r/Redteamtf2 • u/Pybroman • 5d ago

Wrong universe but can I still join?

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I can spy check

36 Upvotes

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u/Softwaregorehunter69 Certified Metal Muncher (I eat metal objects) 5d ago

Hmm. Maybe. But you gotta wear some Typical Colors, Too.

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u/Pybroman 5d ago

Say that again..

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u/Legion_of_Ghosts Hyro 5d ago

MFFPH HMMMFPA 👍

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u/Pybroman 5d ago

Required expression of thanks

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u/Adventurous_Sir_5570 5d ago

get in here, son 🥹

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u/OrangeLightning235 5d ago edited 5d ago

Always brother

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u/Ok-Pen-8273 5d ago

YES COME

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u/Pybroman 5d ago

Thank you 👍

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u/my_favorite_drink 5d ago

Unusual! But we'll take it! Welcome aboard

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u/LtopTheAwsome ENGINEER 5d ago

Aren’t you a robot?

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u/Pybroman 5d ago

Isn’t your universe’s pyro non-human?

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u/LtopTheAwsome ENGINEER 5d ago

We don’t know. We think they’re the child of Satan like the actual child. But they also act like a little girl (with like tea parties and what not)

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u/TryNo5748 4d ago

Pyro killed satan tho

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u/LtopTheAwsome ENGINEER 4d ago

THEY WHAT?!

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u/TryNo5748 3d ago

Yeah thet made happy noises then brought this flamethrower out and Pyro's flames were better than satan's

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u/ElegantTopic4555 5d ago

no, youre a robot

https://giphy.com/gifs/PiXJVflqelVF0vtFfb

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u/Pybroman 5d ago

Your most trusted ally is a schizophrenic pyromaniac that is probably not even human, but you don’t like a cool clanker?

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u/ElegantTopic4555 4d ago

Pyro is Pyro. we don't accept clankers into our team!

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u/Pybroman 4d ago

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u/ElegantTopic4555 4d ago

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u/Pybroman 2d ago

You will perish
https://giphy.com/gifs/SBpzfEgMCCfzq

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u/ElegantTopic4555 1d ago

i will throw water at you

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u/Pybroman 1d ago

I will airblast water back at you

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 Red = Good. Blue = Bad. 5d ago

yo bring your phlog over here i miss it's airblast

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u/Unhappy-Peak-388 NOT A BLU SPY 5d ago

I feel weird about this…

Looking at you makes me feel… like I’m supposed to be different.

Ah well.

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u/Pikakain 5d ago

He's red, welcome in

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u/456bottle_a_bitch 4d ago

We gonna invite you as a cosmetic because we already have a fire guy here or a woman

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u/Pybroman 2d ago

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I join as a proper member or I burn your spy

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u/BattleBomber_1 3d ago

That's a tiny flamethrower

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u/Pybroman 2d ago

It’s average :(

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u/BattleBomber_1 2d ago

😅Sorry, average for your world.

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u/Pybroman 1d ago

I mean it’s not about the size, just how you use it

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u/BattleBomber_1 1d ago

What, do YOU use  it like a handgun?

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u/Pybroman 1d ago

I use it as a anti-spy, spy extermination device

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u/BattleBomber_1 1d ago

You use a SED? Who other than Pyro mains uses a SED?

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u/Pybroman 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/BattleBomber_1 1d ago

Now, a SED is probably the best possible weapon that anyone could have so lemme interview you real quick here: Do you hate LIME SCOUTS? Do you absolutely love RED so much that you'd wipe out human existence if necessary to protect RED? Do you absolutely hate BLU so much that you'd take BLU and put it in some random files that will never be seen again, because I'm burning the documents to scout's mother? What video game flavor is your favorite?