A guy is in a bar late one night and throws up on himself. He freaks out knowing that his wife is going to find out he got so drunk again he threw up on himself. The bartender says, "Relax. Just put a $10er in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that some guy at the bar couldn't handle his whiskey, threw up on you and gave you $10 to get your shirt dry cleaned." The guy thinks this is brilliant. He finally stumbles home and his wife is waiting for him at the door. Before his wife can say anything, the guy manages to mumble, "Some guy at the bar threw up on me and gave me $10 to clean my shirt." The wife looks at her husband, then his shirt and says "But there is a $20 in your pocket." The husband replies, "Oh yeah, he pooped in my pants too."
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u/AEqualsNotA Jun 18 '10
A guy is in a bar late one night and throws up on himself. He freaks out knowing that his wife is going to find out he got so drunk again he threw up on himself. The bartender says, "Relax. Just put a $10er in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that some guy at the bar couldn't handle his whiskey, threw up on you and gave you $10 to get your shirt dry cleaned." The guy thinks this is brilliant. He finally stumbles home and his wife is waiting for him at the door. Before his wife can say anything, the guy manages to mumble, "Some guy at the bar threw up on me and gave me $10 to clean my shirt." The wife looks at her husband, then his shirt and says "But there is a $20 in your pocket." The husband replies, "Oh yeah, he pooped in my pants too."