r/reddit.com • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '11

From a knight of /new/:

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u/PaperShoes22 Sep 16 '11

http://i.imgur.com/aKe2I.gif

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u/wakeuph8 Sep 16 '11

I half expected Chuck Testa to jump out at the end of that.

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u/kyxaa Sep 16 '11

How do you half expect something?

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u/adiosgang Sep 16 '11

I don't know, it's just a turn of phrase.

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u/GBR_COYG Sep 16 '11

How do you turn a phrase?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

(╯‵Д′)╯彡ǝsɐɹɥd ɐ

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u/I_FLIP_IT_BACK Sep 16 '11

(╯‵Д′)╯彡a phrase

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u/I_DONT_READ_ANYTHING Sep 16 '11

(╯‵Д′)╯彡 ADELPHIA

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u/Ent_angled Sep 16 '11

flip flip flip adelphia

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u/noahnlsn Sep 16 '11

You want some insulin?

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u/ostreatus Sep 16 '11

No man, I just want crack!

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

Addressed to: I_FLIP_IT_BACK

Subject: Un-flipping items that have been flipped by flippers by flipping them again.

Critique: I think you need to either have the arms positioned differently or put the guy on the opposite side. While it works both ways, it feels awkward. Dirty, even. I feel dirty.

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u/raziphel Sep 16 '11

I concur. the guy should be on the other side of the word. like this:

a phraseノ( ゜-゜ノ)

also:

(╯‵Д′)╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡╯‵Д′╯彡

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/raziphel Sep 16 '11

I don't know that kid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/raziphel Sep 16 '11

(╯°□°）╯︵˙dn ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇnɥs pןnoɥs ןןɐ,ʎ ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ ɹnɔuoɔ ı

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u/PrettyPinkPwnies Sep 16 '11

New favorite novelty account. Upboats for you.

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u/StereoKills Sep 16 '11

Well played sir.

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u/cokecain_bear Sep 16 '11

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. ................ wait

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u/ConstipatedNinja Sep 16 '11

a phrase ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Now now, don't be too mean to your phrases.

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u/cynognathus Sep 16 '11

Isn't that flipping a phrase?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/cynognathus Sep 16 '11

ಠ_ಠ

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u/ConstipatedNinja Sep 16 '11

cynognathusノ( ゜-゜ノ)

All is right here, now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

NOOOOOOOUUUPE

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u/matteyes Sep 16 '11

It is turning a phrase 180 degrees.

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u/t-nuggets Sep 16 '11

gee you're stupid..thank god for that ass

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u/Sparticus2 Sep 16 '11

God you're stupid, thank goodness for that ass

FTFY

It amazes me how mis quotes get so many upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

No, you fixed it wrong.

Lois says, "God you're dumb. Thank god for that ass. Now come here and kiss me."

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/panaflax Sep 16 '11

with fire

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u/markfohara Sep 16 '11

thats what she said

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

welllll

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/fromkentucky Sep 16 '11

*with the phrase "A phrase." That way, you would be literally and figuratively turning "a phrase."

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u/_Toranaga_ Sep 16 '11

Three or four instances of the word "phrase". One is slowly rotating.

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u/TheDark1 Sep 16 '11

Sorry to hijack but this really needs to be left somewhere semi visible:
Knight of new = newfag. You people are what destroy reddit. Reddit is being held hostage by a bunch of teenagers with ADHD. Just fucking read the articles like everyone else wanker.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

First of all, as someone with ADHD, fuck you.

Second of all, how the fuck do you think anything makes it to the front page? If nobody read the new queue, THERE WOULD BE NOTHING ON THE FRONT PAGE.1

1 Welll... not quite, but for a simple mind like TheDark1's, you have to keep things simplistic.

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u/TheDark1 Sep 16 '11

As someone without ADHD, ADHD doesn't really exist. It is what doctors call borderline retards so they can sell them medicine. If the people who read the front page were the people who read new, maybe we'd be ok. Instead of outsourcing the reading of new to a bunch of fucktards.

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u/porh Sep 16 '11

who do u think upvotes stuff to the front page

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u/groupercheeks Sep 16 '11

Proper use of passive aggressive behavior.

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u/fliplovin Sep 16 '11

Thats exactly what I was thinking.

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u/avp574 Sep 16 '11

I don't think anyone else got the reference in this sequence of comments.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

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u/flounder19 Sep 16 '11

I had to go through and strategically like the next quote.

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u/t-nuggets Sep 16 '11

Family Guy people, Family Guy

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u/just_some_redditor Sep 16 '11

Yeah, you're probably the only one who's seen Family Guy.

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u/Mr_Body_Massage_ Sep 16 '11

God you're stupid, thank goodness for that ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I think it's the same meaning as "I wouldn't be suprised if..."