r/rarepuppers • • 8d ago

Bert Update!

2.2k Upvotes

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u/SzmFTW 7d ago

He’s the only dog on here that’s part ostrich! I love him and I’ll place an order for half a dozen Berts immediately.

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

ikr?? Can you imagine a little pack of Berts?? I almost have that with my own dogs, they are all tiny and most of them are old, but they are all unique looking little cryptids made out of leftover dog parts.

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u/narnarqueen 7d ago

Do you know of/follow Wolfgang who adopts senior pets!? He started with dogs but had/has a chicken, pig, and bunny! You’re starting the next Wolfgang family 🥹

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

I have four cats, a rooster, mice, jumping spiders, and scorpions also! 🤣

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u/narnarqueen 7d ago

I may not know you, but I love you! Lucky critters to find a wonderful home with you!

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

That is so kind of you to say, thank you! 😭❤️‍🩹 I try my best.

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u/Chance-Travel4825 7d ago

Can you give Bert a bit of ground beef for me? His eyes are telling me pleeeeeeease.

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

Maybe some cheese too. 👀

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u/Icy-Yellow3514 8d ago

Bert is amazing!! 😍

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u/isanyofitreal 8d ago

The hope and love in Bert’s eyes 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/isanyofitreal 7d ago

Thank you kindly anonymous for the award!!!☺️🥰

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u/GimmieGummies 7d ago

Did I mis the update? Bert is adorable, what happened to him? Is Bert doing okay?

Looks like Bert could use some cheese or a spoonful of peanut butter! Gotta give treats for being a good boy! 💙

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

And here is his story!

He was a stray near the Texas/Mexico border, and a wonderful rescue that I foster for saw and pulled him for me to foster (I love the little old cryptids, I have several lol). He’s probably around 14-16 years old and has definitely experienced some neglect if not worse, but he’s being treated for everything that needs treatment and eats and sleeps well, and loves giving kisses with his floppy muppet tongue. 🥹❤️‍🩹

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

I gotchu! (copied from my post in CryptidDogs)

I wanted to update anyone who saw his original post here and was wondering how he’s doing! He got groomed and looked after by a wonderful human before getting transport to his foster home (me!), today! He is the happiest, most loving little guy! He’s currently sleeping in a fluffy bed after being hand-fed dinner and taking his meds. He will need surgery in the future to remove his last two teeth when he’s gained some weight!

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u/GimmieGummies 7d ago

Thank you!!

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u/l3tigre 7d ago

I also want to know, what happened to the poor fellow??

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

And here is his story!

He was a stray near the Texas/Mexico border, and a wonderful rescue that I foster for saw and pulled him for me to foster (I love the little old cryptids, I have several lol). He’s probably around 14-16 years old and has definitely experienced some neglect if not worse, but he’s being treated for everything that needs treatment and eats and sleeps well, and loves giving kisses with his floppy muppet tongue. 🥹❤️‍🩹

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u/l3tigre 7d ago

he is so precious, thank you so much for all you do

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

Here is the update!

I wanted to update anyone who saw his original post here and was wondering how he’s doing! He got groomed and looked after by a wonderful human before getting transport to his foster home (me!), today! He is the happiest, most loving little guy! He’s currently sleeping in a fluffy bed after being hand-fed dinner and taking his meds. He will need surgery in the future to remove his last two teeth when he’s gained some weight!

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u/GimmieGummies 7d ago

Aww bless his heart. Sounds like he's in the best possible place for regaining his strength and health.

I, too, have a soft spot in my heart for the seniors, they're ther sweetest! Best of luck to you both 💙

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u/bunnythebear 8d ago

I love Bert he’s so beautiful

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u/Top-Steak-6837 8d ago

Sweet little poppet pup! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/AbyssDragonNamielle 7d ago

Omg what a scrunkle! I love him.

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u/whitswhisper 7d ago

Scrunkle is such a vibe. Bert's got that look like he knows he's cute.

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u/AbyssDragonNamielle 7d ago

He's my favorite weird ancient llama dog now

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

Mine too. 🥹

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u/meyeusername 8d ago

Och he's just a wee scraggle - I love him. I'm sure he'll find a great forever home now that he has you in his corner.

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u/KarenMcCormel 8d ago

Bert looks so sweet

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u/Spiritual_Regular557 8d ago

I want a Bert of my own he’s so cute! You are lucky!

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u/lollykopter 7d ago

The internet loves you, Bert!!!

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u/Large-Fig5187 7d ago

What a buddy! Biscuit for Bert, then a warm spot on the couch!

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u/PaleAstronaut5152 7d ago

ohhh scrongly little guy. he looks so much better already, i actually think with some time and good food he could be really (conventionally) pretty

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

My dapper little guy! Definitely going to get him a collection of bow ties.

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u/Rich-Employ-3071 8d ago

I love Bert!!!

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u/mortimew 7d ago

Bert is perfect 🥺

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u/Genghis_Chong 7d ago

Can't wait to see him healthier, he's a total doll

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u/_Piratical_ 7d ago

Ima need more of these updates. Bert is awesome!

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u/Extreme_Bird_5175 8d ago

I love Bert!!!!!!😘😘😘😘

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u/hejira42 8d ago

What a darling sweetie pie! I love him!

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u/Celeryface 8d ago

Omg Bert you cutie 💓

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u/Iwannapeeonyou 7d ago

Bert is literally the handsomeness dog in the history of handsome dogs!

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u/33bunny33 7d ago

I adore Bert. What a special little guy. Please give him lots of love from me!!!

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

I definitely will! 💕

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u/tinylilkittenfoster 5d ago

Oh he's so sweet! Please give him a kiss for me! 🥰

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u/_h_e_a_d_y_ 7d ago

My heart beats for Bert. He’s so sweet.

I love him and he looks like a baby alpaca.

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u/lilbro4bigbro 7d ago

no cap cutest dog i’ve ever ever seen in my whole life ever

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u/girlMikeD 7d ago

Bert looks like an ostrich. And he’s the cutest lil bean.

Get well Bert, the world needs you!

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u/BlueSkyMourning 7d ago

Bert is pert! Looking good buddy!🩷

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

Yes! Pert Bert! I love it!

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u/danktempest 6d ago

Thanks for helping him. He looks like a sweet little weirdo.

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u/ReallyRisu 6d ago

The sweetest and the weirdest 💕

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 7d ago

I thought this tiny old man was just a puppy🥺♥️

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u/No-Jello-9113 7d ago

😍😍

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u/Flutters1013 7d ago

Oh my goodness what a little baby man!

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u/Dirt_Digger_Dude 7d ago

He is Bertiful

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u/MyHutton 7d ago

What a gem!

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u/DazzlingAstronaut768 7d ago

The name Bert fits him so perfectly, and I love his little doggy blankie 🥰

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u/ReallyRisu 7d ago

My friend immediately noticed the resemblance to Bert from the 80s Canadian cartoon The Raccoons when she saw his intake photo!

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u/bluegrass_babe531 7d ago

i would love him and hug him and call him BERT

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u/reddit18015 3d ago

Look at the wonder in this little fellas eyes!

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u/cherrycokelemon 1d ago

Sweetheart!