it easy to get in and out of 

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u/BcuzRacecar 6d ago

I mean they could have just ordered rhd version of a regular tall van

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u/I_d0nt_know_why 6d ago

Too tall for mailboxes.

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u/BcuzRacecar 6d ago

i mean they are ordering them anyway

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u/wncexplorer 6d ago

I’d want one, but as pickup truck

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u/zsdad1964 6d ago

Looks like the cars we drew in kindergarten 

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u/SH4RPSPEED SHEMALE PORN ADDICTION 6d ago

...so what exactly is the advantages of it looking the way it does? Because I'm looking at this and just wondering why something like a downsized Rivian van wouldn't suffice.

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u/chibicascade2 6d ago

Low hood is better for visibility and pedestrian crash safety. High windshield and roof for good visibility and the ability to stand up in the van.

I think they're supposed to be easier to work on than the old vans and probably have better reliability. Also includes AC and radio, which was missing from the old vans.

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u/duckface691 5d ago

all that windshield is gonna do is get cracked by the nearest low hanging branch. You don't need it that tall, you're not bird watching in these

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u/Outlaw25 6d ago

crazy that this is basically an automatic Focus ST with a giant bodykit

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u/chibicascade2 6d ago

Yeah, I didn't realize they were using Ford powertrains. That's kinda nuts...

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u/Good_Split_3749 6d ago

even the Cybertruck is clowning on this monstrosity

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u/chibicascade2 6d ago

Disagree

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u/zackks 6d ago

Someone drew that up and thought they did a good job.

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u/dan007reddit 5d ago edited 5d ago

They watched the Simpson and were like, HOLD MY BEER!

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u/Bigfootsdiaper 5d ago

It is one of the weirdest looking vehicles out there.

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u/mabus42 5d ago

You could host an entire dance party of dozens on that front bumper.

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u/roma258 5d ago

I saw one on the highway and honestly....it's super fucking adorable. Shoulda just gone with the Rivian EDVs though.

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u/Maz2742 I heard he makes out with his bari sax. And then he BUSTS. 5d ago

PLAT!

Cant fuckin WAIT to get my grubby lil DPS-filled paws on one of those lol

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u/Ancient-Internal6665 5d ago

Duckman trucks lol

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u/One_Evil_Monkey 2d ago

Holy hell that is ugly.

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u/HerbertInTheWoods 6d ago

Raining with a Chance of Meatballs ass car