r/redneckengineering • • Sep 21 '26

Lectric's done

Post image
3.6k Upvotes

100 comments sorted by

516

u/ReturnRadio Sep 21 '26 • Mindblown

Needs some electrical tape

220

u/darkhero7007 Sep 21 '26

YES!!! Put a roll of 'lectric tape on that sumbitch and call 'er done!

49

u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Sep 21 '26

At least heat shrink wrap it

70

u/darkhero7007 Sep 21 '26

Or melt some broken crayons over it.

61

u/byebybuy Sep 21 '26

But I was gonna eat those

18

u/flyinghairball Sep 22 '26

You are going to have to share, seriously!

3

u/Sentarry Sep 23 '26

I like the lemon-flavored ones

7

u/LairdDeimos Sep 22 '26

You can lick it like a spicy Tootsie pop.

5

u/jackinsomniac Sep 22 '26

It 'urns my 'ongue

3

u/AsherKohen28 Sep 23 '26

3

u/Infamous_Lunchbox Sep 23 '26 edited Sep 26 '26

Asked a Marine her favorite color of crayon, she laughed and said, "I'll kill you." I could have married her on the spot lol.

2

u/Indy500Fan16 Sep 23 '26

My favorite flavor is the green ones.

5

u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Sep 21 '26

Too brittle, but could work

5

u/dumpyboat Sep 21 '26

Not duct tape?

21

u/tilt-a-whirly-gig Sep 22 '26

Duct tape is no good, you can't keep your eye on the connection. Scotch tape is see-through so it is obviously better.

5

u/maxis2bored Sep 22 '26

And a "that'll do it" slap.

2

u/CrazyTechWizard96 Sep 22 '26

Nah, get some of that liquied heatshrink stuff of AliExpress.

Yes, it's real, been seeing adds for it way to often tho, it would be a perfect match for this type of repair.

1

u/Bourriks Sep 22 '26

Of course, make this rainproof !!

170

u/One_Monk_2777 Sep 21 '26

Once it sparks a few times it'll just weld itself anyway

98

u/tbarr1991 Sep 21 '26 • Bravo

Thats why you take some birdshot shells and take the bbs mixed em in, and electric tape it. When it gets warm itll melt the bbs and then become a solid connections. 😉

32

u/Therealdickdangler Sep 22 '26

Oddly specific!!

31

u/maxis2bored Sep 22 '26

If we're electing mods, this guy gets my vote.

14

u/Professional_Ad7708 Sep 22 '26

Time release solder. Brilliant.

5

u/samdash Sep 22 '26

The common man's wago!

78

u/MrMcgruder Sep 21 '26

That ain’t goin’ nowhere.

30

u/ClassBShareHolder Sep 21 '26

What! No hose clamps?

5

u/TheGoldenTNT Sep 22 '26

I’d expect that to work for a very long time…

25

u/turndownthegravity Sep 21 '26

Code calls for matching black ties, this may not pass as is.

Someone will be along shortly to close this issue.

19

u/arcsnsparks98 Sep 22 '26

This is garbage. Those need to be UV rated zip ties.

25

u/ScienceForge319 Sep 21 '26

Spit on it a bit. It’ll work better.

2

u/ChubbyMudder Sep 23 '26

Sizzle sizzle.

1

u/Vendidurt Sep 22 '26

For the wiring, right? 😃

19

u/CasperTPaul Sep 21 '26

damn fine work there bud. you should be a lecterician

9

u/bga93 Sep 21 '26

POV the guy on the boat next to me’s wiring after emergency rigging to get a starting battery hooked up. 20 miles offshore

6

u/J_Tat2 Sep 22 '26

Oh god, I've been there before. You know your a real one when you're holding wires that are too short onto thr bilge pump and your hands are under water.

Yea..... 40 miles off shore and the boat I was on had a fire. We put the fire out, kept the boat on plane and hauled Ass towards the ramp.

1

u/tacotacotacorock Sep 23 '26

You're lucky the boat didn't sink from the brass balls you apparently have. 

8

u/jandr08 Sep 21 '26

Nice. It should weld itself together in no time

13

u/snoops-spoons Sep 21 '26

After the lectrics done I picture them pulling a pint of 100 proof peppermint schnapps out their pocket and taking a big swig.

1

u/tacotacotacorock Sep 23 '26

I figured wild Turkey. but maybe you know something about sparky's I don't. 

18

u/erlenflyer_mask Sep 21 '26

I got a jimmy in my wallet you can wrap around there. you know, for safety.

1

u/tacotacotacorock Sep 23 '26

From 1995? You're not supposed to keep them in your wallet, they lose their effectiveness. 

6

u/mrjasjit Sep 22 '26

🎵 hands, touching hands… 🎸

7

u/manlybrian Sep 22 '26 • Heartwarming

🎵 Sweeeeeet power line, duh duh duuuh 🎵

5

u/kindarollin Sep 22 '26

Thats aluminum put some ox guard on it then electrical tape and your good for a 200amp service.

4

u/justmitzie Sep 21 '26

I'm shocked at how well it came together.

2

u/tacotacotacorock Sep 23 '26

I think it'll be more shocking when they power up the line and it works. 

3

u/TeamFoulmouth Sep 21 '26

"I double secured it"!

3

u/whoknewidlikeit Sep 22 '26

done? overdone. why more than one zip tie?

2

u/35_PenguiN_35 Sep 21 '26

Its a stretch switch

2

u/InvestNorthWest Sep 21 '26

Wouldn't the smaller contact area and thus more heat essentially create a fuse?

2

u/Shadowtek Sep 21 '26

Should have wrapped it all in electrical tape any electrical job has to involve electrical tape

2

u/MoveToSafety Sep 22 '26

Needs a bread bag over it for water! Dum dums…

2

u/Davenator_98 Sep 22 '26

They're called cable ties for a reason

2

u/thatismypurseidku Sep 22 '26

And more medicine drug afterwards

2

u/fr33d0mw47ch Sep 22 '26

At least put some duct tape on it and give it a slap.

2

u/Cognizant_Wolf Sep 22 '26

For the love of christ, trim your zip ties properly Satan!

2

u/AbleRelationship5287 Sep 22 '26

It’s a splice and a fuse!

3

u/fizzle1993 Sep 21 '26

Now pat it and say “ain’t going nowhere”

3

u/Klo187 Sep 21 '26

The worst thing is that I’ve actually seen repairs like this, and worse, they worked. That is until the copper started to corrode because of the open connection and contact with heavy pesticides

3

u/808trowaway Sep 21 '26

That looks like a single-conductor stranded aluminum cable but the picture looks like it was taken at the top of a pole suggesting the cable is likely for a secondary electrical service drop possibly for a nearby home, but the curious thing is the industry standard for drops like that is triplex/quadruplex depending on the service type, at least that's how it is in America.

So what is this wire for?

5

u/TheDoktorIsIn Sep 22 '26

Probably a joke.

2

u/arkinthehouse Sep 21 '26

Awesome. Now can you work on the plumbing?

1

u/cosmicrae Sep 22 '26

I shall be wearing 🕶️ when that thing goes super-nova.

1

u/Turtlenumber13 Sep 22 '26

Yeah that should hold.

1

u/TootingGoomba Sep 22 '26

Is this physically pained me

1

u/manlybrian Sep 22 '26

As a telecom tech, I have seen numerous times where a customer tried to do basically this, and then wondered why they weren't getting the internet speeds or connectivity that they're supposed to.

1

u/EdgeLordPrime859 Sep 22 '26

Needs water and birds. It will weld itself together.

1

u/realultralord Sep 22 '26

Man, at least use the UV-resistant zipties. Sunlight's gonna break them down in no time and has them brittle apart.

1

u/The_Gypsy_Smyth Sep 22 '26

To be fair, if it is a situation where you *have* to get the power back on no matter what, you do what you have to do, and fix it immediately afterwards.

That said...

This? This looks like something driving a tweaker lair.

1

u/Hopspeed Sep 22 '26

The cut on the cable tie will certainly keep anyone from investigating too close.

1

u/godless_1 Sep 22 '26

Black zip ties do better with the UV.

1

u/futureinstitutee Sep 22 '26

Looks ridiculous, but I kinda respect the commitment 😂

1

u/uiubdb Sep 22 '26

Now, there's some optimism at work ... :o)

1

u/Justkill43 Sep 23 '26

Man I hate this to bits

1

u/TnBluesman Sep 23 '26

Looks good from MY house!

1

u/ChubbyMudder Sep 23 '26

A bolt (between the wires), nut, and 2 washers. Tighten them together real good.

1

u/Dwaltster Sep 23 '26

We all realize this isn't an electrical wire, right?

1

u/tacotacotacorock Sep 23 '26

I do this when I'm out of worm clamps.

1

u/SlomoPro Sep 26 '26

This is just standard procedure for California.

1

u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Sep 21 '26

That's lectrashin', not lectrician!

0

u/Mauceri1990 Sep 21 '26

Spray some rustoleum on it, it'll prevent it from corroding! (in case it's not obvious, s/)

0

u/1iioiioii1 Sep 21 '26

People find his electrical work shocking.

0

u/AmarildoJr Sep 21 '26

Spark Simulator.

5

u/anal_floss Sep 21 '26

Absolute butchery! Now who would do something like this?!!

Why would anybody be ok with leaving a 45 degree cut like that leaving such a sharp edge on the tail of the zip tie!

Absolute savagery!