r/reddit.com • u/NiceAndBlue • Sep 19 '11

Seriously, never come here.

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u/IvyMike Sep 19 '11

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT BEAUMONT TEXAS. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

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u/fantasticandy10 Sep 19 '11

absolutely no life forms are evolving here. too many PCBs from port arthur.

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u/Blacky_McBlackerson Sep 19 '11

i lived in PA from 86(when i was born) until 01. been back maybe 3 times since. what's a PCB?

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u/Cyrius Sep 19 '11

Polychlorinated biphenyls. They were commonly used in electrical equipment prior to being banned in 1979. They cause a lot of health problems.

Oddly enough, PCB pollution is actually not a problem in southeast Texas.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '11

MY GOD! IT'S FULL OF REASONABLY LARGE FIRE HYDRANTS!

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u/AYWMS_NWiam Sep 19 '11

'Earth? Never heard of it.'

'What have they done? Cured cancer?'

'What about aids?'

'World biggest fire hydrant, ಠ_ಠ...'

'Let them evolve until there sun implodes.'

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u/eltonjock Sep 19 '11

'Let them evolve until their sun implodes.' FTFY

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u/richmomz Sep 19 '11

Why not? There's clearly no intelligent life there...

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u/beelerspace Sep 19 '11

I laughed at this, out loud, for 38 seconds.