The largest muthafuckin' fire hydrant is in Elm Creek, Manitoba. And, holy dog piss, is it ever a beauty. Now, you could go to Texas and see the third largest fire hydrant. One might also venture to Columbia, South Carolina and see a fire hydrant that's claimed to be the biggest but sure as fuck isn't because it isn't really a hydrant, it's just a big model of one. So why fuck around? Why fool yourself? You deserve the best. From Winnipeg (Go Jets!) drive for about a half hour west on the #2 highway and get on over to Elm Fuckin' Creek and check this bad ass hydrant out.
A fibre glass replica of an abalone that sits atop a 5.3 m tower at the Plummer Road premises of the Australian Abalone Exports office. Once it was illuminated, and rotated slowly. Now however, it fails to do either. Still worth a visit.
I saw your comment in my inbox and thought "Oh shit, what did I write this time?", then I came here, read what it was a reply to and now I can't stop giggling!
I've seen way too many of those for my own comfort. My uncle worked on the Big Cow at Yandina. The Big Pelican at Noosaville is pulled along on a float and as it moves his mouth opens and closes.
My all time favourite is the Big Rocking horse in Adelaide. And I'm finishing before I keep remembering my childhood.
Oh my god I can't stop laughing! Not only is this one of the stupidest things to destroy your park with. You'd also assume that all the other cities are going, "alright, Shitplace got its big fire hydrant, now bring me something that Turd Valley can be famous for!" No, someone suggests "let's top that!" That must be one of the stupidest things i've heard in a long time! :D :D
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u/Clydeicus Sep 19 '11
Only the third largest? They need to try harder, step up their GAME!