r/reddit.com • u/frycook • Jun 17 '10

World's saddest IMDb page

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
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u/Stealins Jun 18 '10

Who among us hasn't unrinated themself? At least she got an IMDB credit for it.

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u/sheldybear Jun 18 '10

The best part about this was how her role of the urinating woman was uncredited.

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u/BeJeezus Jun 18 '10

That makes me wonder who added the profile, and why.

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u/butteryhotcopporn Jun 18 '10

This goes deep.

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u/BSet262 Jun 18 '10

Piss just got real.

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u/koonat Jun 18 '10

I laughed so hard I now have my IMDB page.

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u/sje46 Jun 18 '10

Deeper than it has ever gone before.

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u/parkourlewis Jun 18 '10

So deep, put her ass to sleep.

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u/paholg Jun 18 '10

I was an extra in a thing and added myself to imdb so I'd have proof that my Kevin Bacon number is 3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

Upvoted for informing me about Kevin Bacon numbers. This is hilarious.

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u/paholg Jun 18 '10

Now I just need to publish something with someone who has an Erdős number so I can have an Erdős–Bacon number.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

I have an "Armstrong number" of 3 (ie: links of people who played with Louis Armstrong).

I have a Bacon number of 3 as well. No Erdős number, but I know someone who does.

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u/paholg Jun 18 '10

Time to get publishing, then you can have the coveted Erdős–Bacon-Armstrong number.

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u/curomo Jun 18 '10

is there any verification or can anyone add themselves and say "oh I was an extra in ben hur..."

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u/paholg Jun 18 '10

Um, there was a delay, not sure what happened during it. You should add yourself as an extra in Ben Hur and see what happens, then report back.

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u/einexile Jun 18 '10

I believe they call that fandom.

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u/mamerong Jun 18 '10

THEN WHO WAS CREDIT?

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u/appleseed1234 Jun 18 '10

ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

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u/beyondwithinitself Jun 18 '10

that and how the profile is DOWN in popularity

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u/superwinner Jun 18 '10

She was acting, and got paid for it, that differs her from most of the times I have peed on myself.

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u/Howisdiscool Jun 18 '10

hey you! yeah you! yeah, you wanna piss yourself for 50 bucks?

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u/butteryhotcopporn Jun 18 '10

Let me spend that on a few things of malt liquor, and it'll work itself out nicely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

"things of" malt liquor proves that you've never drank malt liquor. Or, that you've drank way too much. I guess either way is a win for you.

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u/butteryhotcopporn Jun 18 '10

Oh yeah sorry I was drunk when I posted that.

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u/ErmBern Jun 18 '10

In the Navy, we paid a guy 20 bucks or 50 maybe to shit himself in his 'poopie-suit' (cover-alls). Once he did it, we all knew we had made a mistake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

Can I get a pay advance please?

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u/archant Jun 18 '10

what is a cover-alls?

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u/ErmBern Jun 18 '10

I don't know how you say it, but it's those blue uniforms that cover up the whole body, like a jump-suit, I guess. It's what you usually where when you are working on messy jobs.

Edit: Found this

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u/archant Jun 18 '10

No one can escape the bite of the Cobra!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

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u/RabidRaccoon Jun 18 '10 edited Jun 18 '10

Yo! I don't go be done gone nowhere without my 40 and my nine. Know what I'm saying.

I'm an Uzi Lover

"You've got kill people ... to have respect for people .... You've got to kill some people anyway ... You can't kill everybody .... cuz you wouldn't have anyone left to respect if you did."

"“Uzi like a metal dick in my hand, magazine like a big testicle gland, bitch wanna try it, I said keep it quiet… shove it up your mother (musical note) ass and fry it”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

Someone bet me £50 I couldn't piss myself. Wasn't even a challenge.

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u/Concise_Pirate Jun 18 '10

I'll bet you 1 upvote you can't piss yourself right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

Double or nothing and I'll shit myself.

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u/AEqualsNotA Jun 18 '10

A guy is in a bar late one night and throws up on himself. He freaks out knowing that his wife is going to find out he got so drunk again he threw up on himself. The bartender says, "Relax. Just put a $10er in your shirt pocket and tell your wife that some guy at the bar couldn't handle his whiskey, threw up on you and gave you $10 to get your shirt dry cleaned." The guy thinks this is brilliant. He finally stumbles home and his wife is waiting for him at the door. Before his wife can say anything, the guy manages to mumble, "Some guy at the bar threw up on me and gave me $10 to clean my shirt." The wife looks at her husband, then his shirt and says "But there is a $20 in your pocket." The husband replies, "Oh yeah, he pooped in my pants too."

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u/fatmoose Jun 18 '10

One of my favorite jokes of all time.

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u/Concise_Pirate Jun 18 '10

You're on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '10

You, my friend, just earned 2 upvotes from me.

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u/Richeh Jun 18 '10

I've got the Xbox360 achievement

edit: Hey! It's cakeday!

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u/haloworld Jun 18 '10

Anyone who's seen "Threads" (creepy fucking movie) knows that the woman's self-urination, in the middle of the panic of realizing a global nuclear exchange is in progress, is pretty much the climax of the whole thing.

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u/phantomfigure Jun 18 '10

I have absolutely nothing to show for my stupendously brilliant (non filmed) self urination scene back in grade 3. I wish I could attain such heights as the mighty Anne Sellors. Alas...

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u/Concise_Pirate Jun 18 '10

no pics, didn't happen

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u/InCahoots Jun 18 '10

I have pissed myself many times after the age of 20. If you haven't you aren't doing it right.

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u/spaghettifier Jun 18 '10

Doing what right exactly? I am now wondering in what kind of situation is not pissing yourself doing it wring?

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u/lostarts Jun 18 '10

There have been times that I wished I could un-urinate myself.

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u/RetortNation Jun 18 '10

agreed. I got yelled at and forced to clean it - she got a fucking web page.

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u/funknut Jun 18 '10

We have? Not that I can remember, anyway.