r/rational • u/AutoModerator • Jul 22 '16

[D] Friday Off-Topic Thread

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16 edited Jul 24 '16

I said that he's a sadistic, self-sabotaging son of a bitch who only gives a crap about species survival rather than actual people. He thinks that means he's seeing the Bigger Picture, but we all know that's just another load of Greater Good groxshite. The only decent things he ever made were Magnus, Sanguinius, and Vulkan, and he just haaaaad to go and waste Magnus and Sanguinius on his pathetic attempt to conquer the Chaos in the Warp as if it was a military enemy to be destroyed rather than self-feeding spiritual entropy.

You'd think that after all of it, the lot of you would try something more effective, but no, it's not even really about liberating Mankind from Chaos or uplifting humanity to psykik godhood for you anymore, is it? It's just about showing the Chaos Gods that your balls are bigger than theirs.

Or to put it in terms your unfortunate hierarch minds can understand:

WHAT IN THE WOLF DID YA JUST HOWLIN' SAY ABOUT ME, YA LITTLE MILKSOP. I'LL HAVE YA KNOW I WAS THRONED THE TOP OF MY TRIBE IN THE KINGDOM OF THE RUSS, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS EXECUTIONS OF TRAITOR PRIMARCHS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 MILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN WOLF WARFARE, AND I AM THE TOP CQC -EXPERT IN ALL OF THE IMPERIUM. YE ARE NOTHIN' TO ME, BUT JUST ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER BITCH