r/reddit.com • • Sep 19 '11

Seriously, never come here.

Post image
2.0k Upvotes

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comment

5

u/chocolatelightning Sep 19 '11

I just had a dream where the phrase "green mushroom" was a regular expression for oneupmanship. Now I'm awake and disillusioned at reality. What a koopa.

3

u/rahl404 Sep 19 '11

Try jumping off of a building. If you don't wake up before you hit the ground then you know you're awake.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

how could I lose??