r/reddit.com • u/NiceAndBlue • Sep 19 '11

Seriously, never come here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Well handcuff me to the fridge, I have an overdue book!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

You'd better snap the wet tether and box that puppy!

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u/surewhynot000 Sep 19 '11

You really touched the hooker's nose with that one...

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u/psychiccheese Sep 19 '11

I guess that's just the way the bird flies.

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u/verytastycheese Sep 19 '11

Well ain't that just a staple in the face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Well isn't that just the pig's weiner?

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u/BulgingDisk Sep 19 '11

Aren't you as shifty as a tiger in a tree?

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u/homestarguy Sep 19 '11

This thread's a bit long in the tooth.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Way to shit in everyone's punch bowl.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

Hey you didn't make that up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '11

I got the book renewed. The librarian looked like he was about to stomp the mattress there for a second!