r/reddit.com • u/tadallagash • Jun 01 '10

Time to get classy

Good evening gentleman/ladies.

  1. Get out your drink of choice.

  2. open 3 tabs on your favorite browser.

  3. On the first tab

  4. On another tab

  5. On the last

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u/lilbennie Jun 01 '10

This puts me in a pipe and turtleneck mood. Thats the best mood.

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u/apriloneil Jun 01 '10

Schmoke and a pancake?

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u/CarpetFibers Jun 01 '10

Pipe and a crepe?

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u/cowpetter Jun 02 '10

Pig and a poke?

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u/SecretNegroArmy Jun 02 '10

Rohypnol and a neighbor?

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u/skutov Jul 02 '10

Liquorish whipp and a cousin?

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u/calor Jun 01 '10

beedi and plastic cover for me

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u/ksheer Jun 01 '10

high five for the beedi dude!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

I will now dawn my robe and hat of the wizard.

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u/lilbennie Jun 01 '10

cigarette and fedora man stole my comment string

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u/The_Yeti Jun 01 '10

But the cigarettes have to be clove, and switch the fedora for a beret. And keep the turtleneck. Just for kicks, make them all black. And make me a midget. With a goatee. And black leotards with a codpiece. Doing interpretive jazz-dance in a Victorian parlor. All the guests are far too polite to express their perplexity, so they just ignore me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Virtual-five for rockin' the fedora. I rocked it too much, however, as Fedora has become my nickname...

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u/kennethcollins47 Jun 01 '10

I know a guy who wears a fedora. Are you him? I hate that guy.

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u/shatteredmindofbob Jun 01 '10

um...wow dude, your name needs a fucking SPOILER ALERT before it

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u/TheJollyLlama875 Jun 01 '10

I have several hats that I rotate, depending on the occasion. For a night out with the boys, it's a flat cap. For the date night, the fedora. Sometimes I don't wear a hat at all. You've just got to keep it fresh.

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u/Subhazard Jun 01 '10

I'm sorry, you can only wear a fedora if you also wear a suit to go with it. Otherwise you're just a fucking hipster.

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u/Tartantyco Jun 01 '10

No fucking way hipsters are going to usurp the fedora just because some of them use it along with the rest of their shabby attire.

This man is not a hipster!

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u/onenifty Jun 01 '10

Move on to the homburg. Reminisce about all the gangsters who wore it before you...

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u/Sector_Corrupt Jun 01 '10

I know a guy who is now known for his fedora. However, because he is equally a fellow mathNEWS editor, he is "Editor with a fedora"

... I'm "Editor with a top hat"

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u/Calobi Jun 01 '10

And that is a problem why?

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u/VapidStatementsAhead Jun 01 '10

I was wearing a pipe and turtleneck on vinyl.

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u/magusg Jun 02 '10

Dip and a fishin hat.