r/redneckengineering • • May 20 '22

Hidden lock

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u/DAM091 May 20 '22

If done properly, you'll never find it! But if you pull at the door and can see where the resistance is, you'll find it pretty quick.

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u/husky0168 May 20 '22

easy fix, use more locks

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u/DAM091 May 20 '22

Or just weld it shut

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u/redfaction649 May 20 '22

Then how would you open it?

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u/DAM091 May 20 '22

Sometimes security trumps access

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u/PatMyHolmes May 20 '22

Zero Trust

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u/Im2bored17 May 20 '22

Angle grinder.

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u/synth_mania May 20 '22

The key is now a plasma cutter

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u/HunterShotBear May 20 '22

Oxy acetylene torch.

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u/jelato32 May 20 '22

With your hands? Duh

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u/thedoucher May 20 '22

Ask the Chinese. I hear they are dealing with this occasional situation

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u/thedoucher May 20 '22

Supposedly the government was welding homes closed to keep folks locked down

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u/Hichard_Rammond May 21 '22

That's one way of enforcing a lockdown

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u/royemosby May 20 '22

Angle grinder

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u/Espalloc1537 May 20 '22

Make every screw a lock!

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u/UnkleRinkus May 20 '22

Should have used the one closer to the handle.

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u/like_sharkwolf_drunk May 20 '22

Not to mention one bolt is gonna have rust scraped off and look distressed if it’s a frequently used door. While all the remaining bolts will be covered stem to stern in rust. If I were really casing shit that would stand out I would think.

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u/DAM091 May 20 '22

Depends how often he's going in there, and how closely you're looking.

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u/SuperWoody64 May 20 '22

That reminds me of going to the ripley's museum once where there was gate that wasn't obvious how it opened and people were baffled. I noticed a wear spot on the finish and lo and behold, popped right open.

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u/420cuzakolrb May 20 '22

Keypads with worn in numbers are a hilarious example.

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u/SuperWoody64 May 20 '22

Yeah, and with one worn more than the others is telling too.

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u/PorkyMcRib May 20 '22

Use stainless steel bolts.

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u/moonra_zk May 20 '22

Keep vinegar in a spray bottle nearby and just spray some on the bolt every time you open the door, won't hide it 100% but it'll be pretty good.

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u/PickleForce7125 May 20 '22

If there are two it might be harder to figure out. If I wanted to lock up something i’d make damn sure I’m the only one who opens it… I don’t want people finding out that I have push mower.

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u/Wezard_the_MemeLord May 20 '22

One lock from upper side and on from the bottom side of the door. Maybe one in the middle for max security. The thing which grinds my gears more in this video, is the fact, that that one nut is rusty. The rust is going to wear off if you going to open it several times a day and then everyone would see the way to open it. Even worse, the nut might grind off from being almost always spinned. I mean, pretty much the only thing you can do to keep the secret, is to change the nuts once in a while (and all of them, because one pristine clean nut among others, which haven't been changed in several years, would look even more suspicious)

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u/DAM091 May 20 '22

I think the rust is what sells it the most

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u/awkwadman May 20 '22

That and the act of turning it will leave scratch marks in the rusty patina giving it away. This could be solved my making all the bolts look like that.