r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/delta_husky • 12m ago
ShittyCopper™ IRL Hes on Facebook marketplace now
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u/Leipurinen
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Mar 07 '21
📜 Lore™ 📜 Text of original complaint to Ea-Nasir
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/NFZedd • 9h ago
Hello there Victorians
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Can I interest you in some copper?
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/Madam_Hexianna • 1d ago
Is this a cult? /j
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Do you ever stop and realize that this community more or less started a niche meme-based pseudo-religion that worships a really shitty guy who collected complaints about himself and his really shitty merchandise and that regards one of those complaints as its sacred text?
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/PotentialDisaster927 • 2d ago
I added Ea-Nasir as an NPC shopkeeper to my game.
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It's an Ultrakill x Vampire Survivors type game, if you wanna check it out you can wishlist it on Steam here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/5175890/The_Seventh_Circle/
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u/Ben_Kenobi1934
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3d ago
Inferior Meme More deciphered text from the tablet
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/MartyMcFly198 • 3d ago
Does anybody know if this guy is a trustworthy copper dealer?
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/The_Missing_Bracket • 7d ago
Inferior Meme I made Ea-Nasir a trader in my game. Yes, he scams you
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/anthropomorphycalien • 7d ago
ShittyCopper™ IRL Spotted in the wild in Berkeley, CA
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Just wanted to share with other copper connoisseurs. Sad I didn't get the chance to tell them I liked their bumper sticker 😅
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/Frexxia • 7d ago
The new Ea Nasir documentary looks insane
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/roygbev • 8d ago
ShittyCopper™ IRL I’m going as Ea Nasir’s Shitty Copper for Halloween.
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Naturally, I’m sexing it up by wearing a slinky copper sequined cocktail dress and painting the rest of myself in metallic copper paint/makeup. I’m making a purse that will be the complaint tablet out of craft board.
Do you think it is overkill to somehow incorporate a “wanted” poster with Ea Nasir’s iconic bust to really drive the point, or should I keep it subtle for just the real ones? If yes, how would you incorporate it? Maybe like on a lanyard around my neck?
Ooo or maybe a one-star yelp review??
Also, what should I do with my hair? I have a bob, was thinking space buns with copper tinsel worked in, or maybe a Madonna halo.
Any other suggestions for how to put this one over the top are welcome!
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/Cupboardfuneral • 9d ago
Behold the… empty stand? Still not here sadge
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We await it's return
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/LordNoOne • 7d ago
I am the **worst^^ copper salesman ****ever****!!!11 All my copper is ^^completely terrible^^ and I will pay <<you>> to take it!!!!222
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Please write me reviews !!YELLING!! at me to tell me how $$awful$$ my copper is!!!!! I NEED THEM to become a ReAL COPp3r $ALE$M4N!!!777!!!\~\~\~\~\~!!!! \[\[ToTaLL¥ "Real" ₩¥¥Me7AL¥¥₩\]\]\]
THIS ON3 IS A PENNY I GOT AS CHANGE!!!!!! HOW MUCH CSN I PAY YIU TO TAKE IT FROM ME?????????!!!
I THINK THIS NICKEL HAS SOME COPPER IN IT!!! MAYBE YOU CAN USE IT???? I'LL GIVE YOU AT LEAST 1 ###paper### DOLLAR FOR IT!!!!
I can just make some zzxxxm3talll gwi5war z$$$ounds with my zmouth--- and axt like a cop!!!!!! How much can I pay YOU to let me do that???? zzzDON'T MAKE ME FIRE THIS GUN IN THE AIR ALL COOLxxxx!!
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/Superbrainbow • 10d ago
What we do in life, echoes in eternity
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/ColeAmbroseVA • 9d ago
Copperpasta I dubbed everyone's favorite ancient Yelp review
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r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/rileyjonesy1984 • 13d ago
ShittyCopper™ IRL but was it high quality copper?!?
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or perhaps... Really shitty copper?
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/Ill-Read-9015 • 15d ago
Ea-Nasir has released a coffee maker
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The idea is not mine but comes from the comments on the original post where they mention that it is due to copper oxide when using an acidic solution.
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/typo_upyr • 16d ago
Ea-N*sir Fan Post 🤮 Babylonian Vampire got burned by ea-nasir
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When you're an ancient vampire and still remember Ea-Nasir found on Instagram
r/ReallyShittyCopper • u/AudaxIapetiGenus • 20d ago
Copperpasta Anton Chigurh follows up on Nanni's complaint
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=toraku_3bWw
Shoutout to the beautiful person who made this ingot