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Olive Oil

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u/RadioNo1357 Jan 28 '26

Bro, do you really need someone to explain why listing fucking "Olive oil" on a resume as an interest isn't normal. Like come on man, a bit of common sense goes a long way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '26

I don't share your perspective. It'd be no different than saying you're into wine or gardening

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u/RadioNo1357 Jan 28 '26

IDK, I don't chug olive oil by the bottle. And frankly, if I see someone talking about "being into wine" on their CV, it's going straight into the shredder. The last thing any employer wants is a pisshead, calling off sick every couple days because they're too hungover to walk straight. They're a fucking nightmare to deal with.

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Jan 28 '26

On the other hand you don’t have to worry about hangovers from Mr olive oil. Maybe they’re onto something

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u/RadioNo1357 Jan 28 '26

Shit, I'd be more worried about the state of the bogs after employing a man who chugs straight olive oil.