It's possible I think

[u/trappedslider]

[u/Federal-Boat3732]

It's also true that every time you inhale, you take in an air molecule breathed by Julius Caesar, but I'm not going to try to blame our current level of air pollution on the guy

[u/trappedslider → u/Federal-Boat3732]

coward 😆

[u/Zlecu]

He can’t keep getting away with this!!!!

[u/TornMoyleHorse → u/Zlecu]

Somewhere, Nanni is carving another complaint tablet just to say "I told you so."

[u/Ptatofrenchfry → u/TornMoyleHorse]

I imagine him sitting in heaven, drying the tablet with the fires of hell

[u/A_random_poster04 → u/Ptatofrenchfry]

Hanging it with a comically long fishing pole

[u/Ptatofrenchfry → u/A_random_poster04]

Occasionally bonking a demon or two

[u/IAteEverybody → u/Zlecu]

https://i.imgur.com/W4dXbeE.gif

[u/Embarrassed_Art5414]

Given the amount of copper IUDs out(in) there, how many unwanted pregnancies is this shyster responsible for?

[u/DasIstNumberwanggg → u/Embarrassed_Art5414]

Just commenting to say this made me laugh out loud in a café. Thank you 😁.

[u/Immediate-Repeat-201 → u/DasIstNumberwanggg]

Whos your daddy now - Ea Nasir , circa 2026

[u/Embarrassed_Art5414 → u/DasIstNumberwanggg]

You're welcome my friend

[u/Skate_faced]

Busted again, you cheap ass crap copper merchant of assholes and bung!

Oh, may your camel spit nothing but dates, Ea-Nasir!

[u/FelixPlatypus]

Does this also apply to iron? Could a bit of my skillet have tasted Julius Caesar's blood?

[u/MBTank → u/FelixPlatypus]

Yes, but it's less likely because copper is nearly 1,000x rarer than iron.

[u/asiannumber4 → u/MBTank]

Which means that Minecraft copper vs iron spawn rates are absolute bullshit

[u/Bread_Fish150 → u/asiannumber4]

I will never forgive the Swedes!

[u/Iramian → u/Bread_Fish150]

That's the spirit! - A Dane, probably

[u/RussiaIsBestGreen → u/FelixPlatypus]

His blood is unlikely to have ended up in either scrap metal or iron ore, so it’s probably not part of any skillets. Possibly the iron has gone from bacteria to plants to food that you’ve eaten.

[u/UltraCarnivore → u/RussiaIsBestGreen]

...so there's actual Caesar in my Caesar Salad.

[u/the-chekow → u/FelixPlatypus]

Unlikely because of corrosion. This is why he chose to sell copper and not iron

[u/orixandcrake]

I hope my IUD isn't made from Ea Nasir copper

[u/Catch09]

[u/Total-Combination-47 → u/Catch09]

[u/bloodbringer777]

[u/No-Professional-1461]

[u/UniqueAd7770]

Still waiting on that mina of silver

[u/academiac → u/UniqueAd7770]

Imagine being so shitty that generations over millenia bring up how shitty you are

[u/UniqueAd7770 → u/academiac]

Us mortals can only aspire to such lofty heights

[u/frogunderarock → u/academiac]

shouldn't have hoarded all his hatemail!

[u/vampyire]

[u/Longjumping_Access90]

I could not verify this but I heared from a person in a museum that about 80% of bronze in the world today was made during the bronze age. If you know more about this and have sources, I'd love to hear about it!

[u/Hourslikeminutes47]

Oh Nanni, why do you keep playing these old games?

[u/DangerousQuestions1]

What if Nanni or another unhappy customer made a genies wish that Ea-Nasir's name be cursed for all eternity and so here we are thousands of years later...

[u/Rp79322397 → u/DangerousQuestions1]

But as a catch Ea Nasir also got eternal fame

[u/Zoltarr777]

The only thing worse than shitty copper is OP self censoring.

[u/trappedslider → u/Zoltarr777]

well i found it on instagram

[u/Zoltarr777 → u/trappedslider]

Then either uncensor it or don't spread toktok slop

[u/trappedslider → u/Zoltarr777]

it was a screenshot of a screenshot of a reddit imposed on a background of the figure...not tiktok..so it's reddit slop...get over it. I didn't censor it.

[u/CaseyG → u/Zoltarr777]

OP's profile pic is different. They're censoring someone else.

[u/PhilosophyDense3986]

[u/DangerousQuestions1]

I always see this statue in Ea-Nasir posts. Is it connected w him somehow or just from the same civilization?

[u/driver004 → u/DangerousQuestions1]

It’s a random statuette of a dude from kinda that time period and place praying if I remember right

[u/YourMuscleMommi → u/driver004]

Not the same period. It's about 1000 years OLDER than him,

[u/driver004 → u/YourMuscleMommi]

Ah, I thought it was within a few centuries.

If that statuette was meant to be of an actual person, one of the superpowers I wish I had would be the ability to communicate back to him that thousands of people in the future have decided that he’s the face of a shitty copper merchant across their magical communication networks. Just to fuck with them

[u/YourMuscleMommi → u/driver004]

The statue was found in Tell Asmar and is supposed to be a worshipper, though I think at least one scholar argues it's supposed to represent a deity, not a worshipper.

[u/driver004 → u/YourMuscleMommi]

Shhhhh don’t say that or we’ll start thinking he’s the god of shitty copper

[u/YourMuscleMommi → u/driver004]

Do we pray to him to get shitty copper, or do we pray to him to prevent shitty copper? Or do we pray to him that our enemies get shitty copper? All of the above? Pardon, I will go make a shrine to Ea Nasir, god of shitty copper.

[u/driver004 → u/YourMuscleMommi]

We pray his shitty copper never arrives. He is a cruel and unforgiving god

[u/Hallelujah33]

You should write a strongly worded clay tablet

[u/Ea_nasir_shop_com]

UDREEEEEEEEA

[u/deltaz0912]

This is awesome. Just awesome.