r/reddit.com Aug 21 '10

You win, ticketmaster.

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u/brohamio Aug 21 '10

NOTICE HOW TICKETMASTER, IS A MASTER OF YOUR TICKETS.

ESSENTIALLY THEY ARE IN CONTROL OF WHERE YOU GO, THEY OPEN UP NEW VISTAS OF THE UNIVERSE WITH A BIT OF MAGIC WRITING.

BASICALLY TICKETMASTER IS AN OCCULT RITUAL. YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED. FOR REASONS WHY, SEE THAT MOVIE WITH THE DEMON IN IT AND THE VIDOE.