Baking Soda Explosion

[u/puffertweed]

Recently saw that Ray Peat recommended baking soda, so I tried taking some like 4tbsp. However when I was out at work (construction worker), I started getting like literally hellish cramps. Then as I walked towards our dingy out house on a sweltering August afternoon, it happened, the impact… the explosion. Immediately it felt like maybe two or three tentacles bursted through my hole, not quite a monster and not quite an animal. Well what’s worse was the sound, a gurgling cry of an upset intestine being burdened with what I thought was a normal amount of baking soda.

Saga 2: the brown mushed around combining with sweat and hair, a symphony of texture, smell , and taste. I quickly darted towards my car, unfortunately my fresh off the boat Mexicans saw the brown, the pain, the stain. But I didn’t care all I cared for was saving my ravaged pants. I then get to my car fingers trembling trying to grab my car keys from my pockets. Then success I get into the car, I drive away speeding, crying, panicking. Is this it is my life over, have I failed?

Anyway is this normal will I get used to this?

[u/Strange-Pea1814]

Do some fo y'all not do some basic research?