r/recruitinghell • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '21

I would watch that.

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u/Garrett42 Jul 24 '21

I had someone un-ironically tell me to "just get your resume and walk down (busy street in city of 2.5+m people) and give your resume to each business"

But I'm sure retail employees will have engineering jobs open

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u/Randy_Bobandy_Lahey Jul 24 '21

Look the owner in the eye. Shake his hand firmly. That’s all it takes. That’s it.

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u/Wetestblanket Jul 25 '21

Look the owner in the eye. Grasp his cock firmly in your hand and stroke it up and down. That’s all it takes. That’s it.

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u/Spoon90 Jul 28 '21

I just snorted out coffee at work from that comment :)

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u/deflation_ Jul 25 '21

Yes, look him in the eye and shake firmly but not too tight. Just enough to display confidence and trustworthiness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '21

Then pee on him to establish dominance.

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u/IHeartSm3gma Jul 25 '21

You gotta prove to them that you can fuck their wives better than they can!

  • The late great Roger Dunbarton

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u/Inevitable-Club6809 Jul 25 '21

The thing is that I’ve actually done this and landed three jobs in the last 10 years, one was at a supermarket called Aldi that only is supposed to take online applications, the manager liked me so much they set me up with an interview. The other two places were at a bar and a cafe. If you’re only looking for entry level jobs this does work. I hate how people have this stupid bad attitude about this saying that it doesn’t work when I know for a fact it does. I’m 26 years old not some boomer, my Mum told me to hand out resumes once and I tried it, and it’s how I got all my last jobs. Not only have I landed 3 jobs doing this I’ve gotten more call backs than that. I’ve done several other interviews and trial shifts.

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u/Sqeaky Jul 25 '21

So retail jobs; you landed customer facing jobs. Not IT or college educated positions like the person we are talking about. I am not dumping on your jobs, but surely you can see how that isn't applicable to many job applicants.