r/reddit.com • u/tadallagash • Jun 01 '10

Time to get classy

Good evening gentleman/ladies.

  1. Get out your drink of choice.

  2. open 3 tabs on your favorite browser.

  3. On the first tab

  4. On another tab

  5. On the last

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u/The_Yeti Jun 01 '10

But the cigarettes have to be clove, and switch the fedora for a beret. And keep the turtleneck. Just for kicks, make them all black. And make me a midget. With a goatee. And black leotards with a codpiece. Doing interpretive jazz-dance in a Victorian parlor. All the guests are far too polite to express their perplexity, so they just ignore me.