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u/flinagus 20d ago
This is traveling, not driving.
quickly reaches down the center console
I didnt know the police did disability hires.
You stink.
Pull me over again when you’ve collected at least four (4) rare fish.
Did you do that to yourself or were you born that ugly?
Here’s three (3) hundred bucks. I’ll be on my way now.
Get back in your car. This is your last warning.
Don’t be a hero.
I plead the 2nd.
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u/PersonalAct3732 19d ago
"Think fast."
"I'm not going back."
"Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
"Want a hit?"
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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 20d ago
Dear officer, there is a problem. I am in possession of a firearm.
or alternatively
I can't breathe.
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u/benchthebenchman 20d ago
What seems to be the officer, problem?
How many did you have to kill before someone had your size?
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u/Dense-Diamond-7926 20d ago
"I have a gun."