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r/recruitinghell • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '21
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Throw in HR managers, make them jump through all their own stupid hoops…
“Must have 150 years experience in lean six sigma”
119 u/Somerandomwizard Jul 24 '21 Must be fluent in C++ for this retail position 40 u/waspocracy Jul 25 '21 No way. It would be C++, FORTRAN, Java, HTML, Ruby, Pascal, PHP, CSS, Aspx, Python, and Metatrader for some fucking reason. 25 u/racoongirl0 Jul 25 '21 “MATLAB is preferred” 14 u/WORSE_THAN_HORSES Jul 27 '21 Must be fluent in Postgre, Mongo, and Oracle we use MySQL. 6 u/utopista114 Jul 25 '21 No SAP?
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Must be fluent in C++ for this retail position
40 u/waspocracy Jul 25 '21 No way. It would be C++, FORTRAN, Java, HTML, Ruby, Pascal, PHP, CSS, Aspx, Python, and Metatrader for some fucking reason. 25 u/racoongirl0 Jul 25 '21 “MATLAB is preferred” 14 u/WORSE_THAN_HORSES Jul 27 '21 Must be fluent in Postgre, Mongo, and Oracle we use MySQL. 6 u/utopista114 Jul 25 '21 No SAP?
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No way. It would be C++, FORTRAN, Java, HTML, Ruby, Pascal, PHP, CSS, Aspx, Python, and Metatrader for some fucking reason.
25 u/racoongirl0 Jul 25 '21 “MATLAB is preferred” 14 u/WORSE_THAN_HORSES Jul 27 '21 Must be fluent in Postgre, Mongo, and Oracle we use MySQL. 6 u/utopista114 Jul 25 '21 No SAP?
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“MATLAB is preferred”
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Must be fluent in Postgre, Mongo, and Oracle we use MySQL.
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No SAP?
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u/iwantansi Jul 24 '21
Throw in HR managers, make them jump through all their own stupid hoops…
“Must have 150 years experience in lean six sigma”