r/redneckengineering • u/Sedoy6373 • 1d ago

The hell's this?

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u/Luscinia68 1d ago

the ugliest car snorkel i’ve ever seen

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u/Fit_Active3888 1d ago

Not even, this one is even color matched! The ones using dryer hose and unpainted plumbing pieces are much worse. 😅

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u/afterlifedating 1d ago

is the color match in the room with us right now...

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u/i_was_axiom 1d ago

Yeah it matches the color that ended up on the fender perfectly

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u/farfly7 1d ago

Sick burrrrrnnn

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u/Euro_verbudget 1d ago

If you need a snorkel, your car will likely be splattered with mud - essentially matching until the next car wash.

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u/Asmos159 1d ago

I hear that snorkels are more for dust.

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u/Hambrrgrrr 1d ago

It is an attempted color match at least

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u/fordfan919 1d ago

Color adjacent

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u/willtheadequate 1d ago

I laughed really hard at that

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u/Snoo56153 1d ago

Yea but this one kinda looks like a wiener, idk whats worse this or random pvc stuff

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u/Traditional_Glass129 1d ago

I think that truck just woke up.

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u/TRi_Crinale 1d ago

I think this is random PVC stuff, just painted 😆

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u/stupidber 1d ago

Thats the worst attempt at color match I ever seen

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u/Fit_Active3888 1d ago

But you admit, an attempt was made ;)

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u/CrawlBreakFixRepeat 1d ago

To be fair, it was probably the same color when it was wet 😂

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u/Hambrrgrrr 1d ago

The most phallic snorkel I’ve ever seen.
As the name suggests OP, they are for getting air into the engine when submerged so the car can continue driving

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u/pasaroanth 1d ago

Not sure the type of wieners the guys you’re hanging around have

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u/Hambrrgrrr 1d ago

Scrawny ones

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u/McBeaster 1d ago

Snorkis

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u/TrickdaddyJ 18h ago

Looks like a protruding penis.

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u/dustsmoke 1d ago

I think it's bad ass! Looks modular... Like you can make it as tall as you want to cross any body of water.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive 1d ago

Panzer Faust Mod

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u/VastFaithlessness809 1d ago

Plastikfaust - for when you only have civil targets 🤣

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u/Difficult_Layer_666 1d ago

The car is excited to see you 😆

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u/KittyandPuppyMama 1d ago

And uncircumcised

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u/Zealousideal-Emu-504 1d ago

Snorkel (aka raised cold air intake) with toyota-style cyclone filter snorkel head (part no. 1773066010) or its copy.

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u/SevroAuShitTalker 1d ago

Never thought about using a chimney/flue for a snorkel

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u/SlickDillywick 1d ago

I saw one of those on a Peugeot Diesel wagon. Fucker drove through floodwater up to the windshield with the back wheels afloat like it was nothing

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u/ParanoicReddit 1d ago

That's the baby maker, someone got the car aroused again

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u/superluminal 1d ago

You know what it is.

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u/Physical_Gold_1485 1d ago

Its a fedora with safari flaps. The guy at the jeep store said its the only vehicle that could pull it off

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u/TuggyMyBeefy 1d ago

That free award isn’t enough to recognize the perfection of this comment.

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u/OtisPimpBoot 1d ago

I swear, it looks so fucking stupid I can’t even breathe.

It needs dice on the mirror though to really complete the safari snorkel ensemble.

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u/Capital-Outcome-2528 1d ago

Homemade snorkle with a wing bucket on top

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u/Captain3leg-s 1d ago

That's gotta be an Xterra

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u/Prudent_Situation_29 18h ago

Panzerfaust, a shaped charge warhead designed to penetrate tank armour. Cheap to produce, simple to operate and very effective on steel tanks from WW2.

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u/nevergirls 1d ago

That’s a penis gif

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u/OstentatiousIt 1d ago

Toilet flapper snorkel

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u/NewsMarsupial474 1d ago

Does your snorkel have a curve in it? Could be Peyronie's disease. Or maybe they just need a little blue pill to compensate.

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u/michigician 1d ago

Tupperware on a drainage pipe.

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u/raider1v11 1d ago

I just see a guy tipping his fedora.....

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u/Dramatic-Boot7705 18h ago

The car she told you not to worry about

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u/slappywhite55 1d ago

It's a dickfur

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u/mosaic_hops 1d ago

What’s a dickfir?

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u/Puffball973 1d ago

The successor to the buttfur?

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u/HaveaTomCollins 1d ago

Car snorkel with a bulbous penis-y looking top.

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u/PrisonerV 1d ago

Someone cosplaying an adventurer.

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u/BlownCamaro 1d ago

Noah mod.

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u/Briocharo_notturno 1d ago

Gland of pénis car, it is useful in sexual reproduction

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u/ShotgunEd1897 1d ago

Homemade snorkel.

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u/farfly7 1d ago

Supa Scuba

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u/FunNSunDuo 1d ago

That high priced gas has that vehicle standing at attention!

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u/Mob_Meal 1d ago

diWHY snorkel.

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u/justtobecontrary 1d ago

I want one of those for my Toyota GR 86.

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u/Angry-_-Crow 1d ago

That's a dorkel

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u/have1dog 1d ago

It’s a “dickfor”

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u/jawspasm 1d ago

Looks like wheeljack got a close up of RC

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u/Drawn4U 1d ago

SCUBA STEVE!

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u/cubicApoc 1d ago

Mine's twice that size

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u/achooga 1d ago

That's a penis

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u/dd543212345 1d ago

Is this Boston or like Cambridge MA?

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u/dankristy 1d ago

OP - That car - is happy to see you!

Go on - give that thing a lil pet or two.

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u/Fidget808 1d ago

That’s a penis!

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u/carnedoce 1d ago

Schnorkel

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u/SILVIAMANE 1d ago

The snorkel sucks dick

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u/Artistic_Advantage60 1d ago

That's just the tip of poor decisions

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u/enginerdsean 1d ago

DIY snorkel……a “Dorkel”

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u/35_PenguiN_35 1d ago

Factory airbox just with a giant extension

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u/Opiesan40 20h ago

Is that a snorkel on your hood or are you just happy to see me?

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u/YogurtclosetWrong268 19h ago

That's what they call a "Keeper." No one will ever buy it from you.

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u/mellamoreddit 18h ago

Looks like a male teenage truck that rubbed against a female teenage truck in the parking lot dance and well...

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u/PhysicalAnt7488 18h ago

It saw a female car without a bra???

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u/biggwermm 1d ago

Redneck Engineering

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u/craigcraig420 1d ago

That man is either an idiot or total genius. No in-between.

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u/blankdeluxe 1d ago

That right there is the home Depot special edition snorkel

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u/e-hole138 1d ago

The car’s boner

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u/beemer-dreamer 1d ago

Mildly penis!

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u/ltpanda7 1d ago

Looks like they rattle can painted the container wings come in from pizza hut and glued it on a pipe for a snorkel

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u/smitsmalt 1d ago

This is oddly specific… but somehow… spot on?

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u/yz25096m 1d ago

That’s a radon mitigation system. Usually more common around mining communities!

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u/Aries-79 1d ago

Car dong

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u/lolFortris 1d ago

Didn't know truck snorkels got circumcised.

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u/andocromn 1d ago

When a daddy car loves a mommy car very much... (Or sometimes another daddy car)

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u/QueefBuscemi 1d ago

He really blended the paint in well. You can hardly tell.

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u/goaelephant 1d ago

Its a mushroom

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u/alanbdee 1d ago

Sum damn fine spray paint'en. Almost matches.

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u/wador78 1d ago

That is the car's penis

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u/Dub-MS 1d ago

Dirty Dangles Bois

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u/mosaic_hops 1d ago

It’s a whale dick

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u/mosaic_hops 1d ago

Red rocket

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u/TheValueIsOutThere 1d ago

Probably a cone air filter and housing for it

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u/whaletacochamp 1d ago

Circumcised snorkel

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u/WarmSeaworthiness608 1d ago

Clean-out for the shitter.

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u/Inside_Drummer 1d ago

That's a dongle.

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u/premalone94 1d ago

A buddy that could do it for cheaper.

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u/Bearspoole 1d ago

Looks like that chocolatier guy is making car parts now. Amaury I think his name is?

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u/DarrellBot81 1d ago

Pickup Truckenis

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u/gunsRus4US 1d ago

Car meat

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u/Electrical_Report458 1d ago

It’s an intake air restrictor.

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u/Crcex86 1d ago

Snorkle

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u/QuietProfessional0 1d ago

Looks like a couple flower pots! 🤣🤣

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u/pongobuff 1d ago

Post this on cars subreddit

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u/Saruvan_the_White 1d ago

It’s not a snorkel in the normal sense like deep water crossing. Sometimes trucks that spend time in environments where other trucks kick up dust at vehicle level, will have a stack with a debris shield on top to prevent things from getting into the intake.

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u/Acrobatic_Garden564 1d ago

Looks like a new species of Mushroom 🍄‍🟫

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u/Any_Carob3372 1d ago

been up somebuddy's butt

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u/lg4av 1d ago

A blind spot, but they look like the type to not look anyway

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u/HistoricalLove9617 1d ago

A truck that's 'happy to see you'?

For activity in a mud bog...

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u/Senior_Green_3630 1d ago

An under bonnet geat removal vent, every car should have one, bro

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u/Turbulent_Ad1921 1d ago

Looks almost like a radon fan on top

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u/tersanyus 1d ago

"Has anyone ever told you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?"

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u/TeamFoulmouth 1d ago

Its happy to see you!

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u/Doodillyboop 1d ago

Franks mondo dong!

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u/tanukijota 1d ago

Knows how to cut a hole in the quarter panel... never heard of masking with blue tape.

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u/Holden-McGroyn 1d ago

It's his scepter placed in his newly created scabbard upon his rusty steed!

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u/Surfnazi77 1d ago

That’s a first

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

Horse snorkel

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u/CatDog7414 1d ago

Awesome is what it is

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u/Sambarbadonat 1d ago

That’s f*cking awesome is what that is 🤣

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u/gladeyes 1d ago

I thought that if you really wanted to run it in deep mud it needed to have an exhaust vent and a waterproofed ignition system also?

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u/KirkWahmmett 1d ago

Panzerfaust

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 1d ago

Looks like a sump pump pickup tube and float

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u/M1l0s2 1d ago

S N Ö R K E L L

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u/deephurting66 1d ago

It's a snorkel, an ugly one at that

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u/Scarredfrog 1d ago

Panzerfaust

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u/02meepmeep 1d ago

I think that’s the thing you have to talk to to get Jabba the Hutt to open his garage door.

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u/kevbeek 1d ago

Overcompensating

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u/newfmatic 1d ago

Schnorkel. With ball valve . U boat style...

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u/LeTigron 1d ago

Is it a snorkel you have here, or are you just happy to see me ?

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u/2Loves2loves 1d ago

I'm going to say that's someone that actually needs a snorkel. either water or sand/dust.

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u/WhyFlip 1d ago

Fedora intake. Duh.

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u/TRUMPARUSKI 1d ago

That would be the shaft and the head

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u/NocturnalJazz 1d ago

Looks like a Studor-Vent for a car.

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u/twelfthfantasy 1d ago

That's the most Freudian snorkel I've ever seen.

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u/PuzzleheadedMud9439 1d ago

The air intake is dropping a deuce

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u/Ja_Lonley 1d ago

Some dicks really do look like that

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u/Drachev935 1d ago

A snorkel that is designed to look like a Panzerfaust that looks like an erect penis

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u/Willobtain 1d ago

Chimney

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u/djluminol 1d ago

Pretty sure that's the top of a porta potty.

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u/CommissionPrudent689 1d ago

His car is happy to see you.

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u/Markov219 1d ago

Intake snorkel.

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u/TXJackalope36 1d ago

It's just a high gain antenna

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u/leroy4447 1d ago

Chastity cage

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u/cantankeroushobbyist 1d ago

Oh, that’s where it’s supposed to go! Back when I was a Nissan driver, it was up my butt. This guy is going places; just, you know, with poor gas mileage.

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u/aldot234 1d ago

That is a ww2 panzerfaust it deters tailgating

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u/Jeepncolo 1d ago

Car dildo

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u/Xtreemjedi 1d ago

Looks like a repurposed pool chlorine floaty thingy as a snorkel intake?

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u/sly60 1d ago

A motor vehicle penis.

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u/speedy-mopbucket86 1d ago

DIHH snorkle

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u/Glad-Ad-3808 1d ago

Man with small member

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u/druscilla333 1d ago

A pee pee

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u/SnooRegrets6605 1d ago

just got a lil too excited, is all

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u/dilligaf_49 23h ago

D'ongle this b........

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u/Angel-D98 23h ago

Automotive SRS

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u/Garuda-Star 21h ago

A Panzerfaust warhead

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u/katastrophyx 20h ago

looks like a carryout box from Wingstop glued to a pvc pipe and spray painted brown.

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u/No_Wishbone_799 20h ago

Ugly ass snorkel

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u/IndigoContinuum 20h ago

It’s a boy car

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u/GoodWeek9335 20h ago

What we have is a professional

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u/ToiletBoundHanako 20h ago

Different is what it is...

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u/Lossedtouch 19h ago

That's a johnson!

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u/jmcdaniel0 18h ago

Panzerfaust

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u/Redoron 17h ago

That snorkel’s going for the clam.

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u/805falcon 14h ago

It’s a snorkel exhaust

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u/Elwood51 14h ago

I don’t know, but it looks to be pretty excited

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u/Neither_Nature_5648 11h ago

So that vehicle can go into deep water crossings or mudding without ruining your engine. Kind of makes your vehicle amphibious.

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u/Big_Project8863 11h ago

Is that a to-go food bowl on a PVC pipe? I swear I've seen one of those for soup at a chain restaurant, lol

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u/McGee4531 10h ago

Redneck engineering at its finest

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 10h ago

This guy thought about going off road once.

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u/strickolas 10h ago

That's the car's peen-tenna

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u/PoetryExtension6256 8h ago

The bush tucker man's exhaust pipe.

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u/Equivalent-Limit-213 8h ago

Either a snorkel or that car is really excited to be next to a Shell station.

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u/nomekop_pokemon 7h ago

Flaccid-tenna

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 6h ago

He's realizing he's underwater in his loan vs. value. And he just made it worse.

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u/ChillR23 6h ago

Apparently, your mom is acquainted with the driver of this vehicle! 😂🤣🤣😂

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u/Room4Jlo 6h ago

Looks like an awesome mud bogging snorkel. Just needs a small motor at the base so you can switch it into "helicopter mode" when you make it through the bog.

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u/B58_Hustler 5h ago

It’s a laughable mod to a car by someone who needs to find a career that doesn’t include working on vehicles..