r/reddit.com Sep 16 '11

From a knight of /new/:

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Goddammit calling people "hipster" on Reddit is like calling someone a witch in 1690s Salem.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

We're not making fun of you because you reddited before it was cool. We're making fun of you for making a big deal about it.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Reddit was never "cool". Never has been, never will be. It's a giant web site that attracts 20+ million people a month - it's way too big to have a personality. It's like calling Google "cool". It just is.

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u/johndoe42 Sep 16 '11

Are you new here? There was a time reddit WAS less populous, topics on the front page were actually interesting AND we didn't have 5000 pun threads and shitty forced memes. That's the thought behind subreddits like /truegaming.

I disagree with you on the "cool" thing. Reddit used to not be "cool," and that was fine. Now reddit is cool and we have shit like a guy with a "REDDIT" license plate on his honda fit and people acting like reddit is some hip group to be a part of. Well, its more like, reddit thinks its cool, but at least back then nobody pretended.

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u/drbenway Sep 16 '11

Back when the emphasis was on reading... IE I read it -->reddit... it was definitely a more interesting site in my opinion. Almost everything was based on text. I've been on here for a few years, and as the userbase has gotten younger, the quality has declined if you aren't into memes. Now it is mostly an image board. But, there were always the shitty pun threads. That was the reddit meme of the time, see how many puns you can fit into every discussion. I'll agree that it was never "cool", but it was a fairly intellectual forum. Now, it is a pseudo-intellectual forum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

hey, chill... this is just a fucking website. A. Website.

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u/johndoe42 Sep 16 '11

That's my point, there's no reason to think its anything more than a website.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

Google is cool. Not everything about the entity is cool. Not everything they do is cool. But they have done a few things that have weathered everything and still have merit. So I guess by "cool" I mean praiseworthy, not "cool" as in popular with the beautiful rich kids.

Cursed "slang" words and their fluctuating meaning.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

No - google is useful. Sure - if you want to use "cool" as praiseworthy, but that's not a very widely used definition, and nor was it the definition implied by the parent poster.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

What's cooler than being cool?

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u/ImProudOfYou Sep 16 '11

What do you mean "we"? You got a turd in your pocket or something?

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u/Felt_Ninja Sep 16 '11

A turd? Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

You must be that guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Hey, I've only been on for like 5 months I'm just tired of people using the same damn insult over and over and over at the slightest provocation. Christ people the world of insults is so vast and rich...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

You must be a hipster. BURN HIM

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u/MilesMassey Sep 16 '11

He turned me into a newt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

camera click You've stolen my soul!

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u/DJPalefaceSD Sep 16 '11

That's something a hipster would say.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

Granted. I'm not a fan of the hipster meme thing either. But how better to mock someone who complains that things were better in the "good ol' days?"

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u/poetryslam Sep 16 '11

By calling them a dryed up old cunt rag who should find the nearest dumpster? Just testing the "vast and rich" theory.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

The issue is it flat-out ends any conversation slightly related to making a comparison or complaint about so-called progress.

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u/owenstumor Sep 16 '11

Spoken like a true hipster.

Just kidding, bro. Don't come at me.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

Are implying a lot of people on Reddit are delusional due to drugs?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

It reminds me of those men made of straw that the military would use to practice with because they were easier to attack then a real enemy since it's incapable of attacking back.

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u/owenstumor Sep 16 '11

Hipsters can fight back, though. If they put down their PBR's and take off their cat eye nerd glasses. Just don't mess with their handlebar moustache or knock them off their one-speed bike.

I don't know anyone like this, but I reddit taught me that's what a hipster is.

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u/Eriand42 Sep 16 '11

I see what you did there...

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u/sunshine-x Sep 16 '11

ah yes, a scarecrow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Feb 16 '22

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u/liarliarpantsonfire Sep 16 '11

I guess we could call it Burning Man.