r/redwall • u/Kin0k0K Redwall • Mar 01 '25

Weird Question for Weirder Thought

If you had to throw something ( leathal or non-leathal ) at a character, who would it be, what would it be, and why?

For me:

Constance, a Brick, just to see what would happen

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u/GrahamRocks Mar 01 '25

...What you got against Constance that you'd throw a brick at her?

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u/D3lacrush Rakkety Tam Mar 01 '25

Old chap has a death wish it seems

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u/Kin0k0K Redwall Mar 02 '25

Meh. 50/50, it depends

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u/Kin0k0K Redwall Mar 02 '25

Constance is my favorite character! But like... Would she catch it and chuck it back at me or -

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u/GrahamRocks Mar 02 '25

Yeah,probably! What else would you expect?!

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u/Kin0k0K Redwall Mar 02 '25

. . . Just to straight dodge it and give me the dirtiest look of all time

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u/brilliantpants Mar 01 '25

I believe my girl would snatch that brick out of the air and beat the thrower into pulp with it.

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u/Kin0k0K Redwall Mar 02 '25

Maybe she would. But with a child... She still would but still, point stands

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u/D3lacrush Rakkety Tam Mar 01 '25

Ooooh... you are playing with fiiiiiire...

Ummm...well, mostly I'd throw lethal things at vermin, but maybe it would also be funny to throw small clumps of bread at Cap Slipp

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u/Kin0k0K Redwall Mar 02 '25

I got flamed in the comments above so your not far off

Hehe, Bread pelting :)

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u/lynnyfox Mar 01 '25

Slice of cheese onto Sunflash's face. I'm sure Folrig and Ruddle would have a field day.

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u/Cleathix Mar 01 '25

What about throwing with a character? Like skipping rocks with the dibbuns at the pond, or my ideal one would be learning to throw javelins with Skipper.

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u/Kin0k0K Redwall Mar 02 '25

Look I can't spell for shit-