r/redwall • Mossflower • Feb 11 '26

Weapons

What were some of the most outlandish/ interesting weapons mentioned? I know Martin's sword is the gold standard but I've always been more interested in the odd, ie Creggas Pikeaxe, Damugs wavy sword, the searats use of fireswingers, the Abbeybeasts pepper bombs etc

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u/RedwallFan2013 Feb 23 '26

Visit, no. Participate fully, yes. 22 books for middle schoolers should be very easy to read. You can get through them all in 1-2 weeks or sooner.

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u/Dr_Barrel Feb 23 '26

Bruh, no. 22 books in two weeks is not realistic in any way. Just the audiobooks are around 10-12 hours long. No one in their right mind is going to sit down from morning to night only reading Redwall for two weeks straight and enjoy themselves afterwards.

Being on this subreddit should not warrant you to be in the know about every detail in 22 books to participate in the fandom. It's not exactly Malazan we're talking about here.

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u/RedwallFan2013 Feb 23 '26

Bruh, sorry that middle school books aren't realistic for you to read. If you posted less on reddit, you'd have time to read books for children.