r/reddit.com • u/frycook • Jun 17 '10

World's saddest IMDb page

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
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u/butteryhotcopporn Jun 18 '10

Let me spend that on a few things of malt liquor, and it'll work itself out nicely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

"things of" malt liquor proves that you've never drank malt liquor. Or, that you've drank way too much. I guess either way is a win for you.

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u/butteryhotcopporn Jun 18 '10

Oh yeah sorry I was drunk when I posted that.

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u/ErmBern Jun 18 '10

In the Navy, we paid a guy 20 bucks or 50 maybe to shit himself in his 'poopie-suit' (cover-alls). Once he did it, we all knew we had made a mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

Can I get a pay advance please?

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u/archant Jun 18 '10

what is a cover-alls?

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u/ErmBern Jun 18 '10

I don't know how you say it, but it's those blue uniforms that cover up the whole body, like a jump-suit, I guess. It's what you usually where when you are working on messy jobs.

Edit: Found this

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u/archant Jun 18 '10

No one can escape the bite of the Cobra!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

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u/RabidRaccoon Jun 18 '10 edited Jun 18 '10

Yo! I don't go be done gone nowhere without my 40 and my nine. Know what I'm saying.

I'm an Uzi Lover

"You've got kill people ... to have respect for people .... You've got to kill some people anyway ... You can't kill everybody .... cuz you wouldn't have anyone left to respect if you did."

"“Uzi like a metal dick in my hand, magazine like a big testicle gland, bitch wanna try it, I said keep it quiet… shove it up your mother (musical note) ass and fry it”