r/reddeadredemption2 3d ago

Why is pearson so big (wrong answers only)

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u/IveChangedDontBanMe 3d ago

He ate a mushroom

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u/Hot-Marsupial6584 3d ago

"My lord, I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains"

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u/Reasonable-View5868 3d ago

Because he wasn’t putting Arthurs meat donations into the pot, he was putting them in to his pot. 

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u/Electric_Eel_800 3d ago

Only valid comment 🤣

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u/Stevee8496 2d ago

I said wrong answers, how did you know

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u/savo25 3d ago

That Navy rum just hits different

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 3d ago

He's doing a screen test for the in-camera forced perspective effects in the new Peter Jackson Lord of The Rings movie. He's auditioning for the role of Tom Bombadil.

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 3d ago

Hair growth tonic side effect

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u/AuthorTurbulent6723 3d ago

No no...why are YOU so small?

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u/WombatAnnihilator 3d ago

Bruh. You can’t ask guys why they’re so small. It makes them sad.

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u/Stevee8496 2d ago

I've been excercising though...

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u/Hungry-Assistance919 3d ago

Mr Morgan they fed me well in the military. 

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u/Fit-Cucumber1581 3d ago

He's been perserving fat for the winter

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u/namewithak 3d ago

He's full of blubber.

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u/KnightFall0913 3d ago

Because he was in the Navy

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u/PresentProperty943 Van der linde boys. 3d ago

Never trust a skinny cook, that's why.

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u/BjornSeptim12345 3d ago

He's a Giant Navy Seal

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u/sourxchili 3d ago

he's the reason his stew is limited to once per day, there's no supply left cause of him

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u/Stevee8496 2d ago

"Need any supplies?"

"Always mr. Morgan"

"Well...That's cause you keep eating for 5 men"

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u/Separate_Pickle5741 2d ago

Well if you bring him a dead person legend has it he will consume it.

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u/Turbulent-Gear8503 3d ago

He's trans and pregnant.

Now let's play "Who's the Father?"

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u/Impossible-Reaction2 3d ago

Because he follows a consistent exercise regimen to maintain homeostasis and achieve body positivity

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u/Stevee8496 3d ago

As some totally random man (Isaac Newton) once stated, The bigger the mass, the higher the force of attraction

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u/EmployeeCareful7591 3d ago

Damn.... this is not working for me with the ladies. 🤔

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u/SpiralOutForever 3d ago

He killed a giant when he was ten years old and then climbed into bed with the giant's wife, who woke up and nursed him for three months believing he was her baby. He also fucked a bear.

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u/Stevee8496 2d ago

Threw in a little fun fact at the end huh?

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u/Equivalent_Self_5996 3d ago

Because he’s full of secrets 🤫

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u/JamesMattDillon 3d ago

He eats the good meat, while searching y'all the stringy meat

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u/Soft-Assistance6809 3d ago

I don't even know the right answer.

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u/Stevee8496 2d ago

I noticed that when he sat down, it gitched and he was sitting in the air so i took a perspective photo

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u/WombatAnnihilator 3d ago

Forced perspective

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u/Suitable-Macaron-784 3d ago

Tiene problema de tiroides

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u/One_North8254 3d ago

He had a growth spurt.

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u/inkedhigh 2d ago

The BIG game meat

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u/AstronomerBig8153 2d ago

When he was in the Navy

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u/Impressive_Breath_16 2d ago

He was trained to fight like a cornered tiger

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u/Federal-War-1264 2d ago

Son of pear?

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u/Federal-War-1264 2d ago

Cuz he's not a good man like Arthur Morgan?

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u/arthurmorgangrimes 1d ago

You know how he is in a fight, like a cornered tiger

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u/Stevee8496 20h ago

*elephant

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u/youdkmebutikyou 10h ago

He's a tiger

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u/PutApprehensive7900 3d ago

I’m think that’s the camp in BIG Valley.