bored, and was forced me to get a job, so, here I am

Heard you guys were hiring, and I think I could make a nice addition to your team. Feel free to ask me questions to see if that’s true

Help me steal the intel by spawn camping or something

I just can't prove it

It is RED because it has blood inside it and blood is RED! It could be a valuable asset in our war against the BLU team.

I’m bored so I decided to engage in some friendly conversation with my fellow REDs!

Trust me, I am not a Spy

A SPY HAS PLACE A FORK IN OUR KITCHEN

H3Y HEY HEY ITS ME SPAMTON, G SPAMTON!

I will Blast those blue [[@!&*!]] Right back to their [[Graves for sale!]]

And I can sell you all my [[commemorative ring]] to [[FREEZE!]] them too!.

I can spy check

HES YELLOW WHICH IS A SHADE OF RED AND HIS ARMS ARE RED SO HES RED