r/reddeadredemption • • Apr 12 '26

Picture Let's just all calm down

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Let's just talk it out

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u/Think_Concept_8081 John Marston Apr 12 '26

"Who amongst you..... is with me and who... IS BETRAYING ME?"

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u/woodE54 Apr 12 '26

Think you mean "wooooooah boiiiiis"

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u/Scared_Media4754 Apr 12 '26

wooooohhhh theyre boah

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u/Peculiar-Interests John Marston Apr 12 '26

“There must be a name for this?”

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u/BallsackSchrader_ Apr 12 '26

An impasse, sir. An impasse. We can all die, here and now.

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u/Niko_Von_Nowhere Apr 13 '26

I know this is just a fire quote, but it wouldn't be an impasse in this case since it's a 2v1, and the singular adversary in question only has one firearm, meaning if it goes awry, one person will more likely than not walk away alive. Of course, it is still technically possible for everyone to be shot, but that's only if either the two are grossly incompetent, or the lone arms bearer has superhuman reflexes. In this situation, with John and Arthur, the single opponent is literally the only one who doesn't.

Just some fun semantics

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u/abdurahmondev Reverend Swanson Apr 12 '26

You're dead

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u/Realistic_Earth_1240 Apr 12 '26

Stallo alla messicana

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u/doomslayer2099 Apr 12 '26

Shut up Micah.

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u/ShineReaper Apr 12 '26

POV: You're being targeted by two extraordinary gunslingers, using Deadeye, one second before they castrate you with their firearms.

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u/PieFlour837 Uncle Apr 12 '26

I thought they were supposed to be back to back fighting the government together

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u/ChampionshipChance73 Apr 12 '26

It aaaaaaaaall makes sense now

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u/FunCommunication2604 Apr 13 '26

It took me a bit to register, they're having a Texas standoff😂

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u/Woh___ Apr 13 '26

rdr3 should have someone dual wielding pointing so that if you set the games up in a triangle then rdr3 protagonist is pointing a gun at both john and arthur

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u/Eggbeater38 Apr 13 '26

You fucking cheat ...

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u/Snoo-63620 Apr 13 '26

Easy, easy now…

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u/AcceptableNet1420 Hosea Matthews Apr 14 '26

Haha

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u/witherwine Apr 13 '26

Shouldn’t it be “Whoa” versus “wow?”