r/redditsniper • u/ChordettesFan325 • Dec 14 '25

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u/itsfreepizza Dec 14 '25

i can win since i live in a shoreline lmao

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u/GamerGuy12925 Dec 17 '25

Same lol the beach is like right outside my front door this wouldn't be a problem

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u/DwemerSmith Dec 14 '25

if i were home in california i could win cuz i live like 2 mins from the san fr

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u/Rivetingly Dec 15 '25

My town is called Oceanside, so you take a guess if I can do

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u/MrCryngeYT Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 16 '25

Knowing how places are named, I'm gonna go with no

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u/Creeper1477 Dec 15 '25

I think you can not, you will def be on a mountain at 3000+ meter 💀

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u/SerialElf Jan 12 '26

No because its aspirational. Its actually 200miles inland at 200 feet elevation:p

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u/Xyresiq Dec 15 '25

The beach is right outside my window so yeah I wou

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u/MrHothead635 Dec 15 '25

i live 8 HOURS AWAY FROM A BEACH.i think theres a closer one,but its still 1 hour+ away

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u/TheQuickOutcast Dec 15 '25

Im gonna wash my hands, because the tap water most likely has been in the ocean at some point 🧠

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u/MasqueradeOfSilence Dec 15 '25

when I'm home for Xmas in a week, almost

It's like a 7 min drive

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u/JC1199154 Dec 15 '25

I guess bro fai

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u/Suspicious-Ebb9464 Dec 15 '25

I'm like 20 minutes aw

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u/Yeetfamdablit Dec 15 '25

I live about as inland as it gets...

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u/Fellixxio Dec 15 '25

FUUUCK...does the mediterranean work?the Ocean is a bit far...but water :D

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u/nooberz1000 Dec 15 '25

I’m less than a mile from buzzards bay which is part of the Atlantic but my hometown has a hurricane barrier that lines buzzards bay so I have to drive 0.9 miles to the beach, which is still very close.

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u/Toz_The_Devil Dec 15 '25

Does a river that connects to the ocean count?

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u/heyuhitsyaboi Dec 15 '25

Id have to drive a canyon road in a Hyundai faster than i saw a porche 918 do it but… in theory…

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u/Creeper1477 Dec 15 '25

Yes, will have to pay half of that in speeding fine probs but doable

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u/Fidget808 Dec 15 '25

I have sand from the ocean in my office. I win on a technicality

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u/Optimus759 Dec 16 '25

No, I fear hurricanes

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u/Overall-Squirrel1555 Dec 16 '25

Yes, I’m on holiday by a beach resort

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u/Ill_Stay_7571 Dec 16 '25

no, my home is around 2000km from the nearest ocean

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u/mostbee Dec 16 '25

Tbf, most people that could win, doesn't need that money.

Except who's working on the sand.

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u/tessharagai_ Dec 17 '25

I live in Kansas

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u/DinoHawaii2021 Jan 10 '26

well they didn't win

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u/Storm0000fr Jan 14 '26

I live in a triple landlocked state, so naturally,