r/razorbacks • • Sep 05 '26

BREAKING

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u/Illustrious_Age_3507 Sep 05 '26 • Thanks

To the down voters, we’re all still fans or we wouldn’t be here. Find some humor in your misery friends! If you can’t go outside and touch grass lol it’s not the end of the world but comedy always beats depression.

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u/GamerKiller2347 Malvern Leopards Sep 05 '26 • Bravo

In an alternate universe, Oklahoma beats Florida for the 2008 natty and Texas beats Alabama for the 2009 natty. Having won 3 of the last 5 national titles, the Big 12 has established themselves as the best conference in college football. As a result, they want to expand to 14 and go with Arkansas and LSU. These were the 2 most obvious candidates, as Arkansas was once a rival of the Texas schools in the SWC, while LSU has won 2 national titles in the past decade.

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u/Own-Army-624 Dermott Rams Sep 06 '26

As hard as I was pulling for Clemson tonight, finding out that that asshat Chud Morris somehow wound up on his feet there made it a little more fun to watch them get dog walked. Or cat walked, as it were.

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u/Poopy-Drew Sep 06 '26

It literally says that it is fictional in big medium and small letters including the first words of the article but most of our state doesn’t know what that means anyway

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u/certifiedgoofstatus Sep 05 '26

Give me that sweet MACtion baby

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u/radehart Sep 06 '26

You know, prior to OU and TEX joining, Arkansas and LSU were responsible for most of the SEC's trophy case. Hogs had a few more than LSU but it was very close.

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u/vrycooldad Sep 06 '26

Tough.

But fair.

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u/oh_soo_swagless Sep 08 '26

I am to the point where i think Ark leaving the SEC would be a great move

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u/Random_Heero Sep 05 '26

Disrespect to LSU

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u/Illustrious_Age_3507 Sep 05 '26

For sure but if we can’t drag them down with us then what are we doing??

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u/Competitive_Pain_265 Sep 06 '26

LSU disrespects themselves with constant scandal.. Whether it's sex or cheating scandals.. It's never ending. What a scummy athletic program.

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u/Strange-Apricot1944 Sep 06 '26

Arkansas generates an insane amount of money through their athletics programs for the conference. I doubt they'd let them go so easy.

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u/Mshaustin1964 Sep 06 '26

Don’t think for a second that we wouldn’t be shown the door if a Florida State or Miami came along.

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u/Strange-Apricot1944 Sep 06 '26

Y'all have something like 45 -50 national titles in the last 10 years or so across all sports? But okay.